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Her Maj has now cancelled all engagements this week where she's not sitting within shuffling distance to the karzi. Time to apply the royal bung I would've thought! ( :puke: Sorry, wrong end!)

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Yeah, but we shouldn't get that excited just yet; she still plans to make a speech tonight. On the other hand, Philip is now obliged to endure today's draughty church-service in snowbound London.

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Her Maj has now cancelled all engagements this week where she's not sitting within shuffling distance to the karzi. Time to apply the royal bung I would've thought! ( :puke: Sorry, wrong end!)

 

According to the BBC, she'll attend a reception this evening and hopes to attend some scheduled engagements later in the week.

 

The Queen hopes to undertake some of her official engagements planned for the rest of this week," the statement said.

BBC royal correspondent Peter Hunt said the Queen, 86, saw a doctor on Monday morning and the decision was taken that it would be best if she did not sit through an hour-long Church service.

He added that the statement suggested that she may miss other engagements this week.

Officials insist the Queen's health problems are "nothing serious " and "nothing to fret about", our correspondent said.

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The Lord Mayor nearly causes a second State Funeral in as many weeks...

 

http://metro.co.uk/2...uneral-3639755/

 

God can you imagine that. Still got good reflexs for a 87 year old though.

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The Lord Mayor nearly causes a second State Funeral in as many weeks...

 

http://metro.co.uk/2...uneral-3639755/

 

God can you imagine that. Still got good reflexs for a 87 year old though.

I notice the Metro refers to him as a 'merchant banker'.

 

Probably what the queen thought too.

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The Lord Mayor nearly causes a second State Funeral in as many weeks...

 

http://metro.co.uk/2...uneral-3639755/

 

God can you imagine that. Still got good reflexs for a 87 year old though.

I notice the Metro refers to him as a 'merchant banker'.

 

Probably what the queen thought too.

 

I'd love to know what Philip was saying. Something similar, no doubt. :P

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The Lord Mayor nearly causes a second State Funeral in as many weeks...

 

http://metro.co.uk/2...uneral-3639755/

 

God can you imagine that. Still got good reflexs for a 87 year old though.

I notice the Metro refers to him as a 'merchant banker'.

 

Probably what the queen thought too.

 

I'd love to know what Philip was saying. Something similar, no doubt. :P

 

Probably wondering how much Charles paid him.

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Queen to miss commonwealth meeting for the first time since 1973 prince charles is going in her place.

 

He probably poisoned her tea so he could taste what it is like to be king .

 

 

http://news.sky.com/...h-heads-meeting

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http://www.nation.co...zabeth-is-dying

 

 

Just saw this article , one of those are articles you can imagine to be true or false . Parker horse face bowles does seem to be the type though.

 

Here is the cover of the US tabloid that sparked the story:

 

GL45_JPG_cover.jpg

 

They're back! They have really outdone themselves with this new headline:

 

Dying-queens-new-agony.jpg

 

:D :D :D

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They're back! They have really outdone themselves with this new headline:

 

Dying-queens-new-agony.jpg

 

:D :D :D

 

Haha that's priceless. They've even managed to find a picture of her looking like the female version of Victor Meldrew.

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They're back! They have really outdone themselves with this new headline:

 

Dying-queens-new-agony.jpg

 

:D :D :D

 

Haha that's priceless. They've even managed to find a picture of her looking like the female version of Victor Meldrew.

 

That cover is not real '' I DON'T BELIEVE IT'' :D

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Are these stories generated by computer.

 

Pick famous person 1

 

Pick Crisis

 

Pick scandal

 

Pick Famous Person 2

 

It sounds like a great new card game.

 

Michael Gove/ career nose dive/ after cocaine binges/ with Kerry Katona

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Are these stories generated by computer.

 

Pick famous person 1

 

Pick Crisis

 

Pick scandal

 

Pick Famous Person 2

 

It sounds like a great new card game.

 

Michael Gove/ career nose dive/ after cocaine binges/ with Kerry Katona

 

Ooh!

 

President Obama / in hot water / after skinny dipping / with Sarah Palin

 

regards,

Hein

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I like this game.

 

Dave Grohl/marriage in tatters/after teabagging/Lard Bazaar.

 

 

Hmmmmm. I possibly haven't quite understood the rules.

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I like this game.

 

Dave Grohl/marriage in tatters/after teabagging/Lard Bazaar.

 

 

Hmmmmm. I possibly haven't quite understood the rules.

 

This one would need pictures to run!!!

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2541862/Key-Palace-reshuffle-step-bringing-Prince-Charles-throne.html

 

Prince Charles is slowly being readied to take over . Is she i'll or just wants retirement, maybe as so many people have said on here including me she and Philip will die within a year of each other.

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http://www.dailymail...les-throne.html

 

Prince Charles is slowly being readied to take over . Is she i'll or just wants retirement, maybe as so many people have said on here including me she and Philip will die within a year of each other.

 

He needs to take over now. I'm getting so bored of the annoying cow who has only lasted this long by being a faceless opinionless diplomat, I want a guy who is willing to have a moan about things....... like bloody carbuncles......

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http://www.dailymail...les-throne.html

 

Prince Charles is slowly being readied to take over . Is she i'll or just wants retirement, maybe as so many people have said on here including me she and Philip will die within a year of each other.

 

Doesn't the Queen only have six months to go anyway according to the globe, it would only be natural to prepare now?

 

Although her genetics would indicate she's got a good 10-15 years left.

 

I do think it's about time Philip gracefully left now though.

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http://www.dailymail...les-throne.html

 

Prince Charles is slowly being readied to take over . Is she i'll or just wants retirement, maybe as so many people have said on here including me she and Philip will die within a year of each other.

 

Doesn't the Queen only have six months to go anyway according to the globe, it would only be natural to prepare now?

 

Although her genetics would indicate she's got a good 10-15 years left.

 

I do think it's about time Philip gracefully left now though.

 

Two hundred and sixty fucking freebie foreign holibags, 261 is meant to be the last one. (France for the woohoo 100 years celebr commorations).

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http://www.dailymail...les-throne.html

 

Prince Charles is slowly being readied to take over . Is she i'll or just wants retirement, maybe as so many people have said on here including me she and Philip will die within a year of each other.

 

Doesn't the Queen only have six months to go anyway according to the globe, it would only be natural to prepare now?

 

Although her genetics would indicate she's got a good 10-15 years left.

 

I do think it's about time Philip gracefully left now though.

 

Two hundred and sixty fucking freebie foreign holibags, 261 is meant to be the last one. (France for the woohoo 100 years celebr commorations).

 

I wonder if any papers will be prepared to run the headline "Britain's oldest (or biggest) benefit scrounger buys the farm" when she goes?

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Morning Star if its still on the go or the Socialist Worker maybes?

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http://www.dailymail...les-throne.html

 

Prince Charles is slowly being readied to take over . Is she i'll or just wants retirement, maybe as so many people have said on here including me she and Philip will die within a year of each other.

 

He needs to take over now. I'm getting so bored of the annoying cow who has only lasted this long by being a faceless opinionless diplomat, I want a guy who is willing to have a moan about things....... like bloody carbuncles......

She may not be as opinionless as you imagine: http://www.theguardian.com/uk/2013/jan/14/secret-papers-royals-veto-bills

 

I understand that, constitutionally, she has the power to veto laws but the fact that the newspaper could only find out where she has intervened by citing the Freedom of Information Act is a bit of a cause for concern. Where is the transparency there?

 

Down here in Australia, the Governor-General (the Queen's local representative) has become more outspoken on a few issues lately and I don't think she'd have done that without the palace's approval.

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