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I can't do that, Lard Bazaar - but I will drag him through the Small Claims Court. His car's a rustheap anyway - it's an eyesore. I'll annoy him by revving my bike engine when he comes off night shift.

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I can't do that, Lard Bazaar - but I will drag him through the Small Claims Court. His car's a rustheap anyway - it's an eyesore. I'll annoy him by revving my bike engine when he comes off night shift.

 

But that's no fun - annoy him by slicing his hamstrings with a butcher's knife.

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I'm not a violent guy, Lard Bazaar. I'll just take him to court and rev my bike engine. I'll teach him not to hit my bike with his rusty load of scrap metal again.

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Find out when his birthday is and send him this

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It's all right, I didn't need to. I called the scrapyard where my girlfriend's brother works - and we played a joke on my downstairs neighbour by telling him we'd sold his car for scrap. I wish he would - the car's a complete and utter white rustheap. It's an eyesore! I hate my neighbour - he's always flirting with my girlfriend - I wish he'd give over - she's told him she would never go out with him.

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It's all right, I didn't need to. I called the scrapyard where my girlfriend's brother works - and we played a joke on my downstairs neighbour by telling him we'd sold his car for scrap. I wish he would - the car's a complete and utter white rustheap. It's an eyesore! I hate my neighbour - he's always flirting with my girlfriend - I wish he'd give over - she's told him she would never go out with him.

 

Of course she wouldn't, why would she, when she has you?

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Lard Bazaar, I do hope that was meant as a compliment. I do love my girlfriend and hope, one day, to marry her.

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Sunderland AFC fans. I hate them.!

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Dementia. What a sorry ass, cock sucking, pissant, vicious, fucking unfair, iniquitous, crappy, shitty way to die.

 

I've had it with life. I'm going to go buy myself another Texas Rangers jersey. The world can go to hell.

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I'm not sure what a Texas Rangers Jersy would do for you but if it helps go get one.

On every other point on this post apart from one I utterly agree with you . . . .

While the world will probably go to hell Stick with it, there are good days to!

Very best regards

Syd

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I'm not sure what a Texas Rangers Jersy would do for you but, if it helps, go get one.

On every other point on this post, apart from one, I utterly agree with you.

While the world will probably go to hell, stick with it, there are good days too!

Very best regards

Syd

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I'm not sure what a Texas Rangers Jersy would do for you but, if it helps, go get one.

On every other point on this post, apart from one, I utterly agree with you.

While the world will probably go to hell, stick with it, there are good days too!

Very best regards

Syd

 

You can get help for this you know

Best regards

Syd

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I'm not sure what a Texas Rangers Jersy would do for you but, if it helps, go get one.

On every other point on this post, apart from one, I utterly agree with you.

While the world will probably go to hell, stick with it, there are good days too!

Very best regards

Syd

 

You can get help for this you know

Best regards

Syd

 

Ouy, get off Godot's case on this. The subject in question is your inaccurate use of English in the post. It could be down to many things but the route cause is more often than not, the simple slippage in written standards. The omission of proof reading your own verse, to see if it was written as you intended it to be read, is another substantial fault.

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I'm not sure what a Texas Rangers Jersy would do for you but, if it helps, go get one.

On every other point on this post, apart from one, I utterly agree with you.

While the world will probably go to hell, stick with it, there are good days too!

Very best regards

Syd

 

You can get help for this you know

Best regards

Syd

 

Ouy, get off Godot's case on this. The subject in question is your inaccurate use of English in the post. It could be down to many things but the route cause is more often than not, the simple slippage in written standards. The omission of proof reading your own verse, to see if it was written as you intended it to be read, is another substantial fault.

 

He spelt "Jersey" wrong too.

 

(Or should that be "spelled"?) :unsure:

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I'm not sure what a Texas Rangers Jersy would do for you but, if it helps, go get one.

On every other point on this post, apart from one, I utterly agree with you.

While the world will probably go to hell, stick with it, there are good days too!

Very best regards

Syd

 

You can get help for this you know

Best regards

Syd

 

Ouy, get off Godot's case on this. The subject in question is your inaccurate use of English in the post. It could be down to many things but the route cause is more often than not, the simple slippage in written standards. The omission of proof reading your own verse, to see if it was written as you intended it to be read, is another substantial fault.

Look, I know, understand and appreciate that this place is patrolled by the "proper use of the English language brigade" but,fucking hell, occasionally a sense of proportion is in order, surely!!!

It was a nice post in response to a heartfelt one.

Bloody hell.

PS: Its "Oi" R.A ( tut, tut......) :P

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To Mr Ali so it is ok to bully someone on this forum if he is you mate is it?

To Toast see above

To Mr Nelson Ta

To whoever is admin on this forum please de reegister me I have no wish to be on this forum any longer

To the rest of you . . . Enjoy your "guests"

Regards

Syd

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I'm not sure what a Texas Rangers Jersy would do for you but, if it helps, go get one.

On every other point on this post, apart from one, I utterly agree with you.

While the world will probably go to hell, stick with it, there are good days too!

Very best regards

Syd

 

You can get help for this you know

Best regards

Syd

 

Ouy, get off Godot's case on this. The subject in question is your inaccurate use of English in the post. It could be down to many things but the route cause is more often than not, the simple slippage in written standards. The omission of proof reading your own verse, to see if it was written as you intended it to be read, is another substantial fault.

Look, I know, understand and appreciate that this place is patrolled by the "proper use of the English language brigade" but,fucking hell, occasionally a sense of proportion is in order, surely!!!

It was a nice post in response to a heartfelt one.

Bloody hell.

PS: Its "Oi" R.A ( tut, tut......) :P

 

I just noticed RA put "route" instead of "root" as well ....... :P

 

To Mr Ali so it is ok to bully someone on this forum if he is you mate is it?

To Toast see above

To Mr Nelson Ta

To whoever is admin on this forum please de reegister me I have no wish to be on this forum any longer

To the rest of you . . . Enjoy your "guests"

Regards

Syd

 

Oh, don't be such a miseryguts.

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Ali? A bully? He's the biggest softest shite I've ever met!

 

A tad sensitive there, I think, Syd.

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Ali? A bully? He's the biggest softest shite I've ever met!

 

A tad sensitive there, I think, Syd.

I agree.

R.A is one of the nicest people you could ever wish to meet.

Dont give up so easily Syd.

It helps greatly not to give a fuck, or summat.

PS: Its deregister and not de reegister.. :D

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Ali? A bully? He's the biggest softest shite I've ever met!

 

A tad sensitive there, I think, Syd.

I agree.

R.A is one of the nicest people you could ever wish to meet.

Don't give up so easily Syd.

It helps greatly not to give a fuck, or summat.

PS: Its deregister and not de reegister.. :D

 

Missed an apostrophy there, LFN ;)

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Ali? A bully? He's the biggest softest shite I've ever met!

 

A tad sensitive there, I think, Syd.

I agree.

R.A is one of the nicest people you could ever wish to meet.

Don't give up so easily Syd.

It helps greatly not to give a fuck, or summat.

PS: Its deregister and not de reegister.. :D

 

Missed an apostrophy there, LFN ;)

 

Apostrophe.

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Ali? A bully? He's the biggest softest shite I've ever met!

 

A tad sensitive there, I think, Syd.

 

Biggest softest shite!

 

I'm now finding that comment quite misplaced thanks very much.

I've previously impressed myself as having been quite hard and a facing down a number of risks. Continuing to work within an area just the other side of a wall, when where abouts had been cleared by the police and bomb squad because of a suspected IRA device. Walking about in parts of Africa, where big cats were around and about (large paw prints very evident in the dirt). And decking a boss of mine who was taking the piss too much.

 

Not so soft...bit touchy though, thanks!

 

 

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Ali? A bully? He's the biggest softest shite I've ever met!

 

A tad sensitive there, I think, Syd.

I agree.

R.A is one of the nicest people you could ever wish to meet.

Don't give up so easily Syd.

It helps greatly not to give a fuck, or summat.

PS: Its deregister and not de reegister.. :D

 

Missed an apostrophy there, LFN ;)

 

Apostrophe.

 

Sorre.

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