Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

[drol 10,026]

2 minutes ago, runebomme said:

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a39608/sex-talk-realness-how-much-does-penis-size-matter/

I understood LFN is from Burma.

[msc 17,709]

It's understandable to see tensions rise, Nikolai Volkoff was a much loved institution after all...

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132]

3 minutes ago, drol said:

You old amputee son of a bitch! 

 

No, seriously. When one looks up the definition of  "Dick (insult)" on the dictionary there is your photo next.

Well, when a man starts to lose his hair....

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132]

2 minutes ago, drol said:

I understood LFN is from Burma.

Racist.

[The Mad Hatter 1,091]

Its nice to see that  everyone is enjoying their summer vacation.

[Toast 14,792]

I really ought to take the dog out, but  I do enjoy a good internet bust-up.

[drol 10,026]

2 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Racist.

A Mugabe's sockpuppet too.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132]

3 minutes ago, Toast said:

I really ought to take the dog out, but  I do enjoy a good internet bust-up.

Never had a fight but you have seen hundreds, eh Toastie!!

[gcreptile 10,211]

20 minutes ago, runebomme said:

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a39608/sex-talk-realness-how-much-does-penis-size-matter/

I guess it's more important in the preliminary stages than in the main act.

[charon 4,938]

Tbf to Alt obits guy, when you sign up here your mantra is to Inform, Entertain and Slaughter.

 

He's achieved the first two by bumping this thread, just needs to brush up on his abuse techniques IMO.

 

Lovely stuff meltdowns on a Sunday, they truly are.

[drol 10,026]

Guys, this was the best day here in a long long time!

[gcreptile 10,211]

2 minutes ago, drol said:

Guys, this was the best day here in a long long time!

But Le Duc Anh isn't dead yet!

[Toast 14,792]

35 minutes ago, runebomme said:

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a39608/sex-talk-realness-how-much-does-penis-size-matter/

 

Man C 

[DevonDeathTrip 2,288]

Think I'll lock the thread in an hour or so.  Feel free to insult each other until then 

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132]

37 minutes ago, Toast said:

 

Man C 

They all missed a trick tbf.

If they had taken the trouble to have put on weight, lots of weight, they would have been in a much better place.

3 inches may only be 3 inches but when you have 21st to push it in with........

[msc 17,709]

1 hour ago, DevonDeathTrip said:

Think I'll lock the thread in an hour or so.  Feel free to insult each other until then 

 

 

So, thread dies a death as soon as The Man condones it. DDT has learnt a new admin superpower today.

Edited July 29, 2018 by DevonDeathTrip
27 posts above moved from Dead of 2015 thread

[Deathray 2,933]

Fucking hell, and here was I thinking you'd be bored in the absence of my meltdowns...

[Toast 14,792]

Nah, it's those Canadians stirring it up again. 

 

[En Passant 2,930]

On 29/07/2018 at 17:17, charon said:

Lovely stuff meltdowns on a Sunday, they truly are.

Should get zorders back on a one day a week licence. Ok, maybe not.

[charon 4,938]

Oh he's here, never doubt it.

[bladan 291]

A bottle (0.7 liters) of whisky does nothing - what's wrong? Should I drink more?

[runebomme 376]

maybe some lapin kulta would help

[bladan 291]

45 minutes ago, runebomme said:

maybe some lapin kulta would help

Or Amiraali? Years ago I worked in the old KOFF beer factory in Helsinki. There was a guy who used to drink ten 5 dl cans of strong Amiraali ("the Admiral") beer per day (sic!) while at work.  That's 5 liters of strong beer while at work. The expert showed me how to cool them in a cold factory water stream. You know, it's hot to work in a beer factory during the summer. You get thirsty and you need... BEER! The next day I did as instructed and put two big cooled Amiraali cans in my trousers. I was on my way to the toilet to drink them when the German-born boss roared: "Achtung! Hey you there! What''s in there in your pockets? "Nothing sir", I lied. "I know what you're doing! Put them back!" he said. "OK sir", I said - and drank them a while later.

 

Golden memories

 

 

[runebomme 376]

KOFF beer and coffee get mixed up when ordered by tourists in pubs 

[bladan 291]

5 minutes ago, runebomme said:

KOFF beer and coffee get mixed up when ordered by tourists in pubs 

You know this surrealistic classic of cinema? Clever Uuno goes to the Exxon (Esso) bar to buy a bottle of medium KOFF beer.