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[Guest IYG]

I myself am drinking er... water.

Dangerous stuff, that. Water is a major cause of death, but dilution with e.g. ethanol makes consumption less of a shock.

 

regards,

Hein

I see.

 

Well you hardly expect me to drink in a country where they are so barbaric as to make it illegal before I'm 21.

 

Oh to be in Germany where the law is 16 or pretty much anywhere else where 18 is the age.

 

I need a diet 7up.

[Magere Hein 1,400]

Well you hardly expect me to drink in a country where they are so barbaric as to make it illegal before I'm 21.

Hey, how many US voters are there between 18 and 21? How many of them would want the law changed? That could well tip a presidential election.

Oh to be in Germany where the law is 16 or pretty much anywhere else where 18 is the age.

In the Netherlands there's no legal drinking age, but there is a minimum age for buying alcohol: 16 for beer and wine, 18 for spirits.

 

regards,

Hein

[Guest IYG]

Well you hardly expect me to drink in a country where they are so barbaric as to make it illegal before I'm 21.

Hey, how many US voters are there between 18 and 21? How many of them would want the law changed? That could well tip a presidential election.

Oh to be in Germany where the law is 16 or pretty much anywhere else where 18 is the age.

In the Netherlands there's no legal drinking age, but there is a minimum age for buying alcohol: 16 for beer and wine, 18 for spirits.

 

regards,

Hein

The problem is the people never understand the power they have by voting and anyway, you have to pass through congress and they're a bunch of idiots.

 

Maybe I should move to Holland, I do like Amsterdam.

[Lady Grendel 139]

The legal age to buy alcohol is 18 here, but the amount of under age drinkers is phenominal, at the risk of sounding like an old fart ,I don't remember anyone in my era of being a teen standing on street corners and drinking till they either stabbed someone or passed out, we played football, Kick-the-Can (usually an old Tennants Lager can that some alky had thrown away!!) and Red Rover, we had fun, never knew a thing about drugs, we hadn't even heard of them, for us the thrill was hacking our way through the overgrown and treachourous banks of the river Clyde and coming across a tunnel, man made, and daring each other to go as far as you could into it, needless to say I was a 'crapper' and refused to go into the tunnel, I found out years later it was only the outlet to the Yoker Burn, but I have to say it was really spooky at the time and I still wouldn't walk in there for any amount of money.

[Lady Grendel 139]

Sorry, done the usual, waffled on about boring stuff after a few drinks, will try to stop it

[Banshees Scream 110]

The legal age to buy alcohol is 18 here,

Where i come from the age is geared up

to 21 years old.

[Lady Grendel 139]

Hello everybody,

 

I'm new on here but have been looking in for sometime.

Get a round in then, that's 4 pints of bitter top, two lager shandies, a pint of gin and a white wine spritzer for the ladies.

I'ts 'a white wine for the ladies' if you are trying to quote the great Al Murray.ATJ , if not it's a pint of heavy for this lady and a Jack Daniels and coke (no ice and in a tall glass!) for her other half, we will meet you at the bar as we discuss the best way to celebrate Maggie's funeral

[Lady Grendel 139]

The legal age to buy alcohol is 18 here,

Where i come from the age is geared up

to 21 years old.

Where is that then BS?

[Lady Grendel 139]

[Tuber Mirum 125]

By popular demand, and for my 800th post, I shall relate the aforementioned joke.

 

I expect the automatic-obscenity-removing-thingy may have a thing or two to say about it.

 

A man entered a pub accompanied by an ostrich and an extremely vertically challenged red-haired person.

All three seated themselves at the bar, and the man asked, "what would you both like to drink?"

The Ostrich says, "I'll have a pint of large please," whilst the red-haired dwarf replies, "I'll hae a double whisky, but I''ll no be buyin' anything maself."

Neville the part-time barman served the drinks as ordered and then asked the man (whom we shall call Jim), "How do you come to be in such unusual company?"

Jim replies, "well, Tesco's were selling off their stocks of Banana Bread Beer this afternoon, so I went in and bought a bottle, just by way of experiment. I firmly believe one should not condemn anything until one has tried it, with the possible exception of folk-dancing. So I sat down with the bottle on the bench in front of the Memorial Library and on opening it imagine my surprise when out popped my Fairy Godmother who had got trapped in there somehow. She was a bit squiffy of course from the beer, but very grateful and said I could wish for anything I wanted and it would be granted.

 

So I said "I'd like a bird with long legs and a tight little ginger C**t"

 

"Oh, I see" said Neville the part-time barman. "Any good that Banana Bread Beer?"

 

"No" replied Jim with great conviction, "It tastes bloody awful."

[Deadornot 12]

notapotato- 800 posts

 

well done for proving how long you can spend on one website typing in a lot of words that in some way (no matter how microscopic) is related to death

[timmyun 0]

right, I'm only going to the bar once so make sure you've all given me your orders...

 

Anyway, back to my league...

 

PHIL

Prince Ranier

Gerald Ford

Robert Mugabe

Jake La Motta

Robert Hardy

Charlie Watts

B. Bel Geddes

Arthur Miller

Stan Lee

Mel Brookes

Carl Reiner

 

PAT

Pope JPII

G'card-Destaing

Ian Brady

Max Schmelling

James Doohan

Richard Todd

Fats Domino

ZZ Gabor

Jim Callaghan

King Sihanouk

AC Clarke

 

RON

Ariel Sharon

Michael Foot

Ronnie Biggs

Diego Maradona

Clive Dunn

Herbert Lom

James Brown

Liz Taylor

Steven Hawking

S. Wiesenthal

Rupert Murdoch

 

DAN

Alex Higgins

Larry Hagman

Dof Edinburgh

Edward Heath

Charlton Heston

Peter O'Toole

Keith Richards

Nancy Reagan

Richard Pryor

Saddam Hussein

M. Kalashnikov

 

CARLTed Kennedy

Fidel Castro

Boris Yeltsin

George Best

Ernest Borgnine

Kirk Douglas

Chuck Berry

Betty Driver

Hugh Hefner

PW Botha

Betty Ford

 

AUSTIN

Kim Jong Il

Maggie Thatcher

Kurt Waldheim

Ian Huntley

JA Samaranch

Adam West

Mickey Rooney

O. De Havilland

Edmund Hillary

Bernard Manning

Ravi Shankar

 

TIM

Yitzhak Shamir

Nelson Mandela

Augusto Pinochet

Tom Finney

Norman Wisdom

Sir John Mills

Jerry Lewis

A. Solzhenytsin

Henry Kissinger

Cliff Michelmore

Vera Lynn

 

 

I organised a half sweepstake half choice selection process where I made ten catergories with ten celebrities in each. Each player took it in turns to pick a catergory from a hat, i.e. politicians, and had first pick from that list. They then picked last from the next catergory. Not totally random so people had to do their homework but still couldn't guarantee they all got their choices.

 

Complicated but successful.

 

Thanks for reading, any comments would be appreciated.

[Guest IYG]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

Why did you change your avatar notaspud? So sad.

[Slave to the Grave 26]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

Why did you change your avatar notaspud? So sad.

Do you not know who that man is? Yes, and I know he is not a potato.

[Guest IYG]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

Why did you change your avatar notaspud? So sad.

Do you not know who that man is? Yes, and I know he is not a potato.

I think I do but I just spent an hour talking to a dumbass at the internet compant so I don't remember.

[Magere Hein 1,400]

Do you not know who that man is? Yes, and I know he is not a potato.

I've seen that face before, but I don't recall his name, or what he did.

 

ObGoogle: finding the name that belongs to a face is one of those problems for which Google is not your friend.

 

regards,

Hein

[Guest Diagnosis Death]

Do you not know who that man is? Yes, and I know he is not a potato.

I've seen that face before, but I don't recall his name, or what he did.

 

ObGoogle: finding the name that belongs to a face is one of those problems for which Google is not your friend.

 

regards,

Hein

You must know it's Tony Benn.

[Banshees Scream 110]

The legal age to buy alcohol is 18 here,

Where i come from the age is geared up

to 21 years old.

Where is that then BS?

A state in America called New York.

[Boudicca 702]

A state in America called New York. 

Never heard of it.

[Banshees Scream 110]

A state in America called New York. 

Never heard of it.

.. Ah british folks. "Which soon i plan to visit the UK in all respects."

 

 

Boudicca i've just always wondered if you were

really a natural red head. They always seem to

turn me on. I know that it's just an avator though.

Even if your not a natural red head are you..attractive??

[Guest IYG]

A state in America called New York. 

Never heard of it.

You know, big explosions, planes falling down, huge french woman with a torch.

[Boudicca 702]

Oh, that place.

[Banshees Scream 110]

................................................................................
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"Boudicca i've just always wondered if you were
really a natural red head. They always seem to
turn me on. I know that it's just an avator though.
Even if your not a natural red head are you..attractive??

Milestone

That's 400 posts in counting!

[Boudicca 702]

"Boudicca i've just always wondered if you were

really a natural red head. They always seem to

turn me on. I know that it's just an avator though.

Even if your not a natural red head are you..attractive??

That is very sweet, Master Scream. Can you provide me with a link at all? I must say that I am even more attractive than my image, as my ears are much pointier.

[Banshees Scream 110]

"Boudicca i've just always wondered if you were

really a natural red head. They always seem to

turn me on. I know that it's just an avator though.

Even if your not a natural red head are you..attractive??

That is very sweet, Master Scream. Can you provide me with a link at all? I must say that I am even more attractive than my image, as my ears are much pointier.

 

Ahh.