Bibliogryphon 9,586 Posted June 4, 2015 I am going to go for 20th June in the evening. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Body Snatcher 44 107 Posted June 5, 2015 Nash King Kohl, 16th June Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted June 5, 2015 Cancel the death date predictions! Kohl said to be doing well after an operation http://www.thedailyherald.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=55982:kohl-doing-well-after-operations&catid=18:entertainment&Itemid=29 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted June 5, 2015 Cancel the death date predictions! Kohl said to be doing well after an operation http://www.thedailyherald.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=55982:kohl-doing-well-after-operations&catid=18:entertainment&Itemid=29 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GossipGabe 333 Posted June 6, 2015 Cancel the death date predictions! Kohl said to be doing well after an operation http://www.thedailyherald.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=55982:kohl-doing-well-after-operations&catid=18:entertainment&Itemid=29You cite an article from two days ago that quotes the same official statement as gcreptile did on the 2nd of June. The only difference is - your article is in English (while his link was German.) "Under the circumstances, Dr. Helmut Kohl is doing well," Yeah, he is doing well, considering he had two serious operations in a month. But it doesn't mean that his health is particularly robust. He has survived a surgery, but we don't even know why he was operated on. It could be diverculitis or cancer, they wouldn't tell you either way. And at this age (and already frail) these things (diseases, surgeries etc.) add up pretty soon. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest awesome guest Posted June 9, 2015 Been nearly a week without news just link it was before bb king died. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Richard Posted June 10, 2015 Toying with puns for this one (when it happens) Helmut Cold or Kohl in the Ground? Surely 'Cole Not Dole' given that Bob Dole is on this year's list but looking perky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Richard Posted June 10, 2015 Toying with puns for this one (when it happens) Helmut Cold or Kohl in the Ground? Surely 'Cole Not Dole' given that Bob Dole is on this year's list but looking perky. I mean Kohl not Dole of course Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,057 Posted June 10, 2015 Toying with puns for this one (when it happens) Helmut Cold or Kohl in the Ground? Surely 'Cole Not Dole' given that Bob Dole is on this year's list but looking perky. I mean Kohl not Dole of course Taking Kohl to neues Schloss? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted June 10, 2015 how about Putting Kohl back in the Ground ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted June 10, 2015 how about Putting Kohl back in the Ground ! I was thinking of something along those lines too, since kohl in German is cabbage. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dead Cow 620 Posted June 10, 2015 Helmut Kohls it a day... Perhaps I should too. Enough puns, he's not even dead yet. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vaagheid 141 Posted June 11, 2015 to the German-speakers, does "totkohl" work as a pun? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted June 11, 2015 how about Putting Kohl back in the Ground ! I was thinking of something along those lines too, since kohl in German is cabbage. I was just thinking Kohl sounds like coal and you get coal from the ground... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uschi 53 Posted June 11, 2015 How about: The German wall has fallen again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,978 Posted June 11, 2015 Some new media reports in Germany: http://www.focus.de/politik/deutschland/kanzler-der-einheit-auf-der-intensivstation-sorge-um-helmut-kohl-gab-es-komplikationen_id_4742071.html His situation is still "unchanged", i.e. just like the last time they say he's doing well "considering the circumstances". They don't let anyone near him, just like in the last couple of years. Apparently, there were complications after the second operation, just a day after the last press release. That former press release said that he was planning to go on a holiday, but now it looks to be a lie or wishful thinking. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted June 11, 2015 how about Putting Kohl back in the Ground ! I was thinking of something along those lines too, since kohl in German is cabbage. Good thing he didn't join the NSDAP. "Heil Cabbage!" just doesn't have the same ring to it, does it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted June 18, 2015 Toying with puns for this one (when it happens) Helmut Cold or Kohl in the Ground? Helmut Kohl Comes Crashing Down Like the Berlin Wall. Helmut Kohl Goes West. Reunification of Helmut Kohl and Erich Honecker. Cold War, Kohld Corpse. Kohld War Ends. Cabbage Planted in the Ground. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted June 18, 2015 Therre are apparently some conspiracy theories around the first Frau Kohl's suicide: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/1436219.stm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted June 19, 2015 how about Hell Has Kohl ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted June 19, 2015 how about Hell Has Kohl ! A Kohl day in hell, you mean? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted June 19, 2015 Kohl finally burns out. Kohl turns to ashes. Cabbage now Kohl-slaw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted June 19, 2015 Herr Kohl in a hell hole ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted June 19, 2015 how about Putting Kohl back in the Ground ! I was thinking of something along those lines too, since kohl in German is cabbage. I just found this: http://suffragio.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/kohlproduce.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted June 19, 2015 Kohl was described as "the greatest European leader of the second half of the 20th century" by U.S. Presidents George H. W. Bush[2] and Bill Clinton I'm welling up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
