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12. Queen Elizabeth II

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On 23/02/2022 at 21:44, Doulton said:

There are some other signs of decline:  Her Maj has stopped wearing bras (I think her mother wore them to the full 101).  She also has some dresses that are close to mumus with a loose fit.   In addition to Philip, she's had a couple of close confidantes die recently.  She has not ridden in ages.  In one photo her green coat was very unkempt:  there was nobody to smooth it down so that it looked like a bit like a drawing by a 2 year old.   No matter how much she loves her Prince Paedrew, she cannot but feel some measure of regret that he got caught.   And the commemorative plates have the misprint "Jubbly" on them.  

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This is the “Only Fools and Horses” limited edition. Purfick.

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41 minutes ago, The Old Crem said:

I am nit sure if it’s health grounds or not. If she was Ill would they simply have gone ahead with Charles or William taking her place.

 

The event has been cancelled by the Foreign Office.  That should tell you all you need to know.  It's not difficult to figure out why this might not be a good moment for such an event.

 

41 minutes ago, The Old Crem said:

I am nit

 

Agreed.

 

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Hollywood Unlocked do a half hearted apology and their source is from someone who went to the wedding of British Vogue editor-in-chief Edward Enninful and the fact he has been spotted with Prince Charles before.

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11 hours ago, YouOnlyDieOnce said:

May I be the first to congratulate King Charles III.

 

He sends his thanks.

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4 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said:

Has recovered from COVID and returned to work; held virtual meetings with representatives of Andorra and Chad this morning.

 

Brave recovery for someone suffering from pancreatic cancer.

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Well those who are convinced of her imminent demise are not putting their money where their mouth is she has precisely zero picks in March Cup ties

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On 01/04/2005 at 01:33, Jimh said:

Shameless cut and paste from the Popbitch mailout this morning:

 

Don't believe a word of it myself.

well the queen might just die considering her age so my money is on her.

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1 hour ago, Cruyff's Turn said:

Private Eye seem to have some inside info.

 

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1 hour ago, JustPassingThrough said:

 

Guessing a reference to this?

 

I think her cancer has spread.

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13 hours ago, The Old Crem said:

I think her cancer has spread.

 

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Spoiler

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:nerd:

 

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I doubt that anyone is rooting for the old biddy to hit the deck. I'm not especially looking forward to the griefest that will ensue. It will be interesting to see the fight for headlines between Vlad and Liz. I'm guessing that Ukraine will take a back seat unless Vlad goes nuclear and we all get invited to the cremation.

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Frankie Boyle joked in late 2020 and at the height of covid: "Please look after yourself your majesty, because there's f**k all point having a week off during this."

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Tick Tock 2022

Da Queen has had 3 shots !!!

From Big Pharma.

 

I predict close to 5 Billion people,

Will die from the COVID Vaccine's...

A minimum 70% will die within

5 years.

 

Me 000 shots - lucky for me.

Brains count xXx

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Ah, just what we needed - another new poster with a highly original name making incisive comments. :banghead:

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1 hour ago, GrimReaper7777 said:

Tick Tock 2022

Da Queen has had 3 shots !!!

From Big Pharma.

 

I predict close to 5 Billion people,

Will die from the COVID Vaccine's...

A minimum 70% will die within

5 years.

 

Me 000 shots - lucky for me.

Brains count xXx

 

Thanks for dropping by and sharing this bold prediction with us.  

 

Going forward, please try and evidence your cerebral function by posting sensibly.  Many thanks! 

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I'm sensing mod preview incoming.

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