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Sister Wendys' Odyssey

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Heard the old nun on the radio this morning. Sounded OK, but...
Born in 1930, history of poor health since the 1970's, series of heart attacks around 2000/2001, not to mention her relentless hedonistic lifestyle.

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Sounds like a promising candidate. She's the only nun I've ever heard say "genitalia".

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It's always good to have God on your side, and since Sister Lucia and The Pope departed we have been a little short in the religion department.

 

DWB B)

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I knew the producer of her TV series who claimed she was a total pis*head and used to send the crew running around all the time getting her more booze. Apparently she could barely stand up when she was filming...

 

Watch out for stories about "liver-problems"....

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Sounds like a promising candidate. She's the only nun I've ever heard say "genitalia".

I heard a nun say 'pissflaps' once. Strange but true.

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NUNS ? NUNS ? REVERSE, REVERSE !!

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Sounds like a promising candidate.  She's the only nun I've ever heard say "genitalia".

I heard a nun say 'pissflaps' once. Strange but true.

Ok, let's say we believe you...in what context exactly?

 

In the meantime...

 

The Mother Superior wins the lottery and decides that the sisters should redecorate and refurbish the nunnery. So Sister Bridget and Sister Rose are given a bucket of whitewash and told to do their cell and to avoid getting paint on their habits they decide to do the work in the nude. Suddenly there's a knock on the door...

 

"Morning"

 

"Who is it?"

 

"Blind man"

 

"Oh that's OK then, he won't be able to see us - you can come on in"

 

"Thanks. Hey, nice tits! Now where d'you want the blinds hung?"

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Sounds like a promising candidate.  She's the only nun I've ever heard say "genitalia".

I heard a nun say 'pissflaps' once. Strange but true.

Ok, let's say we believe you...in what context exactly?

At a birthday party after a few rum punches. It was the answer in a quiz...

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At a birthday party after a few rum punches. It was the answer in a quiz...

dare I ask what was the question?

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At a birthday party after a few rum punches. It was the answer in a quiz...

dare I ask what was the question?

You may dare, but no answer would there be.

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How dare you accuse this saintly lady of being a dipsomaniac.

 

:angel4:

I'm only telling you what I was told...

 

Anyway - how do you know those are her hands under her chin stopping her from passing out....

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At a birthday party after a few rum punches. It was the answer in a quiz...

dare I ask what was the question?

You may dare, but no answer would there be.

Che cosa è il termine vulgar per il majora dei labia ?

 

As they say in the Vatican.

:angel4:

 

I remember my husband and a couple of his mates played a gig a few years ago and needed a name for the band, they decided on 'Flap Tattoo'.

 

P.s. who's been messing with my sig.? :P

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My sig has been messed with so many times I've lost count. Little things amuse little minds I suppose.

 

:angel4:

Ahh, that explains your new avatar :P

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My sig has been messed with so many times I've lost count. Little things amuse little minds I suppose.

 

:angel4:

 

That's one of the best things about coming on here now, reading all the different sigs. Long may it continue. :P

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I agree. I particularly liked Boudicca's Chas and Dave signature although it seems to have changed again now.

 

My partner saw Chas and Dave at the Bridge House, Canning Town many years ago and was quite appalled to be bitten on the arse by both of them.

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I agree. I particularly liked Boudicca's Chas and Dave signature although it seems to have changed again now.

 

My partner saw Chas and Dave at the Bridge House, Canning Town many years ago and was quite appalled to be bitten on the arse by both of them.

 

And that's how it came about. Please feel free to use it if you wish :angel4:

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I knew the producer of her TV series who claimed she was a total pis*head and used to send the crew running around all the time getting her more booze.  Apparently she could barely stand up when she was filming...

 

Watch out for stories about "liver-problems"....

I'm speechless.

I recall hearing she was known as "one take wendy" - maybe this was referring to her ability to down drinks in one go, rather than what I assumed to be her TV professionalism.

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I'm speechless.

I recall hearing she was known as "one take wendy" - maybe this was referring to her ability to down drinks in one go, rather than what I assumed to be her TV professionalism.

Maybe if they didn't get it right the first time, she was so s*itfaced they couldn't carry on. No idea, sorry, but my source is 100% solid.

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...  No idea, sorry, but my source is 100% solid.

I've heard that one before. :lol:

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