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1 minute ago, Kinnock said:

 

There's nothing wrong with old. 

 

There's a fuck load wrong with bumping a dead in the water ancient fucking thread just to tell us you bought some bloody plants. There's a fucking status update thread more suited to that crap. 

 

No need to chuck your pacemaker out of your zimmerframe, Old chap. 

You are just in one of your 'ban me PB, you utter cunt' moods.:lol:

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Just now, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

You are just in one of your 'ban me PB, you utter cunt' moods.:lol:

 

No I'm not. This thread is absolutely fucking ancient and there was no point whatsoever in bumping it. 

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21 minutes ago, Kinnock said:

There's a fuck load wrong with bumping a dead in the water ancient fucking thread just to tell us you bought some bloody plants.

 

And the beeswax, don't forget that.  a025.gif

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3 minutes ago, Toast said:

 

And the beeswax, don't forget that.  a025.gif

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31 minutes ago, Kinnock said:

 

No I'm not. This thread is absolutely fucking ancient and there was no point whatsoever in bumping it. 

in YOUR opinion which, to be fair and to quote your own meme...

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1-5kg-3kg-500g-Wildflower-100-PURE-RAW-ORGANIC-HONEY-Unheated-Unprocessed/113649139758?var=413776870078&_trkparms=ispr%3D1&hash=item1a7604402e:m:mjhWuknYjYrMy9vyl3GawMw

 

Bought this today. My wife uses it for cooking and as a good healthy replacement for sugar over Christmas. Also it's good mixed with lemon and hot water.We Drink it for the coming winter should anyone feel under the weather. No paracetamol, lemsip type drinks, Ibu-profen or aspirin. Alot of nasty things in those and two of those are proven to be bad for your kidneys. 

 

 

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27 minutes ago, Spade_Cooley said:

Plants are for nonces

 

What an extraordinary statement.

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On 19/04/2021 at 16:17, MoneySavingExpt said:

Can anyone source this for me

 

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0125263/

 

can't find on eBay!

 

Well you can watch it here ( if you just want to watch it). You can record your screen while you watch it then burn it onto a DVD. 

 

https://tubepornclassic.com/videos/147886/is-there-sex-after-death/

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16 minutes ago, the_engineer said:

 

Well you can watch it here ( if you just want to watch it). You can record your screen while you watch it then burn it onto a DVD. 

 

https://tubepornclassic.com/videos/147886/is-there-sex-after-death/

He will get plenty of time to watch that once he gets his umpteenth ban from here.:)

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Going by this IMDB review, it's unlikely to attract many DL members.  ;)

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I feel sorry for females that rented this film. All the naked ladies here were gorgeous, all the naked men were middle-aged and/or fat. That's not fair really.

 


 

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12 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

He will get plenty of time to watch that once he gets his umpteenth ban from here.:)

 

Have I been trolled? lol

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15 minutes ago, the_engineer said:

 

Have I been trolled? lol

Maybe.

Alternatively, Zorders wants to splodge in his underpants while watching naked, fat, middle aged men walking around with half erect willies.

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4 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Maybe.

Alternatively, Zorders wants to splodge in his underpants while watching naked, fat, middle aged men walking around with half erect willies.

 

I resemble that remark!

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4 hours ago, Sir Creep said:

 

I resemble that remark!

...if only I could manage ' half erect...'

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Might not be the best way to save money...

 

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Just had an email from Amazon letting me know that my Alesis 88-key piano keyboard with stand and sustain pedal I ordered on Sunday at 3am has been dispatched.

 

Isn’t drunk TQR just the kindest?

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24 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said:

Just had an email from Amazon letting me know that my Alesis 88-key piano keyboard with stand and sustain pedal I ordered on Sunday at 3am has been dispatched.

 

Your piano recital at New York City's Carnegie Hall is next month, right? ;)

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37 minutes ago, MariNisia said:

 

Your piano recital at New York City's Carnegie Hall is next month, right? ;)


Honestly haven’t touched a piano key since I was about 13. But nevertheless I’m confident.

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2 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said:

Just had an email from Amazon letting me know that my Alesis 88-key piano keyboard with stand and sustain pedal I ordered on Sunday at 3am has been dispatched.

 

Isn’t drunk TQR just the kindest?

 

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1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

 

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Get the fuck away from my window

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A VCR / CD player from a house clearance.

 

Give me fucking strength.

 

We've Eminem living a half mile away. How is it going to work making friends with him now?

 

'Hey Marshall. Come here to party like it's 1989. Bring all your tapes' 

 

Diana's Funeral? Perfect!

 

 

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41 minutes ago, Boudicca said:

A VCR / CD player from a house clearance.

 

Give me fucking strength.

 

We've Eminem living a half mile away. How is it going to work making friends with him now?

 

'Hey Marshall. Come here to party like it's 1989. Bring all your tapes' :facepalm:

 

You've got to embrace it!

 

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Got these bad boys from my aunt when she retired. When I volunteered in a charity shop I'd come home with piles of cheesy CDs and cassette tapes (I got 30 for £2 one time). The volume dial on the Hi-Fi has a mind of its own and decides how loud it wants to be, but it was FREE ffs! Considering it's the same age as me it still sounds great.

 

Wouldn't worry about Em either. Everyone who comes over (not often) goes on about how cool and retro it is, at least until they see the stack of Now CDs.

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Spotted in Tesco…the fuck?

 

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