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1 hour ago, bladan said:

I've been diagnosed with brain cancer and I don't seek treatment. I made the diagnosis. I know all about medicine because I once read a book about medicine or something like that. I fear another lobotomy may be imminent.

 

There's something wrong with your brain all right, but it ain't cancer.

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2 hours ago, bladan said:

I know all about medicine because I once read a book about medicine or something like that.

 

I believe Louis Pasteur was once quoted as saying just that.

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Who updates the first page? (I`m bored :P.)

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2 minutes ago, theoldlady said:

Who updates the first page? (I`m bored :P.)

 

Grim Reaper. I think. 

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What is the best worm to eat your brain after you die?

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31 minutes ago, bladan said:

What is the best worm to eat your brain after you die?

I'd get down to the doctors sharpish and check that at least one type hasn't started lunch somewhat early.

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1 hour ago, bladan said:

What is the best worm to eat your brain after you die?

 

I don't think worms do well in a high ethanol environment

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mies vetää kaljakärryjä perässään.

 

bladan is back from holiday

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On 15/05/2019 at 10:05, drol said:

My father has been discharged but is not too well. I fear another hospitalization may be imminent.

He is in his final hours/days. I wish it is soon, I can't see him suffering anymore.

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Me and

captain-morgan.jpg

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51 minutes ago, bladan said:

Me and

captain-morgan.jpg

 

had a few bottles of white wine yesterday some Italian shit

now a nasty hangover paracetamol is only half working

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31 minutes ago, runebomme said:

 

had a few bottles of white wine yesterday some Italian shit

now a nasty hangover paracetamol is only half working 

Avoid paracetamol it's bad for the liver. Just trust Bacchus

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2 minutes ago, bladan said:

Avoid paracetamol it's bad for the liver. Just trust Bacchus 

don't want anything to do with Bacchus today

 

paracetamol has to do

 

only had two bottles shit wine I think 

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20 minutes ago, runebomme said:

don't want anything to do with Bacchus today

 

paracetamol has to do

 

only had two bottles shit wine I think 

Bacchus the god of wine & Bach the god of music... Aahh... No need for anything else - Don't think, just drink

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35 minutes ago, bladan said:

Bacchus the god of wine & Bach the god of music... Aahh... No need for anything else - Don't think, just drink

you are a naughty boy Mr Bladan

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On Wednesday one of my relatives suffered a cerebral hemorrhage and is now in irrevesible coma. Only 70 too. Yesterday my mother, who is already suffering from colorectal cancer and Alzheimer's, suffered an ischemic stroke.

 

Bad periods are bad periods.

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4 hours ago, drol said:

On Wednesday one of my relatives suffered a cerebral hemorrhage and is now in irrevesible coma. Only 70 too. Yesterday my mother, who is already suffering from colorectal cancer and Alzheimer's, suffered an ischemic stroke.

 

Bad periods are bad periods.

Good God Drol, sorry you have to go through all this. Take care.:(

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You’re really going through the shit lately, aren’t you @drol. Take care mate, stay strong and I really hope things pick up for you soon. 

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On 22/06/2019 at 11:35, drol said:

On Wednesday one of my relatives suffered a cerebral hemorrhage and is now in irrevesible coma. Only 70 too. Yesterday my mother, who is already suffering from colorectal cancer and Alzheimer's, suffered an ischemic stroke.

 

Bad periods are bad periods.

Dead.

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Image result for finish drunk

 

Mr bladan I will push you off and drink all your bottles

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On 02/07/2019 at 12:59, runebomme said:

Image result for finish drunk

 

Mr bladan I will push you off and drink all your bottles

That position could cure my back - not.  Do you think it's a good idea to mix light or even non-alcoholic beer with vodka? My goal is to somehow get cheap strong beer, you know.

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the best way: go to your 96 percent dealer and buy 1L of it then take one large swig from the bottle quickly followed by downing a small beer bottle

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18 minutes ago, runebomme said:

the best way: go to your 96 percent dealer and buy 1L of it then take one large swig from the bottle quickly followed by downing a small beer bottle

That could work! Sounds like Batman & Robin – the dynamic duo

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1 hour ago, bladan said:

That could work! Sounds like Batman & Robin – the dynamic duo

 

I can see that cocktail catching on in all high end bars in the city. Beats a fucking espresso martini, anyway.

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