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The other day in psychology class, we were all laughing at how stupid Pavlov's dogs were. 

Then the bell rang and we all went to lunch.

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What did Tarzan say when he heard that a herd of elephants is coming over the mountains???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Listen, a herd of elephants is coming over the mountains"

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A vegan said to me: “People who sell meat are gross.” I replied: “But people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer.”‬

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Donald Trump made a state visit to Uganda and got a monkey as a part of the gift exchange.

Back in the White House, he had no idea what to do with the monkey.

He decided to eat humble pie and called Hillary. She told Trump to take the monkey to the zoo.

Next week Trump again called Hillary. "Thank you for a great tip. We had a lot of fun in the zoo! Today we're going to the Museum of Modern Art!""

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9 hours ago, bladan said:

What did Tarzan say when he heard that a herd of elephants is coming over the mountains???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Listen, a herd of elephants is coming over the mountains"

Very deep Blady old boy!

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12-year-old son of 2 Unlimited star Ray Slijngaard complains the other kids at school keeping singing ‘No Limits’ at him but Ray tells him to techno notice

 

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On 23/07/2005 at 23:45, maryportfuncity said:

A couple of Halibut women from Leeds are looking through an old photograph album.

'Oh look,' says one, 'there's my son on his first day at school, and here he is in the school play, and here with his football team...'

'Ah the children,' says her friend, 'They blow up so fast these days.'


C'mon guys, share a few rib ticklers with us.

 

 

WTF happened to the opening joke on this thread?

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The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees and she explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest.

Little Johnny at the back of the class put his hand up and asks the teacher, "Are you sure about the stork, miss? I think you’re getting your birds mixed up cos my big sister just got a little baby.... and she said it was from a "shag" in Scarborough.

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What did Trump say to Kim Jong-un?

 

 

 

 

 

– My nuke button is bigger than yours.

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On 30/12/2017 at 22:02, maryportfuncity said:

 

WTF happened to the opening joke on this thread?

The filter changes the word 'mµslim' to 'halibut'.

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2 hours ago, Cat O'Falk said:

The filter changes the word 'mµslim' to 'halibut'.

Thats nothing.

The Police found that, on the 'Britain First' website, the filter was set up to change the word Muslim to Terrorist.:rolleyes:

 

 

 

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Last night my friend David lost his ID.

 

Now I call him Dav.

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I was walking down the street and somebody threw cheese at me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Very mature

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Call me Jummie Burns

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Just seen a French footballer playing on a nintendo...

It was Thierry on Wii

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2 hours ago, Wee Jum said:

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Should it not be cats?

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The nurse at the sperm bank asked me if I wanted to masturbate in the cup.

I told her that I know I am good at it, but I don't think I am ready to compete just yet.

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I just thought of a really good owl joke. 

But I can't use it until 2/8/20

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