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30 minutes ago, Kenny McCormick said:

69 days left until 4/20 :^)

Who cares?

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1 minute ago, Joey Russ said:

Who cares?

I care

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Interesting fact for you guys...

 

If you get banned from Facebook for any amount of time, you cannot use facebook dating. Eg: Calling someone a bitch online makes you undeserving of ever getting laid in the eyes of the Zuck overlord.

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54 minutes ago, Kenny McCormick said:

Interesting fact for you guys...

 

If you get banned from Facebook for any amount of time, you cannot use facebook dating. Eg: Calling someone a bitch online makes you undeserving of ever getting laid in the eyes of the Zuck overlord.

They say you learn something new every day.

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7 hours ago, Kenny McCormick said:

Interesting fact for you guys...

 

If you get banned from Facebook for any amount of time, you cannot use facebook dating. Eg: Calling someone a bitch online makes you undeserving of ever getting laid in the eyes of the Zuck overlord.

Fuckers banned me for a day because I called someone a scamming bitch.  Also served a 24 hour ban for using the word 'twat'.   Yet the amount of scammers that are so obvious post all the time and get away with it.  Maybe if I paid Facebook I'd be able to use those words.  

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On 11/09/2022 at 04:36, Paul Bearer said:

Fuckers banned me for a day because I called someone a scamming bitch.  Also served a 24 hour ban for using the word 'twat'.   Yet the amount of scammers that are so obvious post all the time and get away with it.  Maybe if I paid Facebook I'd be able to use those words.  


@Paul Bearer I was certain you could say twat (and ‘the c word’) on Facebook.uk., but not here in the states where I have racked up 5 or 6 banishments, most recently a month long, for calling someone the innocuous ‘twat’.  I have learned to say tw.at or cu.nt and that gets by the overlords (at present).

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7 hours ago, The Old Crem said:

I hate life. Really am sick of it.

Wassssssuuup? 

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On 02/06/2018 at 17:05, drol said:

My father in law was discharged today from hospital. Speech slurred, can walk only a few steps, but doctors think he will slowly make a full recovery.

84 today! :birthday:

 

Both he and my mother just survived COVID with only mild sypmtoms.

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I’ll take ‘bored’, please.

 

An anagram of ‘The Conservative And Unionist Party’ is ‘They ‘ave invidious errant panto cunts’.

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Saturday evening. 
I'd like to drink to the changeability of power... 

 

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8 hours ago, chel said:

Saturday evening. 
I'd like to drink to the changeability of power... 

 

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I’ll drink to that. Cheers!

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Had a couple of pints before tonight's World Cup match.

 

Now home, eating to sober up.

 

Come on, you home nations!

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My laptop has been utterly @drol'd.

 

Based solely around internet algorithms/cookies, my browser home screen just suggested I might be interested in this book:

 

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On 29/10/2022 at 13:34, chel said:

Saturday evening. 
I'd like to drink to the changeability of power... 

 

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Ahhh you may be interested in this thread:

 

 

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Has to be said, fucking hell, there are some shit posters on here now days.

Care in the community jobs, maybe.

 

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16 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Has to be said, fucking hell, there are some shit posters on here now days.

Care in the community jobs, maybe.

 

Sorry, I’ll be off again soon (I’d insert an appropriate emoji here but they don’t work on my phone) 

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5 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

Sorry, I’ll be off again soon (I’d insert an appropriate emoji here but I'm too pissed to find it) 

EFA.:D

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38 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

EFA.:D

I’m a changed woman, I think I’ve had about three nights on the piss in 2022.  Too old for it now.

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8 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

I’m a changed woman, I think I’ve had about three nights on the piss in 2022.  Too old for it now.

Yeah, you are grandma.:lol:

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On 02/01/2023 at 18:25, Lard Bazaar said:

Sorry, I’ll be off again soon (I’d insert an appropriate emoji here but they don’t work on my phone) 

I’ve brought this up to Admins but no one cares if the emojis work whilst using phones despite 90% of us using phones to post.

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2 hours ago, Sir Creep said:

I’ve brought this up to Admins but no one cares if the emojis work whilst using phones despite 90% of us using phones to post.

:P I'd take this up with your phone provider. It works on mine. :)

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On 06/10/2022 at 14:07, drol said:

84 today! :birthday:

 

Both he and my mother just survived COVID with only mild sypmtoms.

My mother turns 87 today! :birthday:

 

Was given weeks to live... three years ago. Iron immortal.

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4 minutes ago, drol said:

My mother turns 87 today! :birthday:

 

Was given weeks to live... three years ago. Iron immortal.

There’s a birthday thread for this kind of shit. 

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Thought it was for celebrities. I just quoted an old post.

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