Banshees Scream 110 Posted March 26, 2006 Bruno, How could you do this to me? You know I can't eat oatmeal without my picture of Prince ChaRles in front of me. What have you done with it, have you no humanity? Mr.Blair has anxiety along with schizophrenia. With also a life of stress - He just finds out a check has bounced... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beebee 1 Posted March 27, 2006 Caption Competition? "who put the bug in my tea!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M Busby Airlines 7 Posted March 27, 2006 Caption Competition? "who put the bug in my tea!" What happened to George W ,he was here a second a go? Big cheeks,but thats what I like. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mortalcoil 1 Posted March 27, 2006 The Primeminister suddenly realises that he's not up to date with his tetanus jabs, just as lockjaw takes hold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gunjaman5000 30 Posted March 27, 2006 "If our reasons for invasion prove to be unfounded I'll eat Saddam's Hat of Mass Destruction." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Six 23 Posted March 27, 2006 ...the real horror set in as Tony noticed the hairs growing in the palms of his hands... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TLC 9 Posted March 27, 2006 Mmmmmatt - Dddddddamon! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brinsworth House Baiter 12 Posted March 27, 2006 Caption Competition? 'Ooh, if I could just get my hands on that Boudicca for starting this...I'd...I'd....' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted March 27, 2006 Okay, next one... Tony Blair wondering if it's half full or half empty. (...Two more pulls and it'll be empty.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brinsworth House Baiter 12 Posted March 27, 2006 Everyone gave this drunk a wide berth as soon as he started one of his 'hic, I used to own several houses & run the country, you know...' anecdotes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Four Horsemen 26 Posted March 27, 2006 "Excuse me barman, do you serve shandies?" "Well I'm serving you, aren't I?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Six 23 Posted March 27, 2006 "Honestly, I ......am .......listening." Says the PM as he sips a glass of Dubya's-own-made. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted March 27, 2006 Tony wasn't yet able to turn his water into wine, but he drank it all the same. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted March 27, 2006 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, Prescott walks into mine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beebee 1 Posted March 27, 2006 "what's that in my ear? it is a communication device given to me by the aliens. plays mp3's, too." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted March 27, 2006 The suspect of the mugging was later spotted by a security camera in a West-End club. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Six 23 Posted March 28, 2006 (We should get some good mileage from this one.) TB: How long....should...we.....shake hands....for? GB: Jusht keep on holding, my friend, keep the gournalisms happy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted March 28, 2006 On his first visit to the US, Tony Blair is asked why he didn't bring along his long time partner, Camilla Parker-Bowls. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted March 28, 2006 Wait - What do you mean my package didn't come today!!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted March 28, 2006 George Bush was prepared to let Tony into the White House, once he'd been housebroken. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted March 28, 2006 Bush - "In his deep thoughts" Is he grabbing my hand? Bush - I have to keep a straight face here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brinsworth House Baiter 12 Posted March 28, 2006 George said his farewells from Chez Blair, whilst Tony reflected whether or not Cherie had gone overboard in her choice of new curtains. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted March 28, 2006 Condi estimates Dubya's brain size. (She decides to be generous) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brinsworth House Baiter 12 Posted March 28, 2006 Condi estimates Dubya's brain size. Come on, be honest, how tempted were you to substitiute brain for dick? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted March 28, 2006 Apparentely, Condi's date with Justin Timberlake did not go so well... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
