Scraggy Taters 290 Posted May 4, 2016 How can anyone want another human being to be shot? Andy and Jamie both went through that terrible ordeal. Can you imagine how scared they must've been? I'd like Oscar Pistorius to be shot, since there doesn't seem to be much prospect of him ever serving a proper murder sentence in an actual prison. Again, I would Again.... I really wouldn't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted May 4, 2016 How can anyone want another human being to be shot? Andy and Jamie both went through that terrible ordeal. Can you imagine how scared they must've been? I'd like Oscar Pistorius to be shot, since there doesn't seem to be much prospect of him ever serving a proper murder sentence in an actual prison. Again, I would Again.... I really wouldn't. Some people have no sense of adventure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scraggy Taters 290 Posted May 4, 2016 How can anyone want another human being to be shot? Andy and Jamie both went through that terrible ordeal. Can you imagine how scared they must've been? I'd like Oscar Pistorius to be shot, since there doesn't seem to be much prospect of him ever serving a proper murder sentence in an actual prison. Again, I would Again.... I really wouldn't. Some people have no sense of adventure. Only because my wife wouldn't approve. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted May 4, 2016 How can anyone want another human being to be shot? Andy and Jamie both went through that terrible ordeal. Can you imagine how scared they must've been? I'd like Oscar Pistorius to be shot, since there doesn't seem to be much prospect of him ever serving a proper murder sentence in an actual prison. Again, I would Again.... I really wouldn't.Some people have no sense of adventure. Only because my wife wouldn't approve. Just shoot her in the face next time she goes for a dump, she'll be none the wiser then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scraggy Taters 290 Posted May 4, 2016 How can anyone want another human being to be shot? Andy and Jamie both went through that terrible ordeal. Can you imagine how scared they must've been? I'd like Oscar Pistorius to be shot, since there doesn't seem to be much prospect of him ever serving a proper murder sentence in an actual prison. Again, I would Again.... I really wouldn't.Some people have no sense of adventure. Only because my wife wouldn't approve. Just shoot her in the face next time she goes for a dump, she'll be none the wiser then. Normally I would oblige.. but one place I would not want to be when Mrs Taters is having 'a good clearout' is the toilet. It is true that the bathroom stinks more once a woman has had a darn good shit. I ought to be a shareholder in Febreze. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted May 4, 2016 Converting to halibut is not the answer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,535 Posted May 5, 2016 The PC police on our company's intranet / social forum who gave me a warning. There was a discussion on there with the question "What common phrase or saying do you dislike?" Someone posted do not like when a restaurant server asks "are you still working on that"? Eating a meal is not work! To which I replied "it is if you're anorexic" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scraggy Taters 290 Posted May 5, 2016 Converting to halibut is not the answer. True. that's why I'm 100% devout 'Jedi Cat' ! May the falk be with you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scraggy Taters 290 Posted May 5, 2016 Another pet hate is Internet forum members who hold grudges for no apparent reason. Psychological nightmare. Life's too short.. get over it & move on ffs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted May 6, 2016 Another pet hate is Internet forum members who hold grudges for no apparent reason. Psychological nightmare. Life's too short.. get over it & move on ffs. So who has pissed on your chips then?? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scraggy Taters 290 Posted May 6, 2016 Another pet hate is Internet forum members who hold grudges for no apparent reason. Psychological nightmare. Life's too short.. get over it & move on ffs. So who has pissed on your chips then?? Oh it's this flippin' Canadian woman on FB. Basically she's been whingeing/whining/moaning about fellow FB Criminal Case players not posting up these 'Potato Chips' links when a player reaches a certain level. She threatens to defriend any FB Criminal Case player who doesn't post up these 'valuable' freebies. Two days ago I reached a said level.. she noticed I hadn't bothered to post these 'Potato Chips' on my FB wall.. got a message from her asking why I hadn't posted them up.. I told her to 'F**k off & get a life'.. but she didn't unfriend me.. which was odd. Anyway, I've unfriended & blocked her on FB. So your wordage was along the right lines.. she was pissed off 'cos I didn't have any chips. Ain't got time for treading on forum-eggshells. Bar that.. all's ticketty-boo yer Lordship. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,535 Posted May 10, 2016 Whiny customers. While I understand that the customers I deal with have suffered damage to their homes. Some of it is minor, and others have had to have their home demolished and rebuilt and I understand how stressful and upsetting the whole ordeal is, but fucking hell! some of them don't half whine. I've just had one customer whose property loss claim has been ongoing for the past year, and then he complains that my co-worker (who is his main point of contact) has gone on holiday for 2 weeks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,155 Posted May 10, 2016 Whiny customers. While I understand that the customers I deal with have suffered damage to their homes. Some of it is minor, and others have had to have their home demolished and rebuilt and I understand how stressful and upsetting the whole ordeal is, but fucking hell! some of them don't half whine. I've just had one customer whose property loss claim has been ongoing for the past year, and then he complains that my co-worker (who is his main point of contact) has gone on holiday for 2 weeks. I'd love to have my home demolished and rebuilt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted May 10, 2016 Whiny customers. While I understand that the customers I deal with have suffered damage to their homes. Some of it is minor, and others have had to have their home demolished and rebuilt and I understand how stressful and upsetting the whole ordeal is, but fucking hell! some of them don't half whine. I've just had one customer whose property loss claim has been ongoing for the past year, and then he complains that my co-worker (who is his main point of contact) has gone on holiday for 2 weeks. I'd love to have my home demolished and rebuilt. I'd love to have my neighbour's home demolished while the cunt's still in it. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,535 Posted May 11, 2016 Whiny customers. While I understand that the customers I deal with have suffered damage to their homes. Some of it is minor, and others have had to have their home demolished and rebuilt and I understand how stressful and upsetting the whole ordeal is, but fucking hell! some of them don't half whine. I've just had one customer whose property loss claim has been ongoing for the past year, and then he complains that my co-worker (who is his main point of contact) has gone on holiday for 2 weeks. I'd love to have my home demolished and rebuilt. Same here. In fact I'd like to completely redesign my house. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted May 12, 2016 I have two houses and a sledgehammer. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,588 Posted May 17, 2016 Why are Fox remaking The Rocky Horror Picture Show? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,480 Posted May 18, 2016 Why are Fox remaking The Rocky Horror Picture Show? They took "let's do the timewarp again" literally. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,904 Posted May 18, 2016 Because they can. It doesn't mean they should. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted May 18, 2016 Why are Fox remaking The Rocky Horror Picture Show? Would be considered a documentary if made today... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,535 Posted May 18, 2016 Our staff intranet / social media forum. Because we're not supposed to be on Facebook while at work, some bright spark up in head office decided we needed a social media site just for employees. So... given that we're not allowed to mention anything regarding religion, sex, politics or advocate the use of alcohol or drugs. You can probably guess that conversation is fairly limited. The most annoying discussion thread that's been started is "What is your favourite inspirational quote?" Which is full of the crap philosophical quotes that inspirational speakers spew out, and for every quote there are about 20 replies with "Oh gosh! I think that too!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted May 20, 2016 Twats.oh gosh I think that too. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,538 Posted May 20, 2016 Why are Fox remaking The Rocky Horror Picture Show? Live remake of Grease was better than the original, don't @ me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
