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12 minutes ago, Stogiagio said:

I am a time traveller from 29 november 2046 when queen elizabeth will take the title of the oldest living person at age 120.

 

Man the DDP championship is going to be predictable until 2047

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She will take the title after the death of her husband at age 125.

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On 08/02/2021 at 08:04, Stogiagio said:

I am a time traveller from 29 november 2046 when queen elizabeth will take the title of the oldest living person at age 120.

i am also a time traveler this time from 2126 and Queen Elizabeth became the first person ever to reach 200

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Who will send her a card when she reaches 100? Hurry up and curl your toes up love, I need another day off work!

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On 17/02/2021 at 10:16, YouOnlyDieOnce said:

Who will send her a card when she reaches 100? Hurry up and curl your toes up love, I need another day off work!

Prince Charles?

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On 17/02/2021 at 16:16, YouOnlyDieOnce said:

Who will send her a card when she reaches 100? Hurry up and curl your toes up love, I need another day off work!

prince philip

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8 minutes ago, odeon said:

prince philip

 

Doesn't look likely.

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19 minutes ago, The Old Crem said:

 

The Scot Nats are already finding ways why this makes her cunt.

 

Shower of bastards.

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Listening to the interview she is clearly, at 94, still all there mentally and her speech and appearance look good.  Don't see her popping her clogs until at least 100.

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44 minutes ago, Roy_Al said:


Don’t just post the link, tell us what it is.

 

Oh yeah, and stop spamming Phil’s thread.

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Been reported she has had her second dose of the Covid Vaccine. 

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The Queen does not eat when travelling because she says it's bad for digestion.

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7 hours ago, The Stalker said:

The Queen does not eat when travelling because she says it's bad for digestion.


...okay.

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13 hours ago, The Stalker said:

The Queen does not eat when travelling because she says it's bad for digestion.

How do you know that?

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On 04/04/2021 at 13:59, The Stalker said:

The Queen does not eat when travelling because she says it's bad for digestion.

Yeah, she always refused to swallow Phil's load whenever they were travelling by the Royal Train.

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Well now that Phil's gone, she's either got 3 weeks left or will carry on for another 15 years.

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19 minutes ago, Rhys said:

Well now that Phil's gone, she's either got 3 weeks left or will carry on for another 15 years.

Probably another 15 years her Alkie Mother who was in worse shape than her when she was at her age lived to be 101, will be surprised if she doesn’t live until she is at least 105. 

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As tends to be the case with generations, The Queen at 94 seems as spritely as the Queen Mum (Gawd Bless 'Er) was at 80, and has had fewer fish bone mishaps too. To beat her mum she's got another eight years to go which, given it's nearly 10 years since the Olympics and that was like *yesterday*, will fly by. A sobering thought. 

 

The last thing the UK needs at the moment is for her to go too. Long may she reign and all that!

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17 minutes ago, Vinegar Tits said:

As tends to be the case with generations, The Queen at 94 seems as spritely as the Queen Mum (Gawd Bless 'Er) was at 80, and has had fewer fish bone mishaps too. To beat her mum she's got another eight years to go which, given it's nearly 10 years since the Olympics and that was like *yesterday*, will fly by. A sobering thought. 

 

The last thing the UK needs at the moment is for her to go too. Long may she reign and all that!

 

I still think the tradition of the monarch* outliving a child will continue.

 

*them or the monarch's other half to be accurate but obviously Philip wont be doing that now. 

 

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56 minutes ago, Vinegar Tits said:

and has had fewer fish bone mishaps too

 

:lol:

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