Things You'd Like To Have Asked....

[Anubis the Jackal 77]

In response to a fine suggestion by Mr. Josco in another thread, here's a chance to ask that question that you've been dying to ask the deceased, before they passed away.

 

Mine would be to Miles Davis.

'You are just making it all up as you go along aren't you?'

[M Busby Airlines 7]

To the cocktail barman on the Titanic.

 

Can I have more ice in this?

[Harvester Of Souls 40]

In response to a fine suggestion by Mr. Josco in another thread, here's a chance to ask that question that you've been dying to ask the deceased, before they passed away.

I'd like to have asked Kurt Cobain where he bought his cartridges from.

[Phantom 2,535]

I'd have asked Marc Bolan if he knew of any good 2nd-hand car dealers

[M Busby Airlines 7]

Michael Hutchence;

 

Where did you buy those tangerines??

[Tempus Fugit 214]

I'd ask Heinrich Himmler, if he wished he'd stuck to chicken farming.

[M Busby Airlines 7]

To Rod Hull;

 

Are you sure you can get Sky with that?

[M Busby Airlines 7]

To Adolf Hilter;

 

What made you give up painting & decorating?

[Tempus Fugit 214]

To John Lennon,

 

Can you Imagine that you'll soon be number one with a bullet ?

[M Busby Airlines 7]

To Fred West;

 

That garden looks nice - do it yourself??

[M Busby Airlines 7]

To Harold Shipman;

 

My mums just moved in with us - how longs the waiting list for the surgery?

[Boudicca 702]

"Would you like to Supersize that meal, Mr. Presley?"

[honez 79]

To Princess Di: "Did you fasten your seatbelt?"

[Grim Reaper 186]

To Mr Dunn - "Were you ever aware of the DeathList, Clive?"

[Canadian Paul 97]

To Cliff Burton - How's the mattress on the top bunk?

[Banshees Scream 110]

To Mr Dunn - "Were you ever aware of the DeathList, Clive?"

GR - it's not to late.

[Banshees Scream 110]

To John Lennon,

 

Can you Imagine that you'll soon be number one with a bullet ?

Don't like your sarcasm there Tempus Fugit.

 

There are many people i'd like to meet and I suppose I would have

liked to meet John Lennon is the flesh.

[Dr Hackenslash 25]

To John Lennon,

 

Can you Imagine that you'll soon be number one with a bullet ?

Don't like your sarcasm there Tempus Fugit.

 

There are many people i'd like to meet and I suppose I would have

liked to meet John Lennon is the flesh.

No, I lost respect for Lennon when he changed his middle name from Winston to Ono.

[Banshees Scream 110]

To Robert Kennedy

 

How was Marilyn?

 

To John Wilkes Booth

 

How did you escape?

 

To WC Feilds

 

Did you really have camra's installed or some sort of listning device

in the back room of your home? So when people left you could hear what

they were saying as they walked off your property?

 

To Babe Ruth

 

Were you really drunk most of the time you played? If so there may be some

secret to why you slammed 714 career home runs.

 

To Keith Moon

 

Did you really nail furniture to the ceiling of a hotel?

 

To Dean Martin

 

Was that real drinks you had on your late night shows or was that just water?

[Banshees Scream 110]

To John Lennon,

 

Can you Imagine that you'll soon be number one with a bullet ?

Don't like your sarcasm there Tempus Fugit.

 

There are many people i'd like to meet and I suppose I would have

liked to meet John Lennon is the flesh.

No, I lost respect for Lennon when he changed his middle name from Winston to Ono.

Whether you love Yoko or you hate her..

 

He honored his wife using her last name. Besides, don't know

if I would want my middle name to be Winston either.

[M Busby Airlines 7]

Banshee:

 

Frigid

 

Bus

 

Good hearing

 

Was aiming for the bar

 

Super Glue

 

Cold Tea.

[in eternum+ 22]

To John Lennon,

 

Can you Imagine that you'll soon be number one with a bullet ?

Don't like your sarcasm there Tempus Fugit.

 

There are many people i'd like to meet and I suppose I would have

liked to meet John Lennon is the flesh.

No, I lost respect for Lennon when he changed his middle name from Winston to Ono.

Whether you love Yoko or you hate her..

 

He honored his wife using her last name. Besides, don't know

if I would want my middle name to be Winston either.

Having been raised, in part, by an ex-pat Brit who was a hardcore Beatles fan - in particular JL - I grew up believing that Yoko Ono destroyed both John Lennon and the Beatles. And I believed it for many many years.

 

However, when I first moved to England I went to Colchester for a visit. Whilst there, one of the local art galleries had a show of Ono's work. Going to see it made me realise that she was (is?) in fact a fantastic artist. I've subsequently seen some of her work at the Tate Modern, and really actually love it.

 

I now believe that, although her career as an artist was propagated somewhat by her marriage to JL, it was more hindered by it: she changed from being Yoko Ono The Artist, to being Yoko Ono John Lennon's Wife.

[Vinegar Tits 606]

To Karen Carpenter: "Any diet tips?"

[Viva Voce 0]

To the man called Jesus.....so who was your Dad?

[Handrejka 1,904]

To Karen Carpenter: "Any diet tips?"

 

I was going to suggest that. Perhaps I could ask Lena Zavaroni and we can swap notes