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Don't mind that - it was the rogue editor.

Anubis was on about the same time as me this morning so it was probably him....

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Margaret Thatcher is 'not very well'...a direct quote from her daughter cAROL on Im a Celebrity last night...if anyone should know her condition Carol should.Seems she may be more ill than is generally known

Shes had a tough couple of years.. the death of her husband and her only sister last year ,(and her best friend Ronnie Reagan)and her son Marks troubles and now divorce..To top it all her daughter humiliating herself on live national tv every night.Al these things must add up to something considering she was allready in a frail state of health.Today is the 15th anniversary of her departure from Downing Street.Maybe while sitting thinking about it (while reading reports of her daughter consuming kangaroos testicles)she may just keel over and die!

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(while reading reports of her daughter consuming kangaroos testicles)

I think it was penises actually.

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(while reading reports of her daughter consuming kangaroos testicles)

I think it was penises actually.

No, it was definitely testicles, Jilly Goolden had to eat the penis :blink:

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Sounds like a cock and ball story to me. :P

 

Did anyone catch Jonathan Ross's interview with Sharleen Spiteri a couple of weeks ago? I was only half-listening, but I'm sure he said Jilly Goolden had once described a wine as having "a penis-y taste".

 

It was meant as a joke, presumably :blink: but it could take on the stature of an urban myth.

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As a note for the moderators-it is getting near selection time for nexy year and at least a dozen people in this thread want Thatcher on it. I would say she is a very strong candidate especially givern what her daughter is saying about her (allowing for the fact that it may just be wishfuk thinking by CT).

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I would rather she was beatified prior to going on the list.

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I would rather she was beatified prior to going on the list.

Beatified? Or just plain, old-fashioned beaten?

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I would rather she was beatified prior to going on the list.

Beatified? Or just plain, old-fashioned beaten?

Maybe both?

 

regards,

Hein

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I would rather she was beatified prior to going on the list.

Beatified? Or just plain, old-fashioned beaten?

Maybe both?

 

regards,

Hein

To be beatified she'd need to be dead. :blink:

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I would rather she was beatified prior to going on the list.

Any newly elected PM who has the nerve to quote St. Francis of Assisi on the threshold of No.10, deserves a bloody good beatification; with baseball bats.

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She should be tried for War Crimes, especially the sinking of the General Belgrano, before she plays the insanity card.

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The BBC are planning a drama based on the Equatorial Guinea coup.

 

Mark Thatcher will be played by Robert Bathurst.

 

It will be very embarrassing for Margaret Thatcher, this could well give her a stroke.

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It will be very embarrassing for Margaret Thatcher, this could well give her a stroke.

Hurrah!

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Margaret Thatcher admitted to hospital, after feeling faint.

 

She's being kept in overnight.

What if you guys lost 3 prime ministers in one year? That'd be nuts. If 3 American presidents died in the same year, it'd be epic.

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shes being examined by a neuro surgeon apparentely..very worrying news for all fans of the great lady..maybe its time to start praying...

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shes being examined by a neuro surgeon apparentely..very worrying news for all fans of the great lady..maybe its time to start praying...

I've been praying for years, and it seems like God's finally got around to playing back his answerphone.

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shes sitting up and talking ,and is in a stable condition..but then so was George Best a couple of weeks before he died....

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She is on my 2005 ddp. Hopefully she will be considerate and pass on before Jan 1st, 2006.

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MAGGIE! MAGGIE! MAGGIE!

OUT! OUT! OUT!

 

Ooohhh those were the days.

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