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I'm begining to wonder if you have ever watched

"How The Grinch Stole Christmas"

 

Then maybe you will think just a bit differently. <_<

What? You've never seen a photo of me?

 

 

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I'm begining to wonder if you have ever watched

"How The Grinch Stole Christmas"

 

Then maybe you will think just a bit differently. <_<

Dragged to see this film by the junior Joscos. 90 minutes of my life dribbled away. What a waste of good celluloid.

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Dragged to see this film by the junior Joscos.  90 minutes of my life dribbled away.  What a waste of good celluloid.

Ah, yes, but a valuable ninety minutes of sitting inactive on a comfy chair to add to your good cellulite.

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Perhaps you should go away more often?  B)

You beat me to the joke I see but then again, Edward Heath and James Doohan died while I was away. :unsure:

Same for me - maybe some "good" luck next week?

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Curses, no-one died when I was away. :unsure: Well, no-one really famous B)

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Perhaps you should go away more often?  ;)

You beat me to the joke I see but then again, Edward Heath and James Doohan died while I was away. :)

Maybe all DL members should start going on vacation

once a year religiously.

If I am not mistaken IYG, you were also away when Gretchen Franklin also died and now William Rehnquist makes it four. Now it seems to be more than a coincidence. :)

 

I agree with what Banshees said, you guys should go away more often.

 

Regards,

 

ff

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Guest IYG

Sorry but I'm staying, no more vacations for me till maybe December.

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I'm going away for a week next week. When I was away in August the uncanny ability of celebrities to curl up their toes produced three deaths. Mo Mowlem, Bill Moog and Jack Slipper all took advantage of the situation and joined the choir invisible.

I urge all celebrities to look to the next week as an opportunity to see how good your pre-prepared obituries are. If you're feeling a bit peaky, now is the time to consider a wooden overcoat and to take up an occupation as a daisy pusher. And no dieing before I go, that cheating!

 

 

My tips for the next week:

 

Ronnie Biggs, my favourite Pete Doherty and an outside bet on Valerie Singleton.

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Other good weeks would be around mid-October when I'm in Oz - produced a fine crop on holidays this summer including Heath, Doohan and Gretchen Franklin.

 

My picks for the period would be: Biggsy, Ford and Wiesenthal.

 

Kylie as an outsider...

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There is already a "Going on Holiday" thread started by yourself right here.

 

[ Mods, please merge ]

[ Done -- MH ]

Edited by Magere Hein

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Yes, but that's a different holiday. Perhaps there ought to be a calender of when members go on holiday so we can look back and see if there is any correlation between vacations and a rise in celebrity deaths.

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With all the discussion of what has happened to certain absent members I thought it migt be a good idea to let people here know when we're going away for whatever reason. I'll be absent from the forum between 22nd May and 4th June

 

 

[Merged with previous Holiday Thread - ff]

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I'm planning a holiday...torn between Silloth, Allonby or a weekend with my auntie in Millom. Not sure about the latter since it involves a change of buses.

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Also do let us know your full address and the code to the alarm.

 

DWB :dead:

And of course where the bank cards are....

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Better still, which mattress you keep the cash in.

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And where those boots are... the ones in your profile photo that put me in mind of Nancy Sinatra. :dead:

 

Maryport, Bruno and DWB can have everything else, I just want the boots.

 

And quite possibly, help and extensive counselling...

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Mrs Death Trip and I are considering going to Tonga, where we can make some discreet enquries on the streets of Nuku'alofa about the health of their monarch.

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Good point: If I spot any famous celebs in Millom I'll be sure to enquire about their health.

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Having just joined this lovely forum, I fail to see why I would be leaving on a vacation so soon; however, it is good to see there is a contingency plan in place for those absent times. Yet another marvelous feature of this forum.

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Sorry but I'm staying...

 

Oh, the irony :)

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I'm not sure I get what you dear folks are driving at. Did something happen to IYG?

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I'm not sure I get what you dear folks are driving at. Did something happen to IYG?

Yes. Have a close look at the member group he belongs to.

 

regards,

Hein

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Gracious me! Oh I do feel somewhat ignorant now and am miffed that I had not noticed his banning.

 

 

 

 

*and thank you also Magere Hein for the help on the other post and its subsequent deletion.

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