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37 minutes ago, Clorox Bleachman said:

Could I have my tagline changed to "Cludgie Cleaner"?

 

This could have gone in the Worst Job You've Ever Had thread, but I politely declined the offer from a family friend. Scrubbing toilets for £4.35 an hour, 40 hours per week in the middle of July isn't really my scene. Shame. You'd have thought the two would go hand in hand...

  

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Jobs a job.

 

But pretty sure 4.35 an hour is well below minimum wage, no?

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1 minute ago, Deathray said:

Jobs a job.

 

But pretty sure 4.35 an hour is well below minimum wage, no?

It's the minimum wage for 16 to 17-year-olds.

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10 hours ago, Clorox Bleachman said:

It's the minimum wage for 16 to 17-year-olds.

 

Shouldn't you buy out drinking frosty jacks, fucking in the back of cars, cadging fake IDs  and burning cars?

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1 hour ago, Deathray said:

 

Shouldn't you buy out drinking frosty jacks, fucking in the back of cars, cadging fake IDs  and burning cars?

 

At that age we could only dream of having a car to fuck in the back of, and if we had, burning it would have been counter-productive.

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1 hour ago, Deathray said:

Shouldn't you buy out drinking frosty jacks, fucking in the back of cars, cadging fake IDs  and burning cars?

 

Frosty Jack's?

 

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/1844679/what-drinks-cost-after-minimum-alcohol-pricing/

 

Fucking hell, I'm no that loaded.

 

No idea where you'd find a car and someone who wants to fuck me in it, either.

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29 minutes ago, Clorox Bleachman said:

 

Frosty Jack's?

 

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/1844679/what-drinks-cost-after-minimum-alcohol-pricing/

 

Fucking hell, I'm no that loaded.

 

No idea where you'd find a car and someone who wants to fuck me in it, either.

 

Jesus fucking christ. :D :o

 

And you twats still think independence is a good idea.

 

 

 

43 minutes ago, Toast said:

 

At that age we could only dream of having a car to fuck in the back of, and if we had, burning it would have been counter-productive.

 

Yes, but you just used the back of horse and carriages in your day didn't you? :P

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1 hour ago, Deathray said:

Yes, but you just used the back of horse and carriages in your day didn't you? :P

 

Watch  it, sonny.

But you forget I'm a country girl.  Have you never heard of a roll in the hay?  :D

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Could I change my name to Kinnock as I seem to spend most of my time arguing with Thatcher.... :) 

 

(For the context of @Paul Bearer this is a serious request and I understand it cannot be reversed, the Deathray name seems too violent for the current political climate and for a gentle, calm and rational soul such as myself to carry a moniker referent to intergalactic weaponry is simply not in keeping. The name carried well by a true socialist and democrat and his equally illustrious son, is one that should be revered. Wilson was also considered but the consideration that he may have been a Russian spy is unfortunately not something I could condone and use as moniker as it seems quite likely that at least in 60s he did act as such, by the 70s he was obviously too doolally to still be operating for the Russians.  Unfortunately it now seems it's the blue party that have been taken over by the Russians and i'm sure many on here will agree with me that despite the cold war being over there is still members of parliament who are likely spies for not only Russia, but China and America and quite possibly Israel and we'll be looking back to them being outed in a few decades as happened after the end of the obvious cold war, when the cloaked cold war eventually ends.)

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On 27/08/2017 at 17:10, Sean said:

Fair enought can I have Sean then please?

 

On 27/08/2017 at 17:07, Death Impends said:

 

Sadly Denied.

 

A username has to be at least 3 chars long.

 

On 27/08/2017 at 14:43, Sean said:

Can my name be abbreviated to SD?

 

Why the hell did you not just go for STD?

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11 hours ago, Deathray said:

Could I change my name to Kinnock as I seem to spend most of my time arguing with Thatcher.... :) 

 

(For the context of @Paul Bearer this is a serious request and I understand it cannot be reversed, the Deathray name seems too violent for the current political climate and for a gentle, calm and rational soul such as myself to carry a moniker referent to intergalactic weaponry is simply not in keeping. The name carried well by a true socialist and democrat and his equally illustrious son, is one that should be revered. Wilson was also considered but the consideration that he may have been a Russian spy is unfortunately not something I could condone and use as moniker as it seems quite likely that at least in 60s he did act as such, by the 70s he was obviously too doolally to still be operating for the Russians.  Unfortunately it now seems it's the blue party that have been taken over by the Russians and i'm sure many on here will agree with me that despite the cold war being over there is still members of parliament who are likely spies for not only Russia, but China and America and quite possibly Israel and we'll be looking back to them being outed in a few decades as happened after the end of the obvious cold war, when the cloaked cold war eventually ends.)

OK. I'll do it when I get in from work. Need to rush now. 

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20 hours ago, Deathray said:

 

 

(....the Deathray name seems too violent for the current political climate and for a gentle, calm and rational soul such as myself to carry a moniker referent to intergalactic weaponry is simply not in keeping.)

 

Too violent?  For a website about cataloguing death?  Have you gone mad?

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10 minutes ago, Sir Creep said:

  

Too violent?  For a website about cataloguing death?  Have you gone mad?

 

You'll notice I've mainly stayed out of the main forum for an extended period of time now. And we're not actively trying to kill people like the Tory government have been for 9 years.

 

And as a longstanding member of this forum. Despite your flaws you must be aware that it would be impossible for me to go mad as I have been off my trolley for a number of years, according to other members of this forum, including yourself ;) . A Deathray is a symbol of intergalactic warfare, with manned space-flights on the horizon it is increasingly that the retention of my current moniker is too violent and could give the visitors we are due to expect from other planets once that particular avenue of commercial exploration of space is explored. As the governments will no longer be able to hide the martians from us and we may be bound by intergalactic convention. Thankfully as I'm sure your aware, that should hopefully kill of the insular politics of nationalism and finally allow the worldwide socialist utopia. 

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I believe I speak for everyone when I say I will miss the Deathray brand.  And I am unanimous in that.

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It would be such a cool nickname if your real name was actually Ray.  But I suspect it isn't.

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38 minutes ago, Toast said:

It would be such a cool nickname if your real name was actually Ray.  But I suspect it isn't.

 

It isn't. If that makes anyone here feel better about me ditching it.

 

Have you ever met anyone under 50 called Ray anyway? Don't think there was a single one in any of my classes growing up.

 

Also cheers Paul.

 

 

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52 minutes ago, Kinnock said:

Have you ever met anyone under 50 called Ray anyway? Don't think there was a single one in any of my classes growing up.

 

No.  I never met any my age either.  I think Raymond is a cool name and due a revival.

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1 hour ago, Toast said:

 

No.  I never met any my age either.  I think Raymond is a cool name and due a revival.

 

Actually thinking on it there was a Raymond at my school, no-one ever called him Ray though.

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8 hours ago, Kinnock said:

 

It isn't. If that makes anyone here feel better about me ditching it.

 

Have you ever met anyone under 50 called Ray anyway? Don't think there was a single one in any of my classes growing up.

 

Also cheers Paul.

 

 

 

7 hours ago, Toast said:

 

No.  I never met any my age either.  I think Raymond is a cool name and due a revival.

I know a family with father & son both named Raymond - father is sadly deceased (no qualifying obit) and son is just approaching 50.

If I ever call son 'Raymond' he tells me he's 'Ray' - 'Raymond' was his dad (His mother still calls him Raymond though).

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8 hours ago, time said:

 

I know a family with father & son both named Raymond - father is sadly deceased (no qualifying obit) and son is just approaching 50.

If I ever call son 'Raymond' he tells me he's 'Ray' - 'Raymond' was his dad (His mother still calls him Raymond though).

My father is a Raymond and my middle name is Raym..  Ray.

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Evokes memories of this 1970s Classic:

 

 

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14 minutes ago, redrumours said:

Johnson's seem to be everywhere right now!

 

From the O.E.D:

Johnson, n.

Pronunciation: Brit. /ˈdʒɒnsn/, U.S. /ˈdʒɑns(ə)n/

Origin: From a proper name. Etymon: proper name Johnson.

Etymology: < the common surname Johnson, probably as a humorous alteration of John n. (compare senses 4a and 6 at that entry)

slang.

 

1. Chiefly U.S. (common in African-American use). The penis. Also Jim Johnson. rare before late 20th cent.

1863 W. B. Cheadle Jrnl. 2 Feb. in Jrnl. Trip across Canada (1931) 108 Neck frozen. Face ditto; thighs ditto; Johnson ditto, & sphincter vesicae partially paralyzed.

1972 Screw 12 June 10/3 So I went to take my turn with the hopes of somehow getting my Jim Johnson wet.

1986 J. A. Friedman Tales from Times Square 94 One of the black guys was nearly demanding a warm-up, some contrivance to stiffen his Johnson before the main event.

2018 @GordonBibby 29 Aug. in twitter.com (O.E.D. Archive) I once had a friend tell me about his piercing, I asked where it was and without hesitation he whipped out his Johnson and showed me.

 

2. Chiefly British. A man who lives off a prostitute's earnings; a pimp. Now rare.

1954 R. Fabian London after Dark i. 54 Many men in London live upon the immoral earnings of prostitutes. The name for such men is ‘Ponces’ or ‘Johnsons’.

1960 ‘J. Ashford’ Counsel for Def. v. 66 You got Legs off... He was a Johnson.

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11 minutes ago, Toast said:

 

From the O.E.D:

Johnson, n.

Pronunciation: Brit. /ˈdʒɒnsn/, U.S. /ˈdʒɑns(ə)n/

Origin: From a proper name. Etymon: proper name Johnson.

Etymology: < the common surname Johnson, probably as a humorous alteration of John n. (compare senses 4a and 6 at that entry)

slang.

 

1. Chiefly U.S. (common in African-American use). The penis. Also Jim Johnson. rare before late 20th cent.

1863 W. B. Cheadle Jrnl. 2 Feb. in Jrnl. Trip across Canada (1931) 108 Neck frozen. Face ditto; thighs ditto; Johnson ditto, & sphincter vesicae partially paralyzed.

1972 Screw 12 June 10/3 So I went to take my turn with the hopes of somehow getting my Jim Johnson wet.

1986 J. A. Friedman Tales from Times Square 94 One of the black guys was nearly demanding a warm-up, some contrivance to stiffen his Johnson before the main event.

2018 @GordonBibby 29 Aug. in twitter.com (O.E.D. Archive) I once had a friend tell me about his piercing, I asked where it was and without hesitation he whipped out his Johnson and showed me.

 

2. Chiefly British. A man who lives off a prostitute's earnings; a pimp. Now rare.

1954 R. Fabian London after Dark i. 54 Many men in London live upon the immoral earnings of prostitutes. The name for such men is ‘Ponces’ or ‘Johnsons’.

1960 ‘J. Ashford’ Counsel for Def. v. 66 You got Legs off... He was a Johnson.

To think the Tories voted one in to Downing street. Disgusting!

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17 minutes ago, Toast said:

Chiefly British. A man who lives off a prostitute's earnings; a pimp

Yes Boris, you could live up to your name with this change of profession and actually appear more honourable. 

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