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Does anyone have any tips on how to live a long life?

 

It says here that exercise can help prevent Alzheimers.

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Oh God, I'm doomed to go barking. I've lived my life on the premise that 'a fit body is the sign of a sick mind'.

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Does anyone have any tips on how to live a long life?

 

It says here that exercise can help prevent Alzheimers.

A local centenarian (now 105) put her long life down to drinking Lucozade.

Most others put it down to a tipple of alcohol before going to bed including the late Queen Mother.

 

However, the world longest married couple (70 years) put it down to not going to sleep on an arguement. The man died last year aged 105 and I believe that his wife is still alive at 101.

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However, the world longest married couple (70 years) put it down to not going to sleep on an arguement. The man died last year aged 105 and I believe that his wife is still alive at 101.

unfortunately, neither of them slept in the last 69 11/12 years before he died, so maybe sleep deprivation is the key.....

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Most others put it down to a tipple of alcohol before going to bed including the late Queen Mother.

I'd need a tipple before getting into a bed with the late Queen Mother.

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Laughing can fend off heart attacks. :rolleyes::rolleyes:

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Most others put it down to a tipple of alcohol before going to bed including the late Queen Mother.

I'd need a tipple before getting into a bed with the late Queen Mother.

Well, she doesn't look too bad for a 101-years-old who has been dead for four years. You shouldn't be too picky, mr. Jackal!

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I have found that 2 packs of Winston Cigarettes daily and a few pints of alchohol have done wonders for me. To add to life lasting I eat a few hundred pounds of red meat annually, rarely eat salads and have 14 subscriptions to Desserts of the month club.......they deliver the most delicious desserts right to the door :D

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I believe that his wife is still alive at 101.

 

What do you think, is she out on the pull tonight?

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:D raider+Jan 17 2006, 12:15 PM-->

QUOTE(Tom(;) raider @ Jan 17 2006, 12:15 PM)

Most others put it down to a tipple of alcohol before going to bed including the late Queen Mother.

I'd need a tipple before getting into a bed with the late Queen Mother.

Well, she doesn't look too bad for a 101-years-old who has been dead for four years. You shouldn't be too picky, mr. Jackal!

You're right. I'm being too picky. A man with standards is a man with limited options.

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Does anyone have any tips on how to live a long life?

 

It says here that exercise can help prevent Alzheimers.

I always understood it was exercising the mind which was the key to warding off senile dementia. So doing a regular crossword or Sudoku would help, watching Big Brother for hours on end would certainly not.

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:D raider+Jan 17 2006, 12:15 PM-->
QUOTE(Tom(;) raider @ Jan 17 2006, 12:15 PM)

Most others put it down to a tipple of alcohol before going to bed including the late Queen Mother.

I'd need a tipple before getting into a bed with the late Queen Mother.

Well, she doesn't look too bad for a 101-years-old who has been dead for four years. You shouldn't be too picky, mr. Jackal!

You're right. I'm being too picky. A man with standards is a man with limited options.

A man without standards, is a man that will need to visit his local STD clinic.

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:D raider+Jan 17 2006, 12:15 PM-->
QUOTE(Tom(;) raider @ Jan 17 2006, 12:15 PM)

Most others put it down to a tipple of alcohol before going to bed including the late Queen Mother.

I'd need a tipple before getting into a bed with the late Queen Mother.

Well, she doesn't look too bad for a 101-years-old who has been dead for four years. You shouldn't be too picky, mr. Jackal!

You're right. I'm being too picky. A man with standards is a man with limited options.

A man without standards, is a man that will need visit his local STD clinic.

Is that run by BT?

 

 

 

 

(Think about it!)

 

 

 

(STD = Subscriber Trunk Dialling)

 

 

 

(ROFL)

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:lol: raider+Jan 17 2006, 12:15 PM-->
QUOTE(Tom(:blink: raider @ Jan 17 2006, 12:15 PM)

Most others put it down to a tipple of alcohol before going to bed including the late Queen Mother.

I'd need a tipple before getting into a bed with the late Queen Mother.

Well, she doesn't look too bad for a 101-years-old who has been dead for four years. You shouldn't be too picky, mr. Jackal!

You're right. I'm being too picky. A man with standards is a man with limited options.

A man without standards, is a man that will need visit his local STD clinic.

Is that run by BT?

 

 

 

 

(Think about it!)

 

 

 

(STD = Subscriber Trunk Dialling)

 

 

 

(ROFL)

Oh dear, I think Josco's my father! Only HE could be capable of finding mirth in telecommunications terminology, surely? Dad, is that you?

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:lol: raider+Jan 17 2006, 12:15 PM-->
QUOTE(Tom(:blink: raider @ Jan 17 2006, 12:15 PM)

Most others put it down to a tipple of alcohol before going to bed including the late Queen Mother.

I'd need a tipple before getting into a bed with the late Queen Mother.

Well, she doesn't look too bad for a 101-years-old who has been dead for four years. You shouldn't be too picky, mr. Jackal!

You're right. I'm being too picky. A man with standards is a man with limited options.

A man without standards, is a man that will need visit his local STD clinic.

Is that run by BT?

 

 

 

 

(Think about it!)

 

 

 

(STD = Subscriber Trunk Dialling)

 

 

 

(ROFL)

Oh dear, I think Josco's my father! Only HE could be capable of finding mirth in telecommunications terminology, surely? Dad, is that you?

No son, it isn't.

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:lol: raider+Jan 17 2006, 12:15 PM-->
QUOTE(Tom(:blink: raider @ Jan 17 2006, 12:15 PM)

Most others put it down to a tipple of alcohol before going to bed including the late Queen Mother.

I'd need a tipple before getting into a bed with the late Queen Mother.

Well, she doesn't look too bad for a 101-years-old who has been dead for four years. You shouldn't be too picky, mr. Jackal!

You're right. I'm being too picky. A man with standards is a man with limited options.

A man without standards, is a man that will need visit his local STD clinic.

Is that run by BT?

 

 

 

 

(Think about it!)

 

 

 

(STD = Subscriber Trunk Dialling)

 

 

 

(ROFL)

Oh dear, I think Josco's my father! Only HE could be capable of finding mirth in telecommunications terminology, surely? Dad, is that you?

No son, it isn't.

What you demonstrate here Josco is almost as equal to saying'

 

Person - Ask me a qustion?

 

Man Of Qustions - What color is the black house?

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What you demonstrate here Josco is almost as equal to saying'

 

Person - Ask me a qustion?

 

Man Of Qustions - What color is the black house?

BS

I have read and re-read your post several times, but I am not sure what you are trying to say. Perhaps, to paraphrase Winston S Churchill, Banshees' posts are a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.

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Banshee's Russian?

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What you demonstrate here Josco is almost as equal to saying'

 

Person - Ask me a qustion?

 

Man Of Qustions - What color is the black house?

BS

I have read and re-read your post several times, but I am not sure what you are trying to say. Perhaps, to paraphrase Winston S Churchill, Banshees' posts are a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.

More like a Flake, wrapped in a Curly-wurly inside a Fruit and Nut

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Banshee's Russian?

Didn't I have one of those at the local bar the other night? Dlightful little drink although it did give me a bit of a Siberian feel.

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The key to long life (according to Gunther from the Autopsy show) is:

 

1. A possitive outlook.

2. Around 30 minutes exercise 3 days a week.

3. A stable diet which keeps you healthily slim.

4. That you don't smoke.

5. You're likely to live long if someone in your family has lived in to their 90s and over.

 

You are likely to live to 100 with those qualities he says.

 

I fail on 1,2, half of 3 and 5.

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