Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted January 27, 2023 A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughters school concert. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Cornholio 818 Posted February 22, 2023 What animal has 5 legs? A pitbull returning from a playground 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted February 26, 2023 The next James Bond film will see 007 transition from a man to a woman. Cocktopussy 1 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Cornholio 818 Posted April 11, 2023 My arse hair is so long, it was in the Guinness book of world records ...not for long though as the library kicked me out 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RealityControl 2 Posted May 14, 2023 What's Lewis Hamilton short for? So he can fit in an F1 car 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,983 Posted August 10, 2023 One-liner at work today Someone commented the hurricane-wind-driven wildfires and number of burns victims in Hawaii was particularly bad. Someone else said, "Yeah, I heard Marks and Sparks were doing well out there at the moment!" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted October 1, 2023 I see the environmental activist, Swampy died of a heart attack. He refused to have a bypass. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Cornholio 818 Posted October 4, 2023 What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Very hungry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,983 Posted November 8, 2023 A vegetarian and a vegan hurl themselves off a suspension bridge - who wins? - the rest of us! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
