Handrejka 1,839 Posted April 10, 2006 We know what you're thinking but it won't fit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MyBrainHurts2 4 Posted April 11, 2006 "Look, I'm sorry about the explosive mess I left in my diaper yesterday. Personally, I think that the strained peas are to blame, but... is this really necessary?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 212 Posted April 11, 2006 "Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer!" Bob Mugabe's speech writers had come up with another winner, they weren't so sure about the cap and multi-coloured shirt though, Maybe something in brown. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted April 11, 2006 "Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer!" Bob Mugabe's speech writers had come up with another winner, they weren't so sure about the cap and multi-coloured shirt though, Maybe something in brown. Bob Mugabe became enraged when one of the reporters pointed out to him that the cocoa brown lip gloss he had experimented with earlier had decided to stay on his upper lip. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,839 Posted April 11, 2006 "It's fun to stay at the YMCA" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,142 Posted April 11, 2006 Human Rights activists question commemorations to mark the death of Edward II. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 107 Posted April 12, 2006 Please... nobody was hotter then Dennis. Dream on! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted April 12, 2006 "It's fun to stay at the YMCA" Excellent handrejka! Funniest I've seen yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted April 12, 2006 Human Rights activists question commemorations to mark the death of Edward II. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,142 Posted April 14, 2006 'A Tower of London Spokesperson commented, ''Before the visit we were advised to reinforce the glass and are rather glad we did''. The Prince of Wales left the tower in a stretcher knocked out, with a broken nose after attempting to make a grab for the crown'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
halleluyahjohntudor 5 Posted April 14, 2006 My, my.... that's a large one. That's enough lap-dancing for now - I can feel a pole dance coming on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brinsworth House Baiter 12 Posted April 15, 2006 Ah, one day that will be mine... one wonders why that little bastard behind me is smiling... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brinsworth House Baiter 12 Posted April 15, 2006 What the F**k is Jasper Carrot doing at my christening? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beebee 1 Posted April 15, 2006 ( biggest friggin' candle i've ever seen. reminds me of an old boyfriend. better leave this one alone or i'll have to go to "no, no - bad dog school) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Six 22 Posted April 15, 2006 Honey I Shrunk The Queen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,142 Posted April 15, 2006 Prince Charles is told, ''thats as close as you'll get to it''. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 107 Posted April 16, 2006 And once mother passes and is put into a small wooden box 6ft into the ground. That crown will grace my head with beauty. But untill then..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beebee 1 Posted April 16, 2006 " hi there, maggie" Please... nobody was hotter then Dennis. Dream on! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Life Begins at 5 o'clock 7 Posted April 16, 2006 Videos of President Bush annointing Arnold Schwarzeneggar his successor can be purchased for $19.99. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Six 22 Posted April 17, 2006 Hilary just can't master the 'show-all-of-your-teeth' smile, but she consoles herself with the fact that she is absolutely beautiful whenever she's seen with Cherie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 93 Posted May 24, 2006 The inner post whore in me had forgotten all about this thread until just now. I'm no good at finding good pictures, but I miss the humour brought on by this game. Furthermore (since I will no doubt be ridiculed and have my intellegence insulted in the "fights" thread if I begin another sentence with "and"), if MPFC can resurrect dozens of thread for his personal enjoyment, surely I can re-animate one? I shall try and get it started with one I found in the Brooke Astor thread: Furthermore, starting a sentence with "furthermore" sounds somehow simultaneously stupider and more pretentious/pompous than just beginning a sentence on an online forum with the word "and," grammar be damned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
in eternum+ 20 Posted May 24, 2006 The inner post whore in me had forgotten all about this thread until just now. I'm no good at finding good pictures, but I miss the humour brought on by this game. Furthermore (since I will no doubt be ridiculed and have my intellegence insulted in the "fights" thread if I begin another sentence with "and"), if MPFC can resurrect dozens of thread for his personal enjoyment, surely I can re-animate one? Furthermore, starting a sentence with "furthermore" sounds somehow simultaneously stupider and more pretentious/pompous than just beginning a sentence on an online forum with the word "and," grammar be damned. If pedantry is what you're going for, allow me to join in: I don't think it is good writing to begin two almost-consecutive sentences with the same joiner (can't be f*cked to find the correct grammatical terms for joining words). I believe you should have started your final sentence with "finally". Thus: Sentences one and two. Furthermore, sentence three. Pretty picture. Finally, sentence four. That makes for a better-written read. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
