Munchkins/midgets/dwarves/oompa-Loompas/pygmies/shortarses

[Scraggy Taters 289]

CNN posted a report on the death of Professor Stephen Hawking.

 

Methinks Hawking simply needs a 16 hour battery recharge. He meant to type " I am dying.. for a cup of tea, feels like my throat has been cut " then his 12v battery died.

 

Missed out the "for a cup of tea, feels like.." bit, obviously.

[YoungWillz 19,046]

Dale Paullin, who acted under the name of Paul Dale and was the star of the 1950 movie It's A Small World, has died aged 93. http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/desmoinesregister/obituary.aspx?n=Dale-Paullin&pid=182342031

 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0042608/?ref_=nm_knf_t1

 

Here he is at the age of 28 singing the theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PTqsDhWCzc

[YoungWillz 19,046]

Judy Garland was molested by the munchkins claims Sid Luft memoir: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4201046/Judy-Garland-molested-Wizards-Oz-munchkins.html

[rockhopper penguin 2,264]

Judy Garland was molested by the munchkins claims Sid Luft memoir: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4201046/Judy-Garland-molested-Wizards-Oz-munchkins.html

Who wouldn't want their munchkins molested.

[YoungWillz 19,046]

 

Judy Garland was molested by the munchkins claims Sid Luft memoir: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4201046/Judy-Garland-molested-Wizards-Oz-munchkins.html

Who wouldn't want their munchkins molested.

 

 

I'd give anything these days...get me Jerry Maren's cell phone...

[The Dead Cow 620]

On 2/7/2017 at 8:21 PM, YoungWillz said:

 

On 2/7/2017 at 8:19 PM, rockhopperpenguin said:

 

On 2/7/2017 at 8:15 PM, YoungWillz said:

Judy Garland was molested by the munchkins claims Sid Luft memoir: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4201046/Judy-Garland-molested-Wizards-Oz-munchkins.html

Who wouldn't want their munchkins molested.

 

 

I'd give anything these days...get me Jerry Maren's cell phone...

 

 

Here you go...

[Cat O'Falk 3,287]

Judy Garland Frances Gumm was molested by the munchkins claims Sid Luft memoir: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4201046/Judy-Garland-molested-Wizards-Oz-munchkins.html

Sir Creep says you can't use stage names.

[Toast 14,839]

 

Judy Garland Frances Gumm was molested by the munchkins claims Sid Luft memoir: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4201046/Judy-Garland-molested-Wizards-Oz-munchkins.html

Sir Creep says you can't use stage names.

 

 

Sir Creep is a ignorant twat.

[msc 17,761]

Best avoid the wrestling thread, its full of stage names.

[YoungWillz 19,046]

Did he say that? I wouldn't know...

[Sir Creep 7,013]

Well I said it as to a particular thread but if you choose to be that disingenuous then that'll be your lot in life not mine.

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[gcreptile 10,230]

Brad Jordan, together with his sister the Guinness world record holder for being the smallest sibling in earth, dead at 27:

http://www.wjbdradio.com/local-news/2017/02/23/sandoval-primordial-dwarf-who-is-in-guiness-world-records-has-died-as-a-result-of-medical-issues

They were in a TLC show, of course.

They were NOT the world's smallest people though. That person is a DDP pick.

[Sir Creep 7,013]

20 hours ago, gcreptile said:

Brad Jordan, together with his sister the Guinness world record holder for being the smallest sibling in earth, dead at 27:

http://www.wjbdradio.com/local-news/2017/02/23/sandoval-primordial-dwarf-who-is-in-guiness-world-records-has-died-as-a-result-of-medical-issues

They were in a TLC show, of course.

They were NOT the world's smallest people though. That person is a DDP pick.

Shortest day in his life.

[YoungWillz 19,046]

Verne Troyer off to rehab for alcohol abuse. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4388030/Verne-Troyer-hospitalized-alcohol-abuse.html

[themaninblack 2,112]

54 minutes ago, YoungWillz said:

Verne Troyer off to rehab for alcohol abuse. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4388030/Verne-Troyer-hospitalized-alcohol-abuse.html

 

He was rumoured to be on a half a pint of shandy a day!

[Sir Creep 7,013]

I'll just set this here.
3'6" guy is Japan's most popular porn star.
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[Sir Creep 7,013]

It was a day for a big celebration in Strongsville Sunday, as a local Guiness Book of World Records holder added another candle onto her birthday cake.  Winifred Ann Kelley, who is the Guinness Book of World Records as the oldest living person in the world with dwarfism, marked her 94th birthday.  

I take it munchkins are strictly midgets then....cuz obviously Jerry Maren is 96.

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[Ulitzer95 11,021]

8 minutes ago, Sir Creep said:

It was a day for a big celebration in Strongsville Sunday, as a local Guiness Book of World Records holder added another candle onto her birthday cake.  Winifred Ann Kelley, who is the Guinness Book of World Records as the oldest living person in the world with dwarfism, marked her 94th birthday.  

I take it munchkins are strictly midgets then....cuz obviously Jerry Maren is 96.

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No, Jerry Maren does have dwarfism.

There are different types of dwarfism, so either Guinness World Records have made a huge mistake and Maren is the record holder, or Fox8 have failed to report on all the facts by naming the type of dawrfism. My hunch is the latter one...

[Whitehouse 821]

On 28-5-2017 at 15:41, Sir Creep said:

I'll just set this here.
3'6" guy is Japan's most popular porn star.
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Imagine him having a dick the size of Ron Jeremy's.....  

Apologies for that mental picture....

[Youwanticewiththat 610]

I'm not sad a la emoticon - my eyes are watering.

[gcreptile 10,230]

Formerly shortest woman of the world, Madge Bester, dead at 54:

 

https://www.jacarandafm.com/shows/scenic-drive-rian/worlds-former-shortest-woman-passes-away/

[Spade_Cooley 9,022]

Little person stuntwoman and actress Debbie Lee Carrington dead at 58. Was in loads of stuff, but I remember her best as Tammy in Seinfeld. 

[charon 4,938]

I best remember her from Total Recall.

 

[gcreptile 10,230]

Verne Troyer once again hospitalised:

 

http://www.tmz.com/2018/04/03/verne-troyer-suicidal-alcohol-addiction-72-hour-hold/

[Sir Creep 7,013]

Good thing about suicide watch for Troyer et.al is that you don't even have to put away all your sharp objects; you just have to put them on a shelf 5' off the ground.