Things to do while waiting for Death ... 2004

[Paul Bearer 5,642]

Made me laugh a lot.

[Typhoid Harry 21]

French G-Rated Entertainment

[The Yeti 14]

Quiet literally "Things To Do While Waiting For Death"

[Slave to the Grave 22]

Create the right atmosphere

[Magere Hein 1,397]

Create the right atmosphere

B|N>k

 

regards,

Hein

[Typhoid Harry 21]

Guidelines.

[Larry Pestilence III 6]

Priceless. And now in this Forum's README sticky.

[weatherman91 0]

Joust

Great Classic Arcade Game, 76,100 my highscore.

[Typhoid Harry 21]

Not as easy as it looks.]

[Moosey 3]

Entertaining - Tammy the Virtual Bartender

 

I am, however, at work, so I haven't tried asking her anything too risqué and thus can't say whether this is suitable for the weathermunchkin.

[Tuber Mirum 119]

If you tell her "strip" it remains within the bounds of decency. I think we all need to make a concerted effort with this one.

[honez 79]

you may or may not wish to try

show us your t*ts and show us

depending on where you are, what you are and exactly what kind of thing you were expecting to see.

[Death Watch Beatle 40]

The vitural barmaid is a wonderous find. Being a bit slack (at work) I have found the following keywords most amusing!

 

Kiss, Run and Magic - don't ask why we thought of magic, we just did OK!

 

DWB

[Moosey 3]

there do seem to be an awful lot of commands.

cartwheel, handstand, push up, stretch and jump all get her exercising. She'll do various styles of dance too, including rock, tap and macarena.

scared, fight, knee and change are amusing.

shower, pillow fight and cowgirl are definitely worth a look too (but not if your wife/girlfriend are nearby)

[honez 79]

...and don't forget flick and rub

[The Four Horsemen 25]

Remove Top seems to work quite well, but again keep those pesky other halves out of the way.........

[Death Watch Beatle 40]

Eat a Banana gets unexpected results. Wet Tee-shirt gets expected results!

 

Can I also add that the Frenchman with the horn(s) is very good also!

 

DWB

[Tuber Mirum 119]

Jugs

[weatherman91 0]

Entertaining - Tammy the Virtual Bartender

 

I am, however, at work, so I haven't tried asking her anything too risqué and thus can't say whether this is suitable for the weathermunchkin.

Suitable enough for me

[The Yeti 14]

I can't get the friggin page to load.

"This page cannot be displayed"

[weatherman91 0]

Works fine for me, although I'm on a wireless connection and it still is very slow and fuzzy. What kind of connection are you using?

[Tuber Mirum 119]

Works fine for me on wireless. Perhaps you could find another network with a stronger signal to hack into.

 

Grown-up readers might want to try "love" "kiss" "orgy" "play" and "suck"

don't get your hopes up too high though.

[weatherman90 7]

We don't get the best signal from the wireless tower, that probably makes a big difference in speed.

[honez 79]

The Yeti Posted on Dec 22 2004, 05:01 AM

  I can't get the friggin page to load.

"This page cannot be displayed" 

 

Don't worry Yeti, you're not missing anything.

 

She sure does love to Boogie though.

[Death Watch Beatle 40]

That's right Yeti, you're not missing anything, nothing at all.

 

Anyway, GUN worked and so did CHRISTMAS - very topical!

 

DWB