Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

[charon 4,938]

Fuck up and drink/punch.

[Lard Bazaar 3,687]

59 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

I can’t believe nobody else is bolloxed and wants to indulge in nan hating bantz with me!

Ha ha! Obvs meant man hating. I don’t hate my nan although she wouldn’t know either way cos she’s dementia’d to the max 

[YoungWillz 19,006]

Someone's losing more than an hour tonight...

 

Can't hate my nan, she dead. So are most of my men. Hmm, who to hate......?

[Deathray 2,933]

Just now, YoungWillz said:

Someone's losing more than an hour tonight...

 

Can't hate my nan, she dead. So are most of my men. Hmm, who to hate......?

 

I'm not sure that sentence reads quite the way you intended it! 

[YoungWillz 19,006]

Just now, Deathray said:

 

I'm not sure that sentence reads quite the way you intended it! 

6 dead exes. Think that's what it means...

 

Well, 6 to my knowledge.....

[Deathray 2,933]

2 minutes ago, YoungWillz said:

6 dead exes. Think that's what it means...

 

Well, 6 to my knowledge.....

 

There's going to be a True Crime documentary about you isn't there?

 

(to labour the point I was making in the prior post)

[YoungWillz 19,006]

2 hours ago, Deathray said:

 

There's going to be a True Crime documentary about you isn't there?

 

(to labour the point I was making in the prior post)

Ah.

 

Not my fault, honest guv, given I was into older when I was younger, ain't surprising they've carked it! Though a couple have been unexpected....

[Lard Bazaar 3,687]

Did the clocks go forward? So technically it’s not too early to crack one open right? 

[philheybrookbay 439]

It’s 5 o’clock somewhere 

[Lard Bazaar 3,687]

I’m forcing myself to stay in bed because I know as soon as I get up the bottle’s opening and I only have one so don’t want to peak too early 

[philheybrookbay 439]

27 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

I’m forcing myself to stay in bed because I know as soon as I get up the bottle’s opening and I only have one so don’t want to peak too early 

I think if you look at Smirnoff profits for March 2013 I contributed about a third of that. However by 1st week of April I decided he wasn’t work it, hit the gym and discovered Grindr.  

[Lard Bazaar 3,687]

1 minute ago, philheybrookbay said:

I think if you look at Smirnoff profits for March 2013 I contributed about a third of that. However by 1st week of April I decided he wasn’t work it, hit the gym and discovered Grindr.  

Yeh but you’re probably a fit young fella, I’m a grossly overweight middle aged rough old bag. It’s too much like hard work all that swipe right bollocks. I’ve done my time, now it’s time to fade away quietly in a haze of bubbles!

[philheybrookbay 439]

Me? 44 now, grey and slightly overweight.

 

Oddly this puts me into the ‘Daddy’ category Grindr/dating wise. Does the ego good on occasions I can tell you. 

 

Grieve but don’t forget buddy it does get sweeter life. Maybe not today or even tomorrow. But it does. 

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132]

5 hours ago, Lard Bazaar said:

Did the clocks go forward? So technically it’s not too early to crack one open right? 

Well I did crack one off last night.

[Lard Bazaar 3,687]

8 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Well I did crack one off last night.

Can’t be bothered, my hands too busy holding my glass. 

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132]

1 minute ago, Lard Bazaar said:

Can’t be bothered, my hands too busy holding my glass. 

That's a big fucking glass then!

 

[Lard Bazaar 3,687]

1 minute ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

That's a big fucking glass then!

 

Needs to be big to fill my gob.

[Youwanticewiththat 610]

2 hours ago, philheybrookbay said:

Me? 44 now, grey and slightly overweight.

 

Oddly this puts me into the ‘Daddy’ category Grindr/dating wise. Does the ego good on occasions I can tell you. 

 

Grieve but don’t forget buddy it does get sweeter life. Maybe not today or even tomorrow. But it does. 

Ooo Daddy!

 

At what point does 'slightly overweight' translate into 'Bear'  - or do you have to be hairy too?

[Youwanticewiththat 610]

12 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

Needs to be big to fill my gob.

Garn Lardy - set up the webcam and Pay-per-view

[Lard Bazaar 3,687]

14 minutes ago, Youwanticewiththat said:

Garn Lardy - set up the webcam and Pay-per-view

Might have to resort to that to pay the bills, there’s a market for weirdos who want to watch fat chicks crying into a multipack of hula hoops, right?

[Lard Bazaar 3,687]

IRgh whybdi you keep changing the fucking forum! Fuck away and leave it Alone!

[philheybrookbay 439]

19 hours ago, Youwanticewiththat said:

Ooo Daddy!

 

At what point does 'slightly overweight' translate into 'Bear'  - or do you have to be hairy too?

Well I have been called a bear in my time as I have a hairy chest, but meh. Personally I think there’s nothing more odd looking than a youngster (18 to 24) with 40+  But each to their own. All my partners have been around my age - could be where I’ve gone wrong I guess  

 

When my ex got with his affair partner permanently  I did get great delight in pointing out the day he was born was the day after I got my GCSE results aged 16 to my XH. 

[CarolAnn 924]

On 3/8/2018 at 08:35, Bibliogryphon said:

A new definition of Stranger Danger.

Had a friend in high school who had a bet  with another friend concerning how many guys they could sleep with before they graduated. I'd be willing to bet over, say, six months.  But condoms are required. I have a grandchild. 

[the_engineer 1,405]

This thread just turned into the deathlist dating thread 

[Deathray 2,933]

6 hours ago, the_engineer said:

This thread just turned into the deathlist dating thread 

 

I mean most of us probably need to be drunk to date to be fair.