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Mr Boudicca, your ideal job is in a land far, far away.

That's what I got when I put in my real name, a land far, far away.

Oh, well. I'm glad you'll be there to provide the laughs when yourself and Mr Boudicca are shearing sheep in New Zealand :angry:

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Mr Boudicca, your ideal job is in a land far, far away.

That's what I got when I put in my real name, a land far, far away.

Oh, well. I'm glad you'll be there to provide the laughs when yourself and Mr Boudicca are shearing sheep in New Zealand :angry:

Mr Boudicca? I can hear an Israeli heart shattering into tiny fragments from here.

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Mr Boudicca, your ideal job is in a land far, far away.

That's what I got when I put in my real name, a land far, far away.

Oh, well. I'm glad you'll be there to provide the laughs when yourself and Mr Boudicca are shearing sheep in New Zealand :(

Mr Boudicca? I can hear an Israeli heart shattering into tiny fragments from here.

Marriage never stopped me before. :skill2:

 

I knew for a long time now and I am very happy for Boudicca and Mr. Boudicca, for theirs is a beautiful one. *crying like a little girl*

 

And nothing Israeli about my heart, last time I checked it was made in Korea. :angry:

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Mr Boudicca, your ideal job is in a land far, far away.

That's what I got when I put in my real name, a land far, far away.

Oh, well. I'm glad you'll be there to provide the laughs when yourself and Mr Boudicca are shearing sheep in New Zealand :)

Mr Boudicca? I can hear an Israeli heart shattering into tiny fragments from here.

Marriage never stopped me before. ;)

 

I knew for a long time now and I am very happy for Boudicca and Mr. Boudicca, for theirs is a beautiful one. *crying like a little girl*

 

And nothing Israeli about my heart, last time I checked it was made in Korea. :(

If you're still looking for that chocolate coated redhead, and don't mind blowing off a few cobwebs, there's always Robin

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I'm sure our collective wit and wisdom could conceive a few corkers.

 

How about:

 

Katrina and the Waves......Tour Louisiana coastal resorts?!!!!!

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Find out your ideal Job.

Searched a few of us and this is what I got:

 

windsor, Your ideal job is a princess.

Boudicca  "       "      "   "   Satan.

IYG          "       "      "    "   Soap Actor.

Grim Reaper " " " " " Top Gun Pilot.

Tempus Figit " " " " " Stand up Comedian.

Teddy " " " " " Air Steward(ess).

Magere Hein " " " " " Dentest.

 

 

Very interesting...

Here are some more results :lol:

 

Football fan – alcholic tester

Handrejka – a president

Janeo – drag queen

Rotten Ali – a mad scientist

Josco – Office Gopher

Maryportfuncity – a housekeeper

Cowboy Ronnie – a funeral director

Captain Oates – a traffic warden

Gunjaman5000 – a computer nerd

Guesty – a money advisor

BrunoBrimley – a suicide bomber

Honez – a topless model

Cerberus – a sandwich board advertiser

VileBody – a Church Minister

Lady Grendel – a puppeteer

Larry Pestilence III – Quiz Show Contestant

Millwall32 – a mime artist

Heaven can wait - a stripper

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

^

(that's me posting as a mime artist)

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Find your ideal female celebrity partner. Or male celebrity partner.

I got Jennifer Aniston as my match. Recently divorced as well, I wonder, should I try? :lol:

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Find your ideal female celebrity partner. Or male celebrity partner.

I got Jennifer Aniston as my match. Recently divorced as well, I wonder, should I try? ;)

There are only two possible results for that test- Jennifer Aniston or Jordan.

 

I got Aniston too, but you're welcome to her, Inar. And Jordan too if you feel you're up to it. :lol:

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I got Aniston too, but you're welcome to her, Inar. And Jordan too if you feel you're up to it.  :lol:

Am I right in thinking that Mrs. N. knows about this forum, and who's posting? ;)

 

regards,

Hein

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I got Aniston too, but you're welcome to her, Inar. And Jordan too if you feel you're up to it.  ;)

Am I right in thinking that Mrs. N. knows about this forum, and who's posting? :P

 

regards,

Hein

Well, you are right, Hein, but that's not to say if my ideal partner had turned out to be say, Drew Barrymore, for example, I might not have reacted a bit differently.

 

But don't tell Mrs N.

 

Or my mother. :lol:

 

Or indeed anyone, for that matter.

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Your perfect man is Pete Docherty

 

:lol: What the blazes? I thought I'd get Johnny Depp.

 

And such an attractive picture of young Peter, to boot:

 

petedoherty2nq.th.jpg

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Your perfect man is Pete Docherty

 

:lol: What the blazes? I thought I'd get Johnny Depp.

 

And such an attractive picture of young Peter, to boot:

 

petedoherty2nq.th.jpg

Pete Docherty eh? That'll be This handsome chap

 

DOCHERTY.jpg

 

Rather than the drug-addled gossip-gibbon Pete Doherty

 

You're a lucky woman Ms. B. And that site deserves naught but contempt.

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Find your ideal female celebrity partner. Or male celebrity partner.

Jennifer Aniston! I always knew it was written in the stars!

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I got Jordan too. Is it rigged or are all male DL'ers the same?

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football_fan Posted: Aug 30 2005, 04:02 AM  

 

 

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QUOTE (windsor @ Aug 29 2005, 05:05 PM)

Find out your ideal Job.

Searched a few of us and this is what I got:

 

windsor, Your ideal job is a princess.

Boudicca  "       "      "   "   Satan.

IYG          "       "      "    "   Soap Actor.

Grim Reaper " " " " " Top Gun Pilot.

Tempus Figit " " " " " Stand up Comedian.

Teddy " " " " " Air Steward(ess).

Magere Hein " " " " " Dentest.

 

 

Very interesting... 

 

 

Here are some more results 

 

Football fan – alcoholic tester

Handrejka – a president

Janeo – drag queen

Rotten Ali – a mad scientist

Josco – Office Gopher

Maryportfuncity – a housekeeper

Cowboy Ronnie – a funeral director

Captain Oates – a traffic warden

Gunjaman5000 – a computer nerd

Guesty – a money advisor

BrunoBrimley – a suicide bomber

Honez – a topless model

Cerberus – a sandwich board advertiser

VileBody – a Church Minister

Lady Grendel – a puppeteer

Larry Pestilence III – Quiz Show Contestant

Millwall32 – a mime artist

Heaven can wait - a stripper

 

I was just coming on this tread for another reason only to notice I've been mentioned in dispatches thanks very much Football Fan. (oh and by the way I liked you more without that Manc' avatar)

 

So I put in my real name and found out that I should be an alien investigator!

Then I put it in again with my middle name and found out I could be a pole dancer!

Then I used my Derby Deadpool name and noted that I should be "Playing for a Soccor Team" !!

 

Now I ask you FF what's a "Soccor Team?"

 

Oh and to return to my reason to post:

I've just completed my first full year ever - anywhere, on Rotten.com's deadpool site and recorded a five out ten score finishing in position 125 out of 45,485 players. So I'm treating my self to a second glass of red wine!

 

P.S.

To all those people who say we should get a life!

Just like to update you all that I've landed my self a new job after being without a contract (real job car design CAD engineer not mad scientist) for about a full year. Not only that after having nothing for so long, I was 'phoned today with the offer of a second full time job! Talk about two busses coming together!

 

P.P.S.

I've been advised that my perfect woman is Jordan!!!

Not sure I agree with their workings - I've been advised by the wife that I should only have eyes for her!!!

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.......real job car design CAD engineer not mad scientist......

Oh, brilliant! Then you can answer a question which has been bugging me for a while:

 

Why can't you get cars with square steering wheels any more?

 

regards,

 

Notapotato

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