Zeppelin 1 Posted October 26, 2005 I'm back from a long break, and I return with news that some of you may not know. The man who gave the Jolly Green Giant a famous name, singer Len Dresslar, has died of cancer at the age of 80. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 107 Posted October 26, 2005 Here's a link - http://www.ktvotv3.com/Global/story.asp?S=4028539&nav=1LFs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted October 26, 2005 If you have a large green ball in one hand and a large green ball in the other hand, what do you have? Complete control of the Jolly Green Giant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 41 Posted October 26, 2005 If you have a large green ball in one hand and a large green ball in the other hand, what do you have?Complete control of the Jolly Green Giant. Ho, Ho, Ho. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scsibear 4 Posted October 26, 2005 If you have a large green ball in one hand and a large green ball in the other hand, what do you have?Complete control of the Jolly Green Giant. Or..... A mini with 2 flat tires Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deadornot 12 Posted October 26, 2005 If you have a large green ball in one hand and a large green ball in the other hand, what do you have?Complete control of the Jolly Green Giant. Make sure thats all you do with them, unless you want his very low voice to go up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted October 27, 2005 I can't claim responsibility for this one, but ... MAY HE REST IN PEAS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,984 Posted October 27, 2005 I heard his mind had gone a few years back, he's been a vegetable for the last five years!!! Arf arf. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deadornot 12 Posted October 27, 2005 This thread is becoming a joke thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave to the Grave 22 Posted October 27, 2005 A has bean. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,397 Posted October 27, 2005 A has bean. But certainly not a potato. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 119 Posted October 27, 2005 Reminds me of something Prince Charles said yesterday: .....eating what you produced was an "important part of one's connection with the soil" and tasted "infinitely better". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,397 Posted October 27, 2005 Reminds me of something Prince Charles said yesterday: .....eating what you produced was an "important part of one's connection with the soil" and tasted "infinitely better". That reminds me of a skit by Dutch comedian André van Duin, in which he plays a freshly drafted private. When ordered to perform a leopard crawl, he protests: "I'm supposed to defend my country, not eat it!" regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 107 Posted October 27, 2005 This thread is becoming a joke thread. Then his thread should be merged? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave to the Grave 22 Posted October 27, 2005 This thread is becoming a joke thread. Then perhaps this thread should be merged? Or mashed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 83 Posted October 27, 2005 I can't claim responsibility for this one, but ... MAY HE REST IN PEAS! That joke was just too corny for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,984 Posted October 27, 2005 If they leave his body out in the sun for a few days he'll go Jolly Green. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Four Horsemen 25 Posted October 28, 2005 ENOUGH ALREADY!!! Thank you, I feel better now.......but if anyone else goes "ho ho ho" on this thread I shall take an axe to it, so I shall! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 83 Posted October 28, 2005 Gone to the valley one last time.... how is lil sprout handling this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
