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Captain Oates, is that Johnny Depp in/on your avatar? That'll cause a stir in some places.

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Captain Oates, is that Johnny Depp in/on your avatar?  That'll cause a stir in some places.

From the 1997 film, Donnie Brasco

 

Edit: The above refers to this (now removed) donnieb2asmall.gif

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Captain Oates, is that Johnny Depp in/on your avatar?  That'll cause a stir in some places.

From the 1997 film, Donnie Brasco

Yes, not the best picture of the gorgeous Mr. Depp, the moustache put me off my porridge this morning :(

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Captain Oates, is that Johnny Depp in/on your avatar?  That'll cause a stir in some places.

From the 1997 film, Donnie Brasco

Yes, not the best picture of the gorgeous Mr. Depp, the moustache put me off my porridge this morning :old:

Ah, it's a moustache!

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Myra Hindley and a little boy are walking through the moors at night.

Little boy says to Myra "I'm scared! I hate the dark!"

Myra replies "How do you think I feel? I've got to walk back from here alone."

 

(apologise in advance if any one takes offence)

That's a full Ayatollah joke - what can i say

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Rubbish joke alert

 

A lady gives birth to identical twins, as she is young and poor she decides to give them up for adoption. One gets adopted by a Spanish couple and and is called Juan. The other is adopted by an Arabian couple and called Hamal. Years pass without hearing anything until one day she gets a letter and photo of himselffrom Juan. She's thrilled but also sad that Hamal has not contacted her. She tells her friend of the photo and the feelings it has stirred up "Never mind. If you've Juan, you've seen Hamal"

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Captain Oates, is that Johnny Depp in/on your avatar?  That'll cause a stir in some places.

From the 1997 film, Donnie Brasco

Yes, not the best picture of the gorgeous Mr. Depp, the moustache put me off my porridge this morning :old:

Ah, it's a moustache!

Abandon Avatar!

 

.........Blow (2001) -----> blow10small.jpg

Edited by Captain Oates

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Captain Oates, is that Johnny Depp in/on your avatar?  That'll cause a stir in some places.

From the 1997 film, Donnie Brasco

Yes, not the best picture of the gorgeous Mr. Depp, the moustache put me off my porridge this morning :old:

Ah, it's a moustache!

Abandon Avatar!

 

.........Blow (2001)

That's much much better. Completely gorgeous in fact. ;)

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Captain Oates, is that Johnny Depp in/on your avatar?  That'll cause a stir in some places.

From the 1997 film, Donnie Brasco

Yes, not the best picture of the gorgeous Mr. Depp, the moustache put me off my porridge this morning :old:

Ah, it's a moustache!

Abandon Avatar!

 

.........Blow (2001)

That's much much better. Completely gorgeous in fact. ;)

You're joking, he/she looks like a girl.

 

As my old RSM would have said: "Get yer 'aircut, you 'orrible little man!"

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Being a man you couldn't possibly understand....

 

Bou & Lady G will agree with me I'm sure

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Being a man you couldn't possibly understand....

 

Bou & Lady G will agree with me I'm sure

Well said Lady Die, I agree with you completely, a much better picture of Mr. Depp :wub:

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Being a man you couldn't possibly understand....

 

Bou & Lady G will agree with me I'm sure

Well said Lady Die, I agree with you completely, a much better picture of Mr. Depp :wub:

Just the right sort of thing to look at whilst eating your porridge!

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Being a man you couldn't possibly understand....

 

Bou & Lady G will agree with me I'm sure

Well said Lady Die, I agree with you completely, a much better picture of Mr. Depp :wub:

Just the right sort of thing to look at whilst eating your porridge!

Its a long hair thing :D

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Being a man you couldn't possibly understand....

 

Bou & Lady G will agree with me I'm sure

Well said Lady Die, I agree with you completely, a much better picture of Mr. Depp :)

Just the right sort of thing to look at whilst eating your porridge!

Its a long hair thing :blink:

Know what you mean:

 

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Phwoar!!

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Being a man you couldn't possibly understand....

 

Bou & Lady G will agree with me I'm sure

Well said Lady Die, I agree with you completely, a much better picture of Mr. Depp :(

Just the right sort of thing to look at whilst eating your porridge!

Its a long hair thing ;)

I agree, it is a long hair thing, I had this picture of David Lee Roth (not the prettiest man in rock!) on my bedroom wall as a teenager, it was the long hair and hairy chest..................... nothing to do with him being chained to a fence in black leather trousers :ph34r:

 

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Captain Oates, is that Johnny Depp in/on your avatar?  That'll cause a stir in some places.

From the 1997 film, Donnie Brasco

Yes, not the best picture of the gorgeous Mr. Depp, the moustache put me off my porridge this morning ;)

Ah, it's a moustache!

Abandon Avatar!

 

.........Blow (2001)

That's much much better. Completely gorgeous in fact. :ph34r:

Capt. Oates, Ladys Die and Grendel, Boudicca and Josco,

take a seat before opening this.

 

PS. It isn't my usual news source.... :(

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Captain Oates, is that Johnny Depp in/on your avatar?  That'll cause a stir in some places.

From the 1997 film, Donnie Brasco

Yes, not the best picture of the gorgeous Mr. Depp, the moustache put me off my porridge this morning ;)

Ah, it's a moustache!

Abandon Avatar!

 

.........Blow (2001)

That's much much better. Completely gorgeous in fact. :blink:

Capt. Oates, Ladys Die and Grendel, Boudicca and Josco,

take a seat before opening this.

 

PS. It isn't my usual news source.... :(

Teenagers are fickle! I've been raving about Johnny Depp for years, when everyone else was hung up on Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, e.t.c., yours truly was a JD fan (although Val Kilmer in Top Gun comes a close second!), I have to say though, Billie Joe Armstrong (Green Day) is very attractive too.

 

Thanks Windsor and yes I was sitting down :ph34r:

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Capt. Oates, Ladys Die and Grendel, Boudicca and Josco,

take a seat before opening this.

Strictly speaking, I'm not a "Lady".

 

I'm quite sure that goes double for Josco.

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Strictly speaking, I'm not a lady.

Your a woman.

"I may not be a lady,

But I'm all woman"

 

Thus sayeth Lisa Stansfield

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Strictly speaking, I'm not a lady.

Your a woman.

"I may not be a lady,

But I'm all woman"

 

Thus sayeth Lisa Stansfield

Anubis you see Boudicca isn't just a woman - She's 100% woman.

 

She told me so.

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Anubis you see Boudicca isn't just a woman - She's 100% woman.

 

She told me so.

Must be true, then. ;)

 

regards,

Hein

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Anubis you see Boudicca isn't just a woman - She's 100% woman.

 

She told me so.

Must be true, then. ;)

 

regards,

Hein

It definitly is, Although one time Boudicca told me

birds swim underwater and fish fly high in the sky

so on that one i had to disagree. :skull:

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Banshees sig

I'm the only physic in this DeathList village!

 

The only what Banshees? :lol:

I'm regretting starting the new Banshees thread now!

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