Windsor 2,142 Posted February 6, 2012 It's not loking good for Dr Paisley tonight.Reports say his family are gathered at his bedside.I will keep you informed This just in...don't bother. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,465 Posted February 6, 2012 You know the way some people wonder what Rebecca Adlington sees when she looks in the back of a spoon....well, I wonder how far Ian Paisley's eyes bulge out when he has a massive heart attack. Must've been something new, even for intensive care specialists in Northern Ireland! Who's Rebecca Adlington? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,558 Posted February 6, 2012 You know the way some people wonder what Rebecca Adlington sees when she looks in the back of a spoon....well, I wonder how far Ian Paisley's eyes bulge out when he has a massive heart attack. Must've been something new, even for intensive care specialists in Northern Ireland! Who's Rebecca Adlington? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca_Adlington Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,465 Posted February 7, 2012 You know the way some people wonder what Rebecca Adlington sees when she looks in the back of a spoon....well, I wonder how far Ian Paisley's eyes bulge out when he has a massive heart attack. Must've been something new, even for intensive care specialists in Northern Ireland! Who's Rebecca Adlington? http://en.wikipedia....becca_Adlington Still don't get the reference about the back of a spoon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bizzeh Posted February 7, 2012 Go look at one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted February 7, 2012 You know the way some people wonder what Rebecca Adlington sees when she looks in the back of a spoon....well, I wonder how far Ian Paisley's eyes bulge out when he has a massive heart attack. Must've been something new, even for intensive care specialists in Northern Ireland! Who's Rebecca Adlington? http://en.wikipedia....becca_Adlington Still don't get the reference about the back of a spoon Frankie Boyle (I think) said she had a face like she's looking in the back of a spoon, or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,627 Posted February 7, 2012 We're being asked to pray for him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,465 Posted February 7, 2012 You know the way some people wonder what Rebecca Adlington sees when she looks in the back of a spoon....well, I wonder how far Ian Paisley's eyes bulge out when he has a massive heart attack. Must've been something new, even for intensive care specialists in Northern Ireland! Who's Rebecca Adlington? http://en.wikipedia....becca_Adlington Still don't get the reference about the back of a spoon Frankie Boyle (I think) said she had a face like she's looking in the back of a spoon, or something. ahh. Yeah I don't see it somehow. if it were Anneka Rice, then maybe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,558 Posted February 7, 2012 We're being asked to pray for him I prayed...................... for death Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,465 Posted February 7, 2012 We're being asked to pray for him It also says he's able to communicate to some degree and that he had a comfortable night. He's still in a serious way though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seven Seals 16 Posted February 7, 2012 http://newsthump.com/2012/02/07/dr-ian-paisley-refusing-to-take-part-in-the-resuscitation-process/ Come on you cantankerous old bigot, I need my first ever DDP points. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,142 Posted February 7, 2012 I'm actually quite disappointed that I've missed this death. I went with the Reverend Bigot of America rather than the Irish one. Still, we can live in hope. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 105 Posted February 8, 2012 The good Revd will not be dying nay time soon. He looks as strong as an ox. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,988 Posted February 8, 2012 He has heart FAILURE which is a bit more serious than heart trouble. So basically, in that state he's dead anywhere other than an intensive care unit and by the sound of the request for prayers he's dead in that unit before too long, barring a prayer-mircale stylee event. Cures for heart failure include a transplant which - surely - he's too ill to survive. There's been very little medical detail in the announcements, which is also a bad sign health-wise. Or are the doctor and his doctors about to prove me wrong? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,009 Posted February 8, 2012 I think it's about time we had some dead prods on the board, we (read: certain posters) are far too concerned with reporting the deaths of left-footers on this forum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
One shot Paddy 1,138 Posted February 8, 2012 He wanted to be moved from the Ulster hospital to the Royal Victoria but the Ulster said No! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 105 Posted February 8, 2012 He wanted to be moved from the Ulster hospital to the Royal Victoria but the Ulster said No! It'sabit like Thatcher for me. Partly I hope he doesn't die because I admire him, partly it's because I hate the people who will be happiest when he goes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ardmhacha Posted February 10, 2012 Paisley has enough blood on his hands to fill several deathlists, most of which were innocent victims. He was the main instigator of what became the Troubles. Hell will be that bit fuller when he's in it. Sad thing is Northern Ireland will probably give a state funeral to one of the greatest bigots ever known. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,988 Posted February 10, 2012 He wanted to be moved from the Ulster hospital to the Royal Victoria but the Ulster said No! An early contender for post of the year, not that we do the Monkeys anymore. What we do best, dead-pan humour, with authority. Respect OSP. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 105 Posted February 10, 2012 Yep.Good joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seven Seals 16 Posted February 10, 2012 Ian Paisley has asked to be given the last rites. Apparently, the hospital have fitted him with a catholytic converter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest proddy pete Posted February 10, 2012 Shut up you idiot.Ian Paisley is a great man of peace.Get down on your knees and pray for his recovery you sad people! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,558 Posted February 10, 2012 Ian Paisley has asked to be given the last rites. Apparently, the hospital have fitted him with a catholytic converter. I have nicked that :-) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,142 Posted February 10, 2012 Shut up you idiot.Ian Paisley is a great man of peace.Get down on your knees and pray for his recovery you sad people! Man of peace? After a protestant led genocide perhaps... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the anti christ Posted February 11, 2012 I pray that he lives long enough to witness a 32 county All Ireland, but if he dies first I'd settle for seeing his face when he realises there is no god, or better still that god is Catholic! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
