Guest imnotirate Posted August 20, 2015 Maybe I'm evil, but I want that bastard Robbie Coltrane to die soon. Nasty piece of work - treated me like shit in a hotel once when all I was doing was trying to help him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted August 20, 2015 Maybe I'm evil, but I want that bastard Robbie Coltrane to die soon. Nasty piece of work - treated me like shit in a hotel once when all I was doing was trying to help him.I agree how fucking dare he not constantly take time out of his day just to sign autographs for 1000s of people. Serously though dint be so fucking pissy when you run up to him in a hallway while minding his own business and demanding he sigh your autograph but he refuses. It's just entitlement you wouldn't like it if it happened to you 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest imnotirate Posted August 20, 2015 Maybe I'm evil, but I want that bastard Robbie Coltrane to die soon. Nasty piece of work - treated me like shit in a hotel once when all I was doing was trying to help him.I agree how fucking dare he not constantly take time out of his day just to sign autographs for 1000s of people. Serously though dint be so fucking pissy when you run up to him in a hallway while minding his own business and demanding he sigh your autograph but he refuses. It's just entitlement you wouldn't like it if it happened to you You misunderstand - I was working in the hotel, room service and the like - he drunkenly barked out orders and was deeply unpleasant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,330 Posted August 20, 2015 Maybe I'm evil, but I want that bastard Robbie Coltrane to die soon. Nasty piece of work - treated me like shit in a hotel once when all I was doing was trying to help him. Well he is morbidly obese so he probably won`t live to a great age. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted August 20, 2015 Maybe I'm evil, but I want that bastard Robbie Coltrane to die soon. Nasty piece of work - treated me like shit in a hotel once when all I was doing was trying to help him. I agree how fucking dare he not constantly take time out of his day just to sign autographs for 1000s of people. Serously though dint be so fucking pissy when you run up to him in a hallway while minding his own business and demanding he sigh your autograph but he refuses. It's just entitlement you wouldn't like it if it happened to you You misunderstand - I was working in the hotel, room service and the like - he drunkenly barked out orders and was deeply unpleasant oh,my bad 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest imnotirate Posted August 21, 2015 Maybe I'm evil, but I want that bastard Robbie Coltrane to die soon. Nasty piece of work - treated me like shit in a hotel once when all I was doing was trying to help him.I agree how fucking dare he not constantly take time out of his day just to sign autographs for 1000s of people. Serously though dint be so fucking pissy when you run up to him in a hallway while minding his own business and demanding he sigh your autograph but he refuses. It's just entitlement you wouldn't like it if it happened to you You misunderstand - I was working in the hotel, room service and the like - he drunkenly barked out orders and was deeply unpleasant oh,my bad Yes, hotel workers are trained to be diligent, discreet and, above all, pleasant to guests. But he was a loud, moaning, drunken fat Scottish bastard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted August 21, 2015 Did you expect anything less? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,536 Posted August 21, 2015 Do we have a thread for details of which celebrities have been utter cunts to you while you were working in a service capacity? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest imnotirate Posted August 21, 2015 Mike Love (of the Beach Boys) was a perfect gentleman of a guest. Why couldn't the ursine,odious and repellent Mr. Coltraine have behaved likewise? Answer: he's a total cunt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RandomCanadian 105 Posted August 22, 2015 But he was a loud, moaning, drunken fat Scottish bastard. I know this guy...I was married to him once upon a time. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,330 Posted September 20, 2016 Did anyone else tune into National Treasure on Channel 4? Coltrane who is in the lead role looks awful.He is as fat as ever and has a horrible pale look as well as very red and swollen lower legs and feet.He was also walking with a stick badly.No idea if that is in the script but it was never referenced. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,330 Posted September 20, 2016 Just checked.He has severe osteoarthritis and can indeed barely walk now is diabetic ad appears to have tried to get leg surgery for some years.: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3793796/The-pain-Robbie-Coltrane-Split-wife-ordered-lose-7st-agony-arthritis-actor-returns-TV-years-virtual-recluse.html. .https://www.theguardian.com/film/2012/nov/09/robbie-coltrane-interview-great-expectations.Definitely one of ours in the next few years. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,654 Posted September 16, 2018 Supposedly making a comeback. I'm going to call absolute b/s on this. He's been in poor health for half a decade during which he has lived mostly as a recluse. His last acting appearance was in 2016 and in the Coltrane's Critical Evidence (British police documentary series) he has hosted since, all he had to do was sit at a table and talk to a camera. "Only" 68, but looks 10 years older than he actually is. Diabetic, major circulatory problems, hasn't lost the weight he set out to and now walking with a stick and very frail. If he sees 2020, I'll be shocked. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FunkedUp 16 Posted September 16, 2018 He was desperate for a Bafta last year but didn't get it so is going to keep trying even if (or I should say until it does) kills him. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted October 28, 2020 They just did an article on my regional ITV Anglia news about a TV comedy showing tonight, called 'Orson Welles in Norwich. The article was ended with the reveal that Coltrane had done all of the filming in Glasgow due to 'mobility issues....' Just saying, like. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyfiona 2,589 Posted December 27, 2021 Picture of him at the Harry Potter reunion with Emma Watson. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,654 Posted December 27, 2021 50 minutes ago, ladyfiona said: Picture of him at the Harry Potter reunion with Emma Watson. It says image not found. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted December 27, 2021 13 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said: It says image not found. Maybe he never turned up 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted December 27, 2021 18 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said: It says image not found. It was a picture of a fat fuck, sitting in a wheel chair, at a table, at some sort of function and they were talking to Emma Watson. I hope that helps. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted December 27, 2021 5 minutes ago, RIP Wee Jum said: Maybe he never turned up Where there is food, Coltrane will be there.... 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyfiona 2,589 Posted December 27, 2021 Ah sorry I will post the image I got from Twitter. I had issues posting it beforehand. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,887 Posted December 27, 2021 Gotten bigger but looking relatively well otherwise. Wouldn't have him on the list yet 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathrace 1,171 Posted December 28, 2021 20 hours ago, DCI Frank Burnside said: Gotten bigger but looking relatively well otherwise. Wouldn't have him on the list yet Agree. He could easily have a massive heart attack or stroke at any time given his size and age but in the absence of any known specific ailments there are 50 better candidates. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Philip 121 Posted June 14, 2022 https://www.digitalspy.com/showbiz/a40287804/harry-potter-robbie-coltrane-ill-health-london-comic-con/ He has pulled out of an upcoming appearance due to ill health. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,607 Posted October 14, 2022 Dead. Sky News 3 13 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
