Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

[Rotten Ali 600]

Thanks LB. Thanks LFN. Means a lot. At least today I got out of doing a drawing since I found that someone else who should not have had the job had done it a few weeks ago with out our team knowing! The stars we work with...

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

Result!! I reckon we should all chip in and do some drawings for you RA, it may mean you wont have to do bog all other than putting yer feet up wiv a cuppa!!!

Here is my contribution, hopefully others will lend a hand too!!

[RIP Wee Jum 1,559]

Result!! I reckon we should all chip in and do some drawings for you RA, it may mean you wont have to do bog all other than putting yer feet up wiv a cuppa!!!

Here is my contribution, hopefully others will lend a hand too!!

 

Result!! I reckon we should all chip in and do some drawings for you RA, it may mean you wont have to do bog all other than putting yer feet up wiv a cuppa!!!

Here is my contribution, hopefully others will lend a hand too!!

 

Scary picture :

 

She has no nose, noo hands, skanky hair and a very manly jaw line :-)

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

I've drawn a brilliant picture for you but I don't know how to upload it

[RIP Wee Jum 1,559]

I've drawn a brilliant picture for you but I don't know how to upload it

 

Create a photobucket account and upload it to that

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

[Rotten Ali 600]

That's a bit wonky!

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

That's a bit wonky!

 

Well, I had to guess what they look like, as I've never seen a real one before......

[Toast 16,131]

That's a bit wonky!

 

Is that a typo?

[Rotten Ali 600]

That's a bit wonky!

 

Is that a typo?

 

No, that was not a wanky typo!

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

That's a bit wonky!

 

Is that a typo?

 

No, that was not a wanky typo!

 

Haha! This has just brought back lovely memories for me - when I was but a whippersnapper, my extended family were sat around the dining table having a game of Trivial Pursuit. Now my grandad likes a little tipple now and then (every five minutes from dawn till dusk as it happens) - it was his go, I can't remember the exact question but his response was 'Oh, I know this, it's that bloke with the wanky eye - Marty Feldman!' And ever since then, 'wanky eye' has been a term in common usage in the Lard household and beyond!

[charon 4,943]

Anyone up for 'dogging'?

 

[Rotten Ali 600]

More like a bear behind...

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

Blimey, nobody gets drunk on here anymore! Whiskey is my only friend tonight - isn't it just the way when you've had a fairly good day, that some cunt will ruin it for you.

[Paul Bearer 6,101]

Blimey, nobody gets drunk on here anymore! Whiskey is my only friend tonight - isn't it just the way when you've had a fairly good day, that some cunt will ruin it for you.

 

Can't afford to get drunk Lard. But, if you want, I'll grab myself a bottle of whiskey (on a night I'm not working the next day) and we can have a fight.

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

Blimey, nobody gets drunk on here anymore! Whiskey is my only friend tonight - isn't it just the way when you've had a fairly good day, that some cunt will ruin it for you.

 

Can't afford to get drunk Lard. But, if you want, I'll grab myself a bottle of whiskey (on a night I'm not working the next day) and we can have a fight.

 

Now see I am working tomorrow, and I know the consequences, but I don't give a fuck (now, but in the morning I'm sure I will, especially as I have a meeting with my new boss, so I'm sure the smell of cheese and onion crisps and JD will go down well) - and if you're a man (which I'm sure you are) I will gladly fight you, because today, I'm afraid, all men (except Rotten Ali) are cunts

[Paul Bearer 6,101]

Blimey, nobody gets drunk on here anymore! Whiskey is my only friend tonight - isn't it just the way when you've had a fairly good day, that some cunt will ruin it for you.

 

Can't afford to get drunk Lard. But, if you want, I'll grab myself a bottle of whiskey (on a night I'm not working the next day) and we can have a fight.

 

Now see I am working tomorrow, and I know the consequences, but I don't give a fuck (now, but in the morning I'm sure I will, especially as I have a meeting with my new boss, so I'm sure the smell of cheese and onion crisps and JD will go down well) - and if you're a man (which I'm sure you are) I will gladly fight you, because today, I'm afraid, all men (except Rotten Ali) are cunts

 

If we ever get the chance to meet, you might find I'm not all that bad.

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

Blimey, nobody gets drunk on here anymore! Whiskey is my only friend tonight - isn't it just the way when you've had a fairly good day, that some cunt will ruin it for you.

 

Can't afford to get drunk Lard. But, if you want, I'll grab myself a bottle of whiskey (on a night I'm not working the next day) and we can have a fight.

 

Now see I am working tomorrow, and I know the consequences, but I don't give a fuck (now, but in the morning I'm sure I will, especially as I have a meeting with my new boss, so I'm sure the smell of cheese and onion crisps and JD will go down well) - and if you're a man (which I'm sure you are) I will gladly fight you, because today, I'm afraid, all men (except Rotten Ali) are cunts

 

If we ever get the chance to meet, you might find I'm not all that bad.

 

I'm sure you're not. I'm being mean and making unfair generalisations. But why do boys have to be such twats all the time!

[Magere Hein 1,400]

But why do boys have to be such twats all the time!

 

It's in the job description.

 

regards,

Hein

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

But why do boys have to be such twats all the time!

 

It's in the job description.

 

regards,

Hein

 

Well then he needs a fucking pay rise because he's performing well over target!

 

I've run out of whiskey. I've had to move to vodka.

[Rotten Ali 600]

Some fighting words up there, I assure mankind, I can be quite a cunt some of the time.

 

Shame I'm late on the conversation since I've got a fresh bottle of Russian premium Vodka.

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

Some fighting words up there, I assure mankind, I can be quite a cunt some of the time.

 

Shame I'm late on the conversation since I've got a fresh bottle of Russian premium Vodka.

 

Never too late, I'm on the starting blocks already tonight.

[charon 4,943]

Edit :wrong thread.

[Toast 16,131]

Edit :wrong thread.

 

I think you dodged a bullet there .....

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

Edit :wrong thread.

 

I think you dodged a bullet there .....

 

Too right, men are still cunts today! I've decided that being a lesbian is probably way easier.