rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted February 17, 2017 Some dude asked "did you mother smoke crack?" My response- "Just because yours did doesn't mean everyone's did" Woah, for a second there I thought Groucho Marx must have been reincarnated. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,067 Posted February 24, 2017 My new book on Indian condiments out now. Paperback Raita. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 894 Posted February 24, 2017 On 2/16/2017 at 21:03, joeyruss said: Some dude asked "did you mother smoke crack?" My response- "Just because yours did doesn't mean everyone's did" How about "No, but she had one"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 894 Posted February 24, 2017 On 2/17/2017 at 03:43, rockhopperpenguin said: Woah, for a second there I thought Groucho Marx must have been reincarnated. I just shot an elephant in my pajamas. What he was doing in my pajamas I'll never know. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted February 24, 2017 5678 men walk into a bar and the bartender says "are there any Jews here" and three men raised their hands. The bartender and the 5674 other men skin the jews alive and drink his blood. When the jews ask for mercy the bartender says "shut the fuck out you filthy jews". They all died in agonising pain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted February 24, 2017 33 minutes ago, Morbidkid said: 5678 men walk into a bar and the bartender says "are there any Jews here" and three men raised their hands. The bartender and the 5674 other men skin the jews alive and drink his blood. When the jews ask for mercy the bartender says "shut the fuck out you filthy jews". They all died in agonising pain. You really are a dick on so many fronts. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,658 Posted February 24, 2017 52 minutes ago, Morbidkid said: 5678 men walk into a bar and the bartender says "are there any Jews here" and three men raised their hands. The bartender and the 5674 other men skin the jews alive and drink his blood. When the jews ask for mercy the bartender says "shut the fuck out you filthy jews". They all died in agonising pain. MK you're totally out of order 5674 other men skin the jews alive and drink their blood. FFS! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted February 24, 2017 1 hour ago, rockhopperpenguin said: You really are a dick on so many fronts. I think you missed the point of the joke. The joke was that instead of a typical "a man walks into a bar joke" you get a over the top murder. I get it if you didn't find it funny but calling my a dick is way too far. I mean does this joke actually represent me in any way? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,480 Posted February 24, 2017 If the joke represents you, you need a new agent. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted February 24, 2017 17 minutes ago, Morbidkid said: I think you missed the point of the joke. The joke was that instead of a typical "a man walks into a bar joke" you get a over the top murder. I get it if you didn't find it funny but calling my a dick is way too far. I mean does this joke actually represent me in any way? Yes. http://postimg.org/image/3k3se4j4l/# 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 8,004 Posted February 24, 2017 He's been given a week's warning/suspension in accordance with the fact that he should know by now that such "jokes" aren't acceptable here. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,155 Posted February 24, 2017 1 hour ago, maryportfuncity said: 2 hours ago, Morbidkid said: 5678 men walk into a bar and the bartender says "are there any Jews here" and three men raised their hands. The bartender and the 5674 other men skin the jews alive and drink his blood. When the jews ask for mercy the bartender says "shut the fuck out you filthy jews". They all died in agonising pain. MK you're totally out of order 5674 other men skin the jews alive and drink their blood. FFS! No, no, no. 5675 other men skin the Jews alive and drink their blood. Maths was never my strong point, but 5678 minus 3 is 5675. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted February 24, 2017 Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,624 Posted February 25, 2017 11 hours ago, Death Impends said: He's been given a week's warning/suspension in accordance with the fact that he should know by now that such "jokes" aren't acceptable here. and lost his deal with Disney. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,658 Posted February 25, 2017 21 hours ago, Death Impends said: He's been given a week's warning/suspension in accordance with the fact that he should know by now that such "jokes" aren't acceptable here. And thereby barred on the day he spanks me in round one of The Deathlist Cup Thanks for that small mercy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,480 Posted February 25, 2017 Oh, is he banned? Until when? He's not got his Deathlist Cup team in for Round 2. If it's not in by Midnight on the 28th, it's a DQ and either his first round opponent goes into Round 2, or his Round 2 opponent gets a bye. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted February 25, 2017 9 hours ago, time said: and lost hiwitawiDisneDDiDisDisnDisneDDiDisisn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted February 25, 2017 ^^^ Grrrr tried and failed to quote as predicted. Now that should've been in here as I'd did make me laugh when in the News last week, given Walt's past lol. Fantasia released 1940 , Fanta {Fantasie} formulated for the Nazis by the Yanks in 1940... Coincidence? I think not.... https://youtu.be/l14WDZCnz-wB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 8,004 Posted February 25, 2017 1 hour ago, msc said: Oh, is he banned? Until when? He's not got his Deathlist Cup team in for Round 2. If it's not in by Midnight on the 28th, it's a DQ and either his first round opponent goes into Round 2, or his Round 2 opponent gets a bye. Gave him a week, so he won't be back till March 3. So yes, that'd be maryport advancing or Spade getting a second month in the spectator's seat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted February 25, 2017 21 hours ago, BufordTJustice said: Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan That only really works if you are from across the Pond. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted February 25, 2017 35 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: That only really works if you are from across the Pond. But still isn't very funny. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted February 26, 2017 MK banned? I saw The Dead Cow rampaging in one of the threads, full on Holocaust Denial mode. Could do with a weeks lie down imo......... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 8,004 Posted February 26, 2017 That'll be all for naught as it's not like I can suspend myself this time next month Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chopped Liver 53 Posted February 26, 2017 I never give money to homeless people for 2 reasons. 1. They need money for drugs. 2. I need money for drugs. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 894 Posted February 26, 2017 On 2/24/2017 at 17:33, Death Impends said: He's been given a week's warning/suspension in accordance with the fact that he should know by now that such "jokes" aren't acceptable here. I want to make sure I understand the rule that got the Kid suspended. Was it because the joke was offensive or just not funny? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
