Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted August 18, 2013 More info: http://edition.cnn.com/2013/08/17/world/europe/england-princess-diana/index.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted October 2, 2013 Someone thought it would be a good idea to display a poster advertising the Princess Diana film near her crash site... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,155 Posted October 2, 2013 The promotional poster was originally placed at Place de l’Alma If that's the case, it's not really that near the crash site, is it? I mean, it's not as if they posted it up in the actual tunnel, or on the top where the Flame of Liberty is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted October 7, 2013 http://www.worldbull...rticleID=119989 Here is one of the photo's found on the SAS sniper's laptop, I wonder what the other 89 are ? If it does turn out the SAS where behind it then i suspect all those involved will quickly be dealt with ,including their bosses and any links back to the royal family. I heard the solider has gone to Thailand because as we all know Thailand is very safe place and no older western men are ever found dead in Thailand from a 'robbery' or 'drug overdose' . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest awesome guest Posted June 7, 2015 My girlfriend said she wanted to be traded like a princess so I crashed into a pillar Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted June 7, 2015 My girlfriend said she wanted to be traded like a princess so I crashed into a pillar This joke would have worked much better if you were able to spell. Here's a word that's quite easy to spell - TWAT. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted June 7, 2015 My girlfriend said she wanted to be traded like a princess so I crashed into a pillar This joke would have worked much better if you were able to spell. Here's five words that are quite easy to spell - YOU ARE A MASSIVE CUNT. EFA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted June 7, 2015 My girlfriend said she wanted to be traded like a princess so I crashed into a pillar This joke would have worked much better if you were able to spell. Here's a word that's quite easy to spell - TWAT. It woulda worked better if the average age of those reading the joke was 16. SC PS in the words of Monty Python, "I preferred the dirty version." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted June 7, 2015 My girlfriend said she wanted to be traded like a princess so I crashed into a pillarThis joke would have worked much better if you were able to spell. Here's a word that's quite easy to spell - TWAT. It woulda worked better if the average age of those reading the joke was 16. SC PS in the words of Monty Python, "I preferred the dirty version." I liked it... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,592 Posted June 8, 2015 My girlfriend said she wanted to be traded like a princess so I crashed into a pillarThis joke would have worked much better if you were able to spell. Here's a word that's quite easy to spell - TWAT. It woulda worked better if the average age of those reading the joke was 16. SC PS in the words of Monty Python, "I preferred the dirty version." Unfortunately most 16 year olds would probably look blankly at you the same as if you tried the old chestnut from the eighties: What is the difference between Domestos and Princess Grace of Monaco? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted June 8, 2015 Clean round the bend... Actually, guesty might have been right with "traded like a princess" as she was getting porked off a middle eastern guy at the last , and we know how they treat dames. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted June 9, 2015 My girlfriend said she wanted to be traded like a princess so I crashed into a pillarThis joke would have worked much better if you were able to spell. Here's a word that's quite easy to spell - TWAT. It woulda worked better if the average age of those reading the joke was 16. SC PS in the words of Monty Python, "I preferred the dirty version." Unfortunately most 16 year olds would probably look blankly at you the same as if you tried the old chestnut from the eighties: What is the difference between Domestos and Princess Grace of Monaco? I happened to mention Victor Meldrew to a younger person at work (17 years old). Not a clue. Another one had never seen Father Ted! I'm getting old... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,592 Posted June 10, 2015 My girlfriend said she wanted to be traded like a princess so I crashed into a pillarThis joke would have worked much better if you were able to spell. Here's a word that's quite easy to spell - TWAT. It woulda worked better if the average age of those reading the joke was 16. SC PS in the words of Monty Python, "I preferred the dirty version." Unfortunately most 16 year olds would probably look blankly at you the same as if you tried the old chestnut from the eighties: What is the difference between Domestos and Princess Grace of Monaco? I happened to mention Victor Meldrew to a younger person at work (17 years old). Not a clue. Another one had never seen Father Ted! I'm getting old... Someone I worked with didn't know what Christopher Lee had to do with Vampires. (shakes head) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,071 Posted October 21, 2016 Raine Spencer, stepmother to the sainted Diana, dead. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37731924?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbc_breaking&ns_source=twitter&ns_linkname=news_central Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Imelda 621 Posted October 22, 2016 Raine Spencer, stepmother to the sainted Diana, dead. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37731924?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbc_breaking&ns_source=twitter&ns_linkname=news_central Should keep the Daily Express front page going for another few weeks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted January 29, 2017 William and Harry want to build a statue of their mum: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-01-29/princes-william-and-harry-will-erect-statue-to-late-mother/8220924 It is not enough that she was harrassed by the paparazzi in life; now she will be harrassed by pigeons in death. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rhys 64 Posted January 29, 2017 William and Harry want to build a statue of their mum: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-01-29/princes-william-and-harry-will-erect-statue-to-late-mother/8220924 It is not enough that she was harrassed by the paparazzi in life; now she will be harrassed by pigeons in death. Can't they just get a cardboard cutout instead? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LizzieJones 63 Posted January 31, 2017 Windsor, you don't actually believe what the Daily Mail writes about royals, do you? Such a gullible youngster... Entropy - what do you know about the rumours about Prince Andrew? I've heard he doesn't shun the company of men... if you get my drift Well, there have been rumours that just about all the royal men are homosexual Well Charles **is** sleeping with Camilla .... enough said. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alt obits guy 3,371 Posted September 11, 2018 Ex-lover Oscar Hoare, also a close friend of Prince Charles and married, has died. He was 73. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6153061/SEBASTIAN-SHAKESPEARE-Dianas-debonair-lover-Oliver-Hoare-dies-aged-73.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,727 Posted September 11, 2018 7 hours ago, alt obits guy said: Ex-lover Oscar Hoare, also a close friend of Prince Charles and married, has died. He was 73. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6153061/SEBASTIAN-SHAKESPEARE-Dianas-debonair-lover-Oliver-Hoare-dies-aged-73.html *Oliver One way or another we all die in the end. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted August 28, 2019 Some new book, with some new evidence in the form of a new confession. If you believe any of that, you'll understand why Mohamed Al-Fayed is demanding the reopening of the inquest into Princess Diana’s death after this sensational new discovery. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,658 Posted August 28, 2019 8 hours ago, Sir Creep said: Some new book, with some new evidence in the form of a new confession. If you believe any of that, you'll understand why Mohamed Al-Fayed is demanding the reopening of the inquest into Princess Diana’s death after this sensational new discovery. SC A quote from the article linked - "That is the demand of a former spokesman for Mohamed Al-Fayed, whose playboy billionaire son Dodi died in a fiery crash alongside Diana, Princess of Wale, and driver Henri Paul on August 31, 1997, inside the Pont de l’Alma tunnel." For the youngsters amongst you - Google the original crash and post evidence below if you can spot the fire. After which you might want to look in an atlas and find Wale. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,658 Posted September 1, 2020 I've seen a number of decent one-liners suggested; the best of which is "Fuck me, this ring is welded on!" 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
