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32. Norman Tebbit

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3 hours ago, CoffinLodger said:

There's more chance of me getting a death prediction right than there is of them getting a Brexit trade deal.If they do I will never post on here again ! 

 

I'm holding you to that.  An agreement is on the cards.  Any final statement you'd like to make? 

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11 hours ago, Ulitzer95 said:


A friend informs me that they're due to announce news of a Brexit deal at around 10PM.

Does this mean that you're leaving the Forum tonight forever? :P

It was just a joke...

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1 hour ago, CoffinLodger said:

It was just a joke...


Too late to take it back now.

 

Announcement has been delayed slightly to today. Pack your things. :D

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1 hour ago, CoffinLodger said:

It was just a joke...

A very strange and unusual final statement, most people rant on about hoping the mods and admins die a horrible death or tell other members to kill themselves.  

 

I'd like to say it's been fun and a pleasure to have you as a member of this forum and wish you all the best on your future trolling of other sites, but I'd be lying. 

 

Good bye 

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The banning of a true trolling legend !   I cried over many years watching his trolling ! I am crying more than ever tonight ! R.I.P you genius !!

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34 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said:

The banning of a true trolling legend !   I cried over many years watching his trolling ! I am crying more than ever tonight ! R.I.P you genius !!

 


Have you saved that as a template?

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4 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said:


Have you saved that as a template?


Here it is for all to use should they want to post an Iain-style tribute.

 

The death of a true _______ legend !   I cried over many years ______ his/her/their _______ ! I am crying more than ever tonight ! R.I.P you genius !!

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Any 90th birthday pictures? Couldn't find any with a quick search.

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Dame Cecilia claiming he deteriorated during the weekend and is about to kick the bucket. :rolleyes:

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1 hour ago, Ulitzer95 said:


Dame Cecilia claiming he deteriorated during the weekend and is about to kick the bucket. :rolleyes:

 

That's funny as he's just written his latest newspaper column whilst entering hospice care. Impressive.

Can't you be reported for this kind of bollocks? Cecilia also said Douglas Hurd was gravely ill two months ago

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On 21/12/2020 at 16:02, YoungWillz said:

I'll just add - maybe in light of this "Cuddly Uncle" Norman should be on the DL next year.

 

Be a shame to miss the old bastard.

Hmm, make it to July, AbNorms, just saying...I have my celebration ready....

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5 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said:

Met Lord Tebbit yesterday at an event. Looked very pale, frail, walking stick and shuffled slowly. He was also noticeably hunched. His hearing was poor but he spoke with ease. Marbles are still there, but his body is noticeably deserting him. Get him on the list for next year.

Did he have his bike with him? Still telling the unemployed to become rent boys?

 

Never mind the stick, what was his schtick?

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2 minutes ago, YoungWillz said:

Did he have his bike with him? Still telling the unemployed to become rent boys?

 

Never mind the stick, what was his schtick?


Forgot he had his own thread! He was in a suit, with a sun hat on. Was blabbering away about the RAF (he’s a former airman).

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Oh hey, Sean’s Cuddly Uncle made it on

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5 hours ago, YoungWillz said:

Cecilia Torybags gets on her bike: 

 

Well, I've replied to him.  Waiting for a response. :lol:

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It’s been announced he is to retire from the House of Lords on the 31st March. 

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1 hour ago, The Old Crem said:

It’s been announced he is to retire from the House of Lords on the 31st March. 

Ah, he'll be spending more time with his fascism....:lol:

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2 hours ago, The Old Crem said:

It’s been announced he is to retire from the House of Lords on the 31st March. 

How will he fucking manage.

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It hurts deeply to say anything good about the old bastard but his administration looks to be a veritable pillar of truth and rectitude compared to the current one. I must admit to enjoying the breakfast news on the morning of the bombing more than any other I can recall. Me and Paddy McGee.

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A relative of mine saw him out and about a few weeks ago. Apparently he doesn't look well and is using a walking frame now (although he has previously been seen in a wheelchair). He also had someone with him, although whether this is a relative or not is unknown. I reckon he could be a safe bet for next year.

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2 hours ago, Summer in Transylvania said:

A relative of mine saw him out and about a few weeks ago. Apparently he doesn't look well and is using a walking frame now (although he has previously been seen in a wheelchair). He also had someone with him, although whether this is a relative or not is unknown. I reckon he could be a safe bet for next year.

I'd just love the irony of him being out and about and being killed by a cyclist. :lol:

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Dame Cecilia has been trolling by saying he is very ill right now.

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