Brinsworth House Baiter 12 Posted March 28, 2006 Apparentely, Condi's date with Justin Timberlake did not go so well... Come on, be honest, how tempted were you to substitiute brain for dick? Then along came Canadian Paul! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted March 28, 2006 Can we do them on a day to day basis rather than ' post a picture and do a caption under it'? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MizzJacktheCat 0 Posted March 28, 2006 You really need to ask why I never married? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted March 28, 2006 Condi describes her pet duck, Randolph, to a breathless audience. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
in eternum+ 22 Posted March 28, 2006 I'm squishing your head! (Soz - bit of Canadian humour there. Bit of an obscure reference for this site I know, but it was just so perfect I had to add it in. ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted March 28, 2006 (Soz - bit of Canadian humour there. Bit of an obscure reference for this site I know, but it was just so perfect I had to add it in. ) "Kids in the Hall"? I used to watch that show on C4. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brinsworth House Baiter 12 Posted March 28, 2006 Squishing people's heads! The only way to pass the time whilst gazing out of an office window. My wife to this day has no idea what I'm talking about when I try to explain what I'm doing. It's one of my many foibles that attracted her initially.... I'd forgotten the name of the show though, so cheers, maybe I can find a copy on video & reveal all to her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Star Crossed 33 Posted March 28, 2006 (edited) Condi glowered across the senate and applied the finger-crush to Hillary's skull. Edit: beaten to it! gutted. Edited March 28, 2006 by Star Crossed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
in eternum+ 22 Posted March 28, 2006 (Soz - bit of Canadian humour there. Bit of an obscure reference for this site I know, but it was just so perfect I had to add it in. ) "Kids in the Hall"? I used to watch that show on C4. Why yes! Didn't realise such quality television programming had made it across the pond. Not surprised at all to hear it was on C4!! Positively formative for me, was Kids in the Hall. You are obviously a lover of fine things, and man of good taste. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted March 29, 2006 "She's becoming hysterical" ... And every single guys was no bigger then this.. In her mind she wonders - Is it me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted March 29, 2006 After years of speculation in the press Conservative officials finally admit the truth about party leadership in the eighties. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted March 29, 2006 I really probably shouldn't, but what the hell. 'Carol Thatcher offers to give head to any takers'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Six 23 Posted March 29, 2006 Zaphod Beeblebrox's older sister. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beebee 1 Posted March 30, 2006 "i'll get you, my pretty. and your little dog, too." (since i have no clue who the blond twins are) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Star Crossed 33 Posted March 30, 2006 Trisha momentarily popped her head out of the fox's arse, only to be punched by a wealthy midget. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted March 30, 2006 (since i have no clue who the blond twins are) The blond twins are Carol Thatcher holding what appears to be a puppet head of her mother, Margaret Thatcher. Margaret Thatcher is Britain's best loved Prime Minister - her reign lasted 1979-1990. She won three general elections, and never lost any as party leader. (Change the name and dates and that could be Tony Blair ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted March 30, 2006 (since i have no clue who the blond twins are) The blond twins are Carol Thatcher holding what appears to be a puppet head of her mother, Margaret Thatcher. Margaret Thatcher is Britain's best loved Prime Minister - her reign lasted 1979-1990. She won three general elections, and never lost any as party leader. (Change the name and dates and that could be Tony Blair ) Beebee, since she was far and away the biggest we ever had, I think that might also answer your other question: what's a twunt? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted March 30, 2006 (since i have no clue who the blond twins are) The blond twins are Carol Thatcher holding what appears to be a puppet head of her mother, Margaret Thatcher. Margaret Thatcher is Britain's best loved Prime Minister - her reign lasted 1979-1990. She won three general elections, and never lost any as party leader. (Change the name and dates and that could be Tony Blair ) Beebee, since she was far and away the biggest we ever had, I think that might also answer your other question: what's a twunt? The word 'twunt' was first made up and used by Chris Morris on his Channel 4 series Jam (2000). The word stuck in the minds of people and is now often used in 'b3ta'. It is a combination of two rude words (namely twat and C**t) to create one word which may 'be spoken in primmest and properest company'. If you will, it is no more than a clean mixture of both the aforementioned rude words. And that is my understanding of the word 'twunt'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted March 30, 2006 I'm squishing your head! (Soz - bit of Canadian humour there. Bit of an obscure reference for this site I know, but it was just so perfect I had to add it in. ) I thought the catchphrase from Kids in the Hall was "I'm crushing your head" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beebee 1 Posted March 30, 2006 you mean she's lopped off margaret thatcher's head and nobody cares? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
in eternum+ 22 Posted March 30, 2006 I thought the catchphrase from Kids in the Hall was "I'm crushing your head" Yes, after posting the caption I realised that I'd conflated Mr Head-Crusher with his arch nemesis, the Face Squisher, but couldn't be arsed to change what I'd put [read: I thought it had been quoted in subsequent posts, so figured if I went in and changed it, evidence would continue to linger]. [Defensive Former Groupie mode]Not only did I go and see KITH live when they were at the height of fame, I saw every episode as they were aired, including the Pilot episode. I had the Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet album and would have gone to see them live except for the fact that the gig was in a bar and I was still a minor at the time. Bruce McCulloch went to my high school (though, er, several years before I did) and while I was a student there, I found the Yearbook in which his Grade 12 (year of graduation) photo and blurb appeared in the library archives. Myself and an equally obsessed friend then had T-shirts made, with the photo on the front and the blurb on the back. (We wore the shirts when we went to see them live.) Furthermore, myself and said friend wrote a number of letter to the Kids, in which (if I remember correctly) we suggested that we should appear on the programme. We also requested a replica Hecubus puppet. Not only were we never sent one, but the bastards never even responded (though their crappy fan club did).[/Defensive Former Groupie mode] I recently heard on the CBC that the Kids in the Hall are getting back together. In honour of this, the show hosts played These are the Daves I Know and it made me feel very nostalgic! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M Busby Airlines 7 Posted March 31, 2006 I thought the catchphrase from Kids in the Hall was "I'm crushing your head" Yes, after posting the caption I realised that I'd conflated Mr Head-Crusher with his arch nemesis, the Face Squisher, but couldn't be arsed to change what I'd put [read: I thought it had been quoted in subsequent posts, so figured if I went in and changed it, evidence would continue to linger]. [Defensive Former Groupie mode]Not only did I go and see KITH live when they were at the height of fame, I saw every episode as they were aired, including the Pilot episode. I had the Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet album and would have gone to see them live except for the fact that the gig was in a bar and I was still a minor at the time. Bruce McCulloch went to my high school (though, er, several years before I did) and while I was a student there, I found the Yearbook in which his Grade 12 (year of graduation) photo and blurb appeared in the library archives. Myself and an equally obsessed friend then had T-shirts made, with the photo on the front and the blurb on the back. (We wore the shirts when we went to see them live.) Furthermore, myself and said friend wrote a number of letter to the Kids, in which (if I remember correctly) we suggested that we should appear on the programme. We also requested a replica Hecubus puppet. Not only were we never sent one, but the bastards never even responded (though their crappy fan club did).[/Defensive Former Groupie mode] I recently heard on the CBC that the Kids in the Hall are getting back together. In honour of this, the show hosts played These are the Daves I Know and it made me feel very nostalgic! And you call my posts S**t???? Kettle,Black;Pot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Six 23 Posted March 31, 2006 Marrying Camilla certainly has changed Charles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted March 31, 2006 Clarence House attempts to make Camilla look good by putting her beside a butt ugly model. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted March 31, 2006 Clarence House attempts to make Camilla look good by putting her beside a butt ugly model. You know what they say: Beauty is only skin deep. Ugly goes right to the bone. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
