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Link here http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/t...dio/4176910.stm

 

Wouldn't fancy his chances  if he's found guilty, these celebs don't do well on prison food.

No, but they always seem to get a book out of it.

 

Next up Jonathan King's ' Banged up for Buggering Boys '

Allegedly....

 

Always best to adopt the 'Have I Got News For You' approach to forestall possible libel actions :ph34r:

 

Not that I think his appeal will succeed, but you can never tell. I'm sure some ex-public school judges reckon buggery of young boys perfectly normal behaviour :lol:

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........ I'm sure some ex-public school judges reckon buggery of young boys perfectly normal behaviour :ph34r:

You mean it isn't normal? Well I'll be buggered.

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Either way, this looks bad. He's been hanging around nightclubs for years 'working' for the likes of Peter Stringfellow.

 

Maybe, just maybe he was getting laid easy enough at the start but he's now faced with the problem that none of the groupie types who come along have f*cking clue who he is, or rather was.

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Many many moons ago, more than I care to recall, I met him in a nightclub / bar whilst skiing. He had left the street only a little time earlier and was still well known. My colleague who was with me at the time, and was also a little inebriated, cornered him in the loo, pinned him up against the wall and stage whispered "I think you treat your wife like sh*t, leave her alone or I' effing sort you out......" etc.

Oh how we laughed........

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Rumour has it he's also going to be charged with stealing Helen Worth's chin!

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this doesnt really have much to do with the death list...

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Many many moons ago, more than I care to recall, I met him in a nightclub / bar whilst skiing.

Did the nightclub/bar have snow on the floor?

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Link here http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/t...dio/4176910.stm

 

Wouldn't fancy his chances  if he's found guilty, these celebs don't do well on prison food.

No, but they always seem to get a book out of it.

 

Next up Jonathan King's ' Banged up for Buggering Boys '

In his case it could be a single too.

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Link here http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/t...dio/4176910.stm

 

Wouldn't fancy his chances  if he's found guilty, these celebs don't do well on prison food.

No, but they always seem to get a book out of it.

 

Next up Jonathan King's ' Banged up for Buggering Boys '

In his case it could be a single too.

Interestingly I found the lyrics to Una Paloma Blanca on the Internet,

 

One line reads:

 

"Once I had my share of losing for they locked me on a chain Yes they tried to break my power oh I still can feel the pain "

 

Premenitions of a sore arse?? :lol:

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The NME - cursed with reviewing a Greatest Hits collection by boy-buggering Jonathan described it as:

 

'The sound of a butterfly farting on a human face, forever.'

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