Banshees Scream 110 Posted March 31, 2013 Mandela is always fine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EGN 121 Posted April 1, 2013 http://www.thepresidency.gov.za/pebble.asp?relid=15146 The 'big announcement' was that he's feeling a bit better. Maybe. Kind of. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted April 1, 2013 I can reveal that the worlds journalists were put on standby to expect his death over the easter weekend. Channel 4 News Jon Snow even travelled to S Africa to anchor a special show with all the news of his death.Many people are surprised and dissappointed that he's still alive Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 909 Posted April 1, 2013 Many people are surprised and dissappointed that he's still alive I know the feeling... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Body Snatcher 44 107 Posted April 3, 2013 It appears he can't get rid of the fluid on his lungs - might be enough to finish him off. http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/04/02/17570287-nelson-mandela-still-suffering-from-fluid-buildup-in-lungs-south-africa-denies-report Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 86 Posted April 4, 2013 It appears he can't get rid of the fluid on his lungs - might be enough to finish him off. http://worldnews.nbc...a-denies-report Not necessarily. Intoday's world of modern medici.. In today's world of modern medicine a person can live for quite a while with lung fluid as there are machines which take the fluid out. Basically the medical team punches a hole into the patient, a tube is inserted and it drains into a collection box, It is a piece of electricity operated machinery so in case of power failures and lack of generators it could hasten Mr.Mandela into reaching Nirvana. However I think they'd pedal bicycles to generate electricity if it came to that as Mr.Mandela must live if he is to compete in the Olympics of 2016. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adrian0719 224 Posted April 5, 2013 He is both "fine" and "getting better" according to his Mrs., and is only in the hospital so that doctors can make sure everything remains steady. Maybe it'll have to be one more round to finish him off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted April 5, 2013 He is both "fine" and "getting better" according to his Mrs., and is only in the hospital so that doctors can make sure everything remains steady. Maybe it'll have to be one more round to finish him off. Third time's a charm . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted April 6, 2013 Perhaps Mr Mandela is getting ready to accept the inevitable...... http://news.bbc.co.u...ica/3765913.stm It might be a good idea to remember how hopeful we were of cashing in his points years ago. BBC just reporting his release from hospital. The man clearly thrives on the long game and betters us as he once bettered his captors. But...NOBODY betters the Grim Reaper. So, will Mandela clock up ten years since the post quoted above? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted April 6, 2013 He's out of hospital.So lets make it a date to gather here in a few weeks time and go through it all over again... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,588 Posted April 8, 2013 I loved the news coverage over the weekend. I think Radio 4 like to tease Deathlisters by opening a bulletin with "The South African government have confirmed tha former president Nelson Mandela has........" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted April 8, 2013 On xmas day 2012 4 world leaders were in hospital- Hugo Chavez, Maggie Thatcher, Nelson Mandela and George Bush. The first 2 are dead. The other 2 will follow soon... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ITDY 20 Posted April 8, 2013 Nelson should pop off now and steal Thatcher's moment Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted April 8, 2013 Nelson should pop off now and steal Thatcher's moment well wouldn't you know.. http://www.publicnew...andela-is-dead/ ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted April 8, 2013 Oddly enough there is an article on the link between Mandela and Thatcher which I'm fairly sure is complete bollocks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,588 Posted April 17, 2013 I see Nelson couldn't be bothered to go to Thatcher's funeral. Some people are just rude. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,621 Posted April 17, 2013 I see Nelson couldn't be bothered to go to Thatcher's funeral. Some people are just rude. After she saved his life too! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adrian0719 224 Posted April 29, 2013 Mandela frail in first TV appearance in months. Seems like these last bouts of ill health have taken a toll. http://reut.rs/154Rlla Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted April 29, 2013 Mandela frail in first TV appearance in months. Seems like these last bouts of ill health have taken a toll. http://reut.rs/154Rlla and Mandela supporters are irate that he's been used by the President for a photo op ahead of the elections. http://www.news24.co...ootage-20130429 They could have waited a bit longer after he got out of hospital-,but they're clearly worried that he won't be around to help them win in a few months! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Africa Guy Posted May 2, 2013 I'm afraid I have to inform you all of some extremely grave news.Nelson Mandela, the father of the South African nation, is now in an extemely frail and serious condition,and has only a very short time to live,probably weeks at most. I would not say t his unless I knew it to be true.His loss will surely be the biggest in our lifetimes. I trust that deathlist is on standby to record this great event with due sensitivity and respect Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,588 Posted May 2, 2013 I'm afraid I have to inform you all of some extremely grave news.Nelson Mandela, the father of the South African nation, is now in an extemely frail and serious condition,and has only a very short time to live,probably weeks at most. I would not say t his unless I knew it to be true.His loss will surely be the biggest in our lifetimes. I trust that deathlist is on standby to record this great event with due sensitivity and respect When do we display anything but sensitivity and respect? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted May 2, 2013 What's Africa Guy? Is it just Family Guy with Afrikaans subtitles and the AIDS jokes censored? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 909 Posted May 2, 2013 What's Africa Guy? Is it just Family Guy with Afrikaans subtitles and the AIDS jokes censored? Nah just an irritating troll Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted May 2, 2013 I'm afraid I have to inform you all of some extremely grave news.Nelson Mandela, the father of the South African nation, is now in an extemely frail and serious condition,and has only a very short time to live,probably weeks at most. I would not say t his unless I knew it to be true.His loss will surely be the biggest in our lifetimes. I trust that deathlist is on standby to record this great event with due sensitivity and respect He was a convicted terrorist who was also a rascist moneygrabbing fuck who just wanted to be the new whitee. I've got him in my list and I hope he goes soon. He also married well........The cunt. Nuff sensitivity for ya ? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted May 2, 2013 I'm afraid I have to inform you all of some extremely grave news.Nelson Mandela, the father of the South African nation, is now in an extemely frail and serious condition,and has only a very short time to live,probably weeks at most. I would not say t his unless I knew it to be true.His loss will surely be the biggest in our lifetimes. I trust that deathlist is on standby to record this great event with due sensitivity and respect He was a convicted terrorist who was also a rascist moneygrabbing fuck who just wanted to be the new whitee. I've got him in my list and I hope he goes soon. He also married well........The cunt. Nuff sensitivity for ya ? This just cracks me up I have no idea why. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
