The Hartlepool Deadlypool

[Rotten Ali 599]

Yer, yer, yer, yer, yer...

 

Been busy today, late to work, full day till 6, beer to be drunk, curry to be consumed, more drinks to be necked. And still suffering from jet lag...

 

MPFC and I get 25 pts. DDT and Bert get 20 pts.

 

1st - 178 point - Estuarian Float

2nd - 147 points - Maryportfuncity

3rd - 137 points - CaptainChorizo

4th - 121 points - Death Impends

5th - 101 points - STAB in the DARK

6th - 86 points - time

7th - 80 points - Bert Trautmann

8th - 76 points - Toast

9th - 71 points - the_engineer

10th - 56.375 points - LFN

=11th - 50 points - Dead Cow

=11th - 50 points - Magere Hein

=11th - 50 points - NagsHeadReading

14th - 43 point - Deathray

15th - 41 points - DDT

16th - 40 points - Dr Zorders

17th - 36 points - The Unknown Man

18th - 14 points - msc

19th - 0 points - Tick Tock

20th - minus1point - Banshees Scream

[maryportfuncity 10,013]

Yer, yer, yer, yer, yer...

 

Been busy today, late to work, full day till 6, beer to be drunk, curry to be consumed, more drinks to be necked. And still suffering from jet lag...

 

MPFC and I get 25 pts. DDT and Bert get 20 pts.

 

1st - 178 point - Estuarian Float

2nd - 147 points - Maryportfuncity

3rd - 137 points - CaptainChorizo

4th - 121 points - Death Impends

5th - 101 points - STAB in the DARK

6th - 86 points - time

7th - 80 points - Bert Trautmann

8th - 76 points - Toast

9th - 71 points - the_engineer

10th - 56.375 points - LFN

=11th - 50 points - Dead Cow

=11th - 50 points - Magere Hein

=11th - 50 points - NagsHeadReading

14th - 43 point - Deathray

15th - 41 points - DDT

16th - 40 points - Dr Zorders

17th - 36 points - The Unknown Man

18th - 14 points - msc

19th - 0 points - Tick Tock

20th - minus1point - Banshees Scream

 

Cheers

 

I had high hopes for my line up but the continued hold on life of some combined with the insistence of others to die in the wrong order is frustrating my efforts at running away with this race. BIG respect to Esti for a stunning performance so far.

[Rotten Ali 599]

Sir Richard Attenborough points to 2 of our fine folk. Hein and Toast get 25 points each.

 

1st - 178 point - Estuarian Float

2nd - 147 points - Maryportfuncity

3rd - 137 points - CaptainChorizo

4th - 121 points - Death Impends

=5th - 101 points - Toast

=5th - 101 points - STAB in the DARK

7th - 86 points - time

8th - 80 points - Bert Trautmann

9th - 75 points - Hein

10th - 71 points - the_engineer

11th - 56.375 points - LFN

=12th - 50 points - Dead Cow

=12th - 50 points - NagsHeadReading

14th - 43 point - Deathray

15th - 41 points - DDT

16th - 40 points - Dr Zorders

17th - 36 points - The Unknown Man

18th - 14 points - msc

19th - 0 points - Tick Tock

20th - minus1point - Banshees Scream

[Toast 14,826]

Any chance Dickie was ever in panto ...... ?

[Rotten Ali 599]

Would not matter if he were because for both you and Heim you are gaining the points via being nominated on your subs bench. No bonus points from subs.

[Toast 14,826]

Ah well, mustn't be greedy.

[Rotten Ali 599]

Rev Dr Ian Paisley points to me, DDT and NagsHeadReading.

 

1st - 178 point - Estuarian Float

2nd - 147 points - Maryportfuncity

3rd - 137 points - CaptainChorizo

4th - 126 points - STAB in the DARK

5th - 121 points - Death Impends

6th - 101 points - Toast

7th - 86 points - time

8th - 85 points - NagsHeadReading

9th - 81 points - DDT

10th - 80 points - Bert Trautmann

11th - 75 points - Hein

12th - 71 points - the_engineer

13th - 56.375 points - LFN

14th - 50 points - Dead Cow

15th - 43 point - Deathray

16th - 40 points - Dr Zorders

17th - 36 points - The Unknown Man

18th - 14 points - msc

19th - 0 points - Tick Tock

20th - minus1point - Banshees Scream

[Rotten Ali 599]

Gough Whitlam points to me. And with the bonus points I do an Ozzie bounce up to 2nd...

 

1st - 178 point - Estuarian Float

2nd - 161 points - STAB in the DARK

3rd - 147 points - Maryportfuncity

4th - 137 points - CaptainChorizo

5th - 121 points - Death Impends

6th - 101 points - Toast

7th - 86 points - time

8th - 85 points - NagsHeadReading

9th - 81 points - DDT

10th - 80 points - Bert Trautmann

11th - 75 points - Hein

12th - 71 points - the_engineer

13th - 56.375 points - LFN

14th - 50 points - Dead Cow

15th - 43 point - Deathray

16th - 40 points - Dr Zorders

17th - 36 points - The Unknown Man

18th - 14 points - msc

19th - 0 points - Tick Tock

20th - minus1point - Banshees Scream

[Estuarian Float 91]

..I'm winning? How long has this been going on....

[Rotten Ali 599]

May the 6th

[Rotten Ali 599]

It's been a long time but we have more points action with the death of Queen Fabiola of Belgium.

Toast has unique bonus points too.

 

1st - 178 point - Estuarian Float

2nd - 161 points - STAB in the DARK

3rd - 150 points - Toast

4th - 148 points - Maryportfuncity

5th - 137 points - CaptainChorizo

6th - 121 points - Death Impends

7th - 86 points - time

8th - 85 points - NagsHeadReading

9th - 81 points - DDT

10th - 80 points - Bert Trautmann

11th - 75 points - Hein

12th - 71 points - the_engineer

13th - 56.375 points - LFN

14th - 50 points - Dead Cow

15th - 43 point - Deathray

16th - 40 points - Dr Zorders

17th - 36 points - The Unknown Man

18th - 14 points - msc

19th - 0 points - Tick Tock

20th - minus1point - Banshees Scream

 

PS 24/12/2014

into the above scoreboard you may notice I've added an extra point to MPFC's score on the basis of him missing the Felix Glenny bonus points. I did say I was now looking into giving extras points but on full reflection I can't offer the totality of them in the plural sense.

[maryportfuncity 10,013]

There'll be a 2015 HPDP, right?

[Rotten Ali 599]

Guess so... But it may rest on the odd kick to the chin by my 10 year old to finish off the guy putting together the scoreboard to say otherwise.

 

PS

Been thinking about the Felix Glenny points of late. Watch this space you may have some rescinded.

 

PPS 24/12/2014

New official rule for next year. You can enter your list anytime during the year. However for each latecomer beyond the GMT midnight 31st December cut off time! they will have ordered points deductions. First latecomer = minus one point, second latecomer = minus two points, etc.

[the_engineer 1,405]

Cmon LFN get another hit , I want those sweet 13th place points to catapult me up the leaderboard and mask how shit I done in this years competition

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132]

My 2015 team.

The Wankers Arms PH

Candidates:

Olivia De Havilland

Carol Channing

Ronnie Corbett

Kirk Douglas

Jimmy Hill

Luise Ranier

Abe Vigoda

Maureen O'Hara

Clifton James

Louis Jourdan

 

Subs: Sean Connery and Christopher Lee

[Sean 5,997]

My 2015 Team:Shaun Of The Deads House of Fun.

1)Sam Simon

2)Zsa Zsa Gabor

3)Billy Graham

4)Joao Havelange

5)Tony Booth

6)Colin Dexter

7)Paul Gascoigne

8)Freddie Starr

9)Mary Tyler Moore

10)Vera Lynn

[maryportfuncity 10,013]

Guess so... But it may rest on the odd kick to the chin by my 10 year old to finish off the guy putting together the scoreboard to say otherwise.

 

PS

Been thinking about the Felix Glenny points of late. Watch this space you may have some rescinded.

 

PPS 24/12/2014

New official rule for next year. You can enter your list anytime during the year. However for each latecomer beyond the GMT midnight 31st December cut off time! they will have ordered points deductions. First latecomer = minus one point, second latecomer = minus two points, etc.

 

That's not much of a penalty, a latecomer could wait until a teetering type was about to cark and move them up to #1 and/or enter a team of ten hostages as the various western powers debate a rescue mission.

[Deathray 2,933]

2015 Archery Targets

 

Jean Alexander

Ronnie Corbett

Muhammad Ali

Shimon Peres

Tom Baker

Clarissa Eden

Prince Philip

John Noakes

Mary Tyler Moore

Mary Wilson (Harold's wife)

[the_engineer 1,405]

Can i PM you my team RA ?

[CaptainChorizo 1,903]

2015 Team - Owen Loves His Dead Momma

 

Lauren Hill

Samantha Beaven

Sam Simon

Stuart Scott

Misao Okawa

Bryan Weidmeier

Robert Schuller

Caroline Aherne

Anto Finnegan

Lupita Tovar

[The Unknown Man 560]

2015 team - The Unknown Man's Library of Terror

 

Sam Simon

Mary Tyler Moore

Muhammad Ali

Desmond Tutu

Caroline Aherne

Scott MacIntyre

Tony Booth

Billy Graham

Valerie Harper

Fidel Castro

 

Subs: Glen Campbell, Rob Ford

[Rotten Ali 599]

Can i PM you my team RA ?

 

Of course...

[msc 17,759]

1. Joan Lingard

2. Rev. Billy Graham

3. Clive James

4. Nigel Lawson

5. Chris Woodhead

6. Freddie Starr

7. Stuart Hall

8. Brian Walden

9. Chris Moncrieff

10. Peregrine Worsthorne

 

 

subs – Robert Mugabe, Jimmy Perry

[Book 3,343]

Ok, let's give it a try:

 

 

Fading Lives

 

01. Manoel de Oliveira

02. Luise Rainer

03. Sam Simon

04. Rev. Billy Graham

05. Richard von Weizsäcker

06. Fidel Castro

07. Zsa Zsa Gabor

08. Mary Tyler Moore

09. Lupita Tovar

10. David Rockefeller

[Rotten Ali 599]

and just to fess up...

 

Sam Simon

Rev Billy Graham

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Mary Tyler Moore

Nancy Reagan

Daisy Berkowitz

Rob Ford

Colin Bloomfield

Caroline Aherne

Clive James

 

subs Muhammad Ali & Joao Havelange