CarolAnn 926 Posted October 13, 2017 3 hours ago, Charlotte's Controller said: Halloween just marketing to sell crap (see Facebook, Americans) Duh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted October 14, 2017 13 hours ago, CarolAnn said: Duh. It is Trumps fault. Everything in the whole wide World is Trumps fault. Obviously.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,479 Posted October 14, 2017 This cold is clearly Trump's fault. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 14, 2017 Well Global Warming is, so if you have a cold it is down to Greenpeace wankers imo..... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 30, 2017 the spirit of Halloween. And a nice web page on The Cailleach , as it is her time. http://www.whirlpool-scotland.co.uk/cailleach.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RadGuy 1,614 Posted October 31, 2017 Time for my annual rant on trick-or-treaters. Fucking helicopter moms. I live in a very safe neighborhood where people generally know each other. Traditionally, you'd expect this to mean that kids aged 7-8 or older go trick-or-treating without adult supervision, and those over 10-11 would do so after dark. But not in my neighborhood. Kids aged 12 and up still go with their parents. There's often even more adults than kids! Two young trick-or-treaters would be supervised by their mom, dad, grandparents, and Aunt Stacy. Of course, this might be less of a safety issue and more of a "aww look how cute they are let's watch them do this fun childhood activity" issue, but still... let 'em have some fuckin' independence. Trick-or-treating starts at 3:00PM and the last trick-or-treaters are usually gone by 5:30PM - when the sun hasn't even set yet! Parents these days, man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,479 Posted October 31, 2017 I'd expect kids to be supervised if they're going trick or treating in helicopters! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted October 31, 2017 I'm wiring up the door bell to the mains. 1 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,479 Posted October 31, 2017 At our old flat, one of our neighbours had a way of dealing with trick or treaters. He shot off fireworks down the street in their direction. That dis-encouraged them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philheybrookbay 439 Posted October 28, 2018 Halloween..... Dont you just fucking hate extremely part time Deathlisters...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted October 28, 2018 17 minutes ago, philheybrookbay said: Halloween..... Dont you just fucking hate extremely part time Deathlisters...... Just hate everybody. It simplifies things. 2 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,104 Posted October 28, 2018 49 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Just hate everybody. It simplifies things. It works for me. 1 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 28, 2018 4 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Just hate everybody. It simplifies things. 3 hours ago, Paul Bearer said: It works for me. Preaching to the Converted ...... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,479 Posted October 28, 2018 I was thinking copyright infringement! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,538 Posted October 31, 2018 Fuck a Halloween, but tonight I will be watching 1978's "The Paul Lynde Halloween Special". Featuring Lynde, Margaret "Wicked Witch" Hamilton, Kiss, Betty White, Billy "not Hervé Villechaize the other one" Barty, Florence Henderson, Tim Conway and the Osmonds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RadGuy 1,614 Posted October 31, 2018 Halloween gives a nice vibe. The twinkling jack-o'-lanterns are a nice touch to the windy autumn evenings. But I had a pretty bad holiday this year. Missed out on the parties over the weekend. Tonight I'll probably spend the afternoon handing out candy to the young'uns. Which - as I rant every year - will be from 4 till 6 because my neighborhood doesn't know how to fuckin' trick-or-treat properly, i.e. after dark. On to Thanksgiving... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 31, 2018 I'll be sitting with the lights out whilst draining a box of red, but in the eventually of some young fucker knocking on the door , I've dug out some of my newer tools. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,588 Posted October 31, 2018 32 minutes ago, Spade_Cooley said: Fuck a Halloween, but tonight I will be watching 1978's "The Paul Lynde Halloween Special". Featuring Lynde, Margaret "Wicked Witch" Hamilton, Kiss, Betty White, Billy "not Hervé Villechaize the other one" Barty, Florence Henderson, Tim Conway and the Osmonds. I only recently found out that Lynde provided the voice for The Hooded Claw in The Perils of Penelope Pitstop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,155 Posted October 31, 2018 I'm still working on our pumpkin. A graveyard theme this year. The kids don't normally come up our road as there's no pavements, but there is a nice little lad who lives opposite who will probably come over. Down in the middle of the village there are floating pumpkins on the pond, which always look attractively spooky. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted October 31, 2018 Happy Halloween to all. It really IS one of my favourite holidays, maybe second to Christmas. This marks the first time ever I will not be able to take my daughter out trick or treating, as I am stuck on a job 250 miles away. And the poor kids where I am (Henderson TX) are going to get hit with 3+ inches of rain starting about 4pm so forget trick or treating this year. I hope it holds off back in Lafayette, LA. SC 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,155 Posted October 31, 2018 Toast pumpkin, suitably Deathlisty. 5 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted October 31, 2018 2 hours ago, Toast said: Toast pumpkin, suitably Deathlisty. is that the meaning of life then we all end up in a pumpkin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 31, 2018 Kidz. Who'd have the wee cuntos? (peados excepted) 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted October 31, 2018 21 minutes ago, charon said: Kidz. Who'd have the wee cuntos? (peados excepted) You take 'outrageous' to levels that makes even me sit here with my jaw scraping the floor. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 31, 2018 You obviously missed my comment on local buy/swap page last night , now sadly deleted. Screengrab taken obviously Drunken boot posted; " Boys, 3-6 months. £40. All in perfect condition, pictures to follow shortly". My comment then deletion Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
