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You cite an article from two days ago that quotes the same official statement as gcreptile did on the 2nd of June. The only difference is - your article is in English (while his link was German.)

 

"Under the circumstances, Dr. Helmut Kohl is doing well,"

 

Yeah, he is doing well, considering he had two serious operations in a month. But it doesn't mean that his health is particularly robust. He has survived a surgery, but we don't even know why he was operated on. It could be diverculitis or cancer, they wouldn't tell you either way. And at this age (and already frail) these things (diseases, surgeries etc.) add up pretty soon.

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Been nearly a week without news just link it was before bb king died.

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Toying with puns for this one (when it happens)

 

Helmut Cold or Kohl in the Ground?

 

Surely 'Cole Not Dole' given that Bob Dole is on this year's list but looking perky.

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Toying with puns for this one (when it happens)

 

Helmut Cold or Kohl in the Ground?

 

Surely 'Cole Not Dole' given that Bob Dole is on this year's list but looking perky.

 

I mean Kohl not Dole of course

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Toying with puns for this one (when it happens)

 

Helmut Cold or Kohl in the Ground?

 

Surely 'Cole Not Dole' given that Bob Dole is on this year's list but looking perky.

 

I mean Kohl not Dole of course

 

Taking Kohl to neues Schloss?

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how about Putting Kohl back in the Ground !

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how about Putting Kohl back in the Ground !

 

I was thinking of something along those lines too, since kohl in German is cabbage.

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Helmut Kohls it a day...

 

Perhaps I should too.

 

Enough puns, he's not even dead yet.

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to the German-speakers, does "totkohl" work as a pun?

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how about Putting Kohl back in the Ground !

 

I was thinking of something along those lines too, since kohl in German is cabbage.

 

I was just thinking Kohl sounds like coal and you get coal from the ground...

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How about: The German wall has fallen again

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Some new media reports in Germany:

 

http://www.focus.de/politik/deutschland/kanzler-der-einheit-auf-der-intensivstation-sorge-um-helmut-kohl-gab-es-komplikationen_id_4742071.html

 

His situation is still "unchanged", i.e. just like the last time they say he's doing well "considering the circumstances". They don't let anyone near him, just like in the last couple of years. Apparently, there were complications after the second operation, just a day after the last press release. That former press release said that he was planning to go on a holiday, but now it looks to be a lie or wishful thinking.

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how about Putting Kohl back in the Ground !

 

I was thinking of something along those lines too, since kohl in German is cabbage.

Good thing he didn't join the NSDAP. "Heil Cabbage!" just doesn't have the same ring to it, does it?

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Toying with puns for this one (when it happens)

 

Helmut Cold or Kohl in the Ground?

Helmut Kohl Comes Crashing Down Like the Berlin Wall.

Helmut Kohl Goes West.

Reunification of Helmut Kohl and Erich Honecker.

Cold War, Kohld Corpse.

Kohld War Ends.

Cabbage Planted in the Ground.

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how about Hell Has Kohl !

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how about Hell Has Kohl !

A Kohl day in hell, you mean?

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Herr Kohl in a hell hole !

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Kohl was described as "the greatest European leader of the second half of the 20th century" by U.S. Presidents George H. W. Bush[2] and Bill Clinton I'm welling up

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