Ian Huntley

[Harvester Of Souls 40]

Hey if you can't talk shite on the DL where can you talk it? Burn the f**Ker

 

[Youth in Asia 1,086]

i would like to use my 100th post to write something witty and erudite

 

i hop this cnt dyes of cancr of teh bollccks

 

thank you

[Tuber Mirum 125]

Hey if you can't talk shite on the DL where can you talk it? Burn the f**Ker

There is shite, Harvester of Souls, and there is Shite.

[Harvester Of Souls 40]

Indeed there is but I'd expect a thread on the incarceration, of a child killer, on a Dead Pool type forum, to attract a few comments on his demise. But the Deathlist has changed alot over the last 12 months or so...

 

If I can't post an opinion, in this particular nonces personal thread, then where exactly am I supposed to do it?

[harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,684]

He'll get it right one of these days. Practice makes perfect, Ian.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

He'll get it right one of these days. Practice makes perfect, Ian.

Two choices.

You are caught and convicted of a crime which means that you will spend the rest of your life, until you die, locked away in Prison.

Everyday you are at risk of attack, your food is tampered with and you know that you will never be free of the four walls of a prison.

Do you

A: See out your days in a living hell

or

B: Take you own life

 

Well?

[Star Crossed 33]

Two choices.

You are caught and convicted of a crime which means that you will spend the rest of your life, until you die, locked away in Prison.

Everyday you are at risk of attack, your food is tampered with and you know that you will never be free of the four walls of a prison.

Do you

A: See out your days in a living hell

or

B: Take you own life

That would be a fitting premise for the next "I'm A Celebrity; Get Me Out Of Here"-type show. We could have Phil Tuffnell, Jonathan Ross, Vanessa Feltz, Jamie Oliver, Ainsley Harriot, Gordon Ramsey, (insert hated z-lister here) et al, bang 'em up under the above-said conditions and discover in which order they kill themselves, and by what method.

 

I'd like to see Jamie Oliver crudely slashing his wrists with a sharpened toothbrush handle, before slow-hanging himself with a strip of bed linen.

[hoggie 0]

Two choices.

You are caught and convicted of a crime which means that you will spend the rest of your life, until you die, locked away in Prison.

Everyday you are at risk of attack, your food is tampered with and you know that you will never be free of the four walls of a prison.

Do you

A: See out your days in a living hell

or

B: Take you own life

That would be a fitting premise for the next "I'm A Celebrity; Get Me Out Of Here"-type show. We could have Phil Tuffnell, Jonathan Ross, Vanessa Feltz, Jamie Oliver, Ainsley Harriot, Gordon Ramsey, (insert hated z-lister here) et al, bang 'em up under the above-said conditions and discover in which order they kill themselves, and by what method.

 

I'd like to see Jamie Oliver crudely slashing his wrists with a sharpened toothbrush handle, before slow-hanging himself with a strip of bed linen.

 

 

but is it a living hell ?

the poor tax payer should be given the option to pay loads of there money to keep him alive or hang the fecker

[maryportfuncity 10,645]

A certain Jon Morecroft departed Facebook after the 'Get Huntly Off....' group on the same site rounded on him and grew to 85,000 members. Anyone know for sure, was Jon really the overweight, suicidal scumbag? Be nice if he reflected on the tonnage of hatred unleashed on him and decided to do himself in at - say - one minute past midnight on Jan 1st.

[HSR3 1]

Yeah, they should have just let Ian Huntley become an hero and not treated him in hospital.

[maryportfuncity 10,645]

Another notorious killer Jeremy Bamber now knows he'll die in jail.

 

Suicide risk, then?

[DevonDeathTrip 2,358]

Ian Huntley has been attacked in prison and taken to hospital.

 

Some reports have suggested that his throat was slashed, but his injuries are not believed to be life-threatening.

[maryportfuncity 10,645]

Ian Huntley has been attacked in prison and taken to hospital.

 

Some reports have suggested that his throat was slashed, but his injuries are not believed to be life-threatening.

 

It's currently running at Huntley 3 vs Other inmates 8 in the attempts to kill him. Given their abilities in dispensing death and life threatening injury outside the prison walls it's amazing how these nutters are unable to deliver the goods once inside. I blame the lack of craft teaching in schools for their inability to fashion their own weapons.

 

More seriously, Huntley could be a good DL pick for 2011 if he makes it that far. Death by old age is looking unlikely.

[maryportfuncity 10,645]

Grossly overweight, suicidal, child-killers just pull the ladies.

[Windsor 2,233]

Grossly overweight, suicidal, child-killers just pull the ladies.

 

She'd be a good bet for 2011 then...

[maryportfuncity 10,645]

Furore already starting to grow around revealing account of the Sohan murders in forthcoming book by Huntley's brother.

 

Honestly, don't people know sensitivity and a desperate attempt to atone when they see it being rabidly promoted by all means available?

[maryportfuncity 10,645]

Huntley and Sutcliffe are - apparently - good mates, bonding over their shared love of David Attenborough's current work.

 

I'm linking the Torygraph here but The Sun were all over this story today; their horror knowing no bounds since two notorious killers are noted fans of a BBC programme!

 

Link: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/05/peter-sutcliffe-ian-huntley-bond-jail-shared-interest-planet/

[Youwanticewiththat 611]

I thought Sutcliffe would prefer Homes Under The Hammer.

 

I'll get my coat.

[Bibliogryphon 9,571]

I thought Sutcliffe would prefer Homes Under The Hammer.

 

I'll get my coat.

Or his own show Hos under the hammer.

[Paul Bearer 6,101]

 

I thought Sutcliffe would prefer Homes Under The Hammer.

 

I'll get my coat.

Or his own show Hos under the hammer.

Your wish is my command.

[charon 4,943]

Never saw that one.

 

Was thinking albums, summat by red lorry yellow lorry, but nah.

How about a theme cover album?

 

Fred West - 24 years living next door to Alice (who the fuck is Alice?)

 

Sutty - radar love

 

Tobin - the mercy seat.

 

Huntley - I can see clearly now (sohams gone).

 

Tony Blair - I don't care about you.

 

Ach , I'm getting predictable

[YoungWillz 21,029]

The Sun, never one for prurience or sensationalism, allow you to hear Huntley's "chilling confessions" from his cell: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5563077/listen-to-ian-huntleys-chilling-prison-cell-confessions/

[msc 18,437]

7 hours ago, YoungWillz said:

The Sun, never one for prurience or sensationalism, allow you to hear Huntley's "chilling confessions" from his cell: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5563077/listen-to-ian-huntleys-chilling-prison-cell-confessions/

 

The only confession I'm interested from Huntley is when he announces he has Stage IV pancreatic cancer, tbh.

[Phantom 2,533]

Sutcliffe's chat up line "do you want to come back to my lorry and get hammered?"

[maryportfuncity 10,645]

Loads of criticism of the Netflix three-parter saying the world doesn't need to see Maxine's story, that said - fairly gripping two episodes in. Can't wait to see how it all ends!