Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted April 16, 2020 7 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said: I’m not even a grandma yet despite me telling Lard the Youngest to pull her finger out (that might be where she’s going wrong actually?). Well, one day Lardy, one day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted April 17, 2020 I think is Bedlam isn't it for Lardy... Anyways I'm still confused that Toast hasn't heard a bicycle bell for decades. Are we saying that people in England are NOT doing permitted exercise riding Penny Farthings? Polis circling McColls yesterday they are that bored. Honest to fuck. I sort of wanted them to question me about the Lurpak and wine I bought and imagine the evening I was having. Edit: has msc got his tiger yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,738 Posted April 17, 2020 12 minutes ago, Boudicca said: I think is Bedlam isn't it for Lardy... Anyways I'm still confused that Toast hasn't heard a bicycle bell for decades. Are we saying that people in England are NOT doing permitted exercise riding Penny Farthings? Polis circling McColls yesterday they are that bored. Honest to fuck. I sort of wanted them to question me about the Lurpak and wine I bought and imagine the evening I was having. Edit: has msc got his tiger yet? Aye, the wean dealt with that... Not *quite* the effect I was going for, mind you... 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted April 17, 2020 I'm not meant to be allowed pets as a condition of my lease but my darling dug from the west coast spent a few nights and days here. There is nobody working at the council is there, so who is going to notice a wee tiger? We should absolutely do it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 14,805 Posted April 17, 2020 19 minutes ago, Boudicca said: Anyways I'm still confused that Toast hasn't heard a bicycle bell for decades. Are we saying that people in England are NOT doing permitted exercise riding Penny Farthings? Simply that people don't seem to put bells on their bikes these days. I remember my first bike was a second-hand one bought by my mum with the assistance of her more savvy friend, who beat the seller down by a quid because there was no bell on the bike. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted April 17, 2020 We should keep the tiger thing really quiet because I only have to mention something and my XH sends it to me. He gets word of this chat there will be a lion and puma and jaguar out front. "I didn't know which you like so sent you three" What the actual fuck XH? I say this lots. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,933 Posted April 19, 2020 On 17/04/2020 at 13:43, Boudicca said: We should keep the tiger thing really quiet because I only have to mention something and my XH sends it to me. He gets word of this chat there will be a lion and puma and jaguar out front. "I didn't know which you like so sent you three" What the actual fuck XH? I say this lots. If your going to arselick the admin to castrate the entire forum into not mentioning Mr Unmentionable the least you good do is not fucking mention him yourself out of fucking courtesy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted April 21, 2020 @Deathray if you ever return, I have obviously not made myself clear. My post ^^ is referring to my ex husband, who has never posted on Deathlist, although I know he reads it sometimes (to see which country I'm in mainly) Wrong. Ex. I absolutely agree it would be pretty hypocritical of me if the situation you imagined there was true. You'd be totally right in that case. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,119 Posted April 21, 2020 So Deathray is permabanned then. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,738 Posted April 21, 2020 6 minutes ago, Joey Russ said: So Deathray is permabanned then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted April 21, 2020 Is he? You mean he has been, like, banned for good? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 14,805 Posted April 21, 2020 Well, that's a shame as he provided me with a great deal of entertainment. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted April 21, 2020 2 minutes ago, Toast said: Well, that's a shame as he provided me with a great deal of entertainment. If he has been then it really is fucking ridiculous. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skinny kiltrunner 552 Posted April 21, 2020 4 hours ago, Joey Russ said: So Deathray is permabanned then. So I can unblock him now, then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted April 21, 2020 47 minutes ago, Skinny kiltrunner said: So I can unblock him now, then? Only morons block. There are people who are utterly incapable of just skipping past posters they have no interest in. Fucktards, the lot of them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skinny kiltrunner 552 Posted April 21, 2020 3 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Only morons block. There are people who are utterly incapable of just skipping past posters they have no interest in. Fucktards, the lot of them. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted April 22, 2020 Skinny's gifs are the best thing about Deathlist these days with Deathrays meltdowns running a close second. I am very sad because I lost something precious because I'm an absolute idiot so I'm launching myself into Room 101. It'll be interesting. Full of sharks and Ricky Gervais. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,011 Posted April 22, 2020 22 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Only morons block. There are people who are utterly incapable of just skipping past posters they have no interest in. Fucktards, the lot of them. *2/3 of DL immediately blocks LFN* 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted April 22, 2020 48 minutes ago, Sir Creep said: *2/3 of DL immediately blocks LFN* As 2/3, as you put it, are of the calibre of Joey Russ, Steve and you, that's no great loss, is it. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,119 Posted April 22, 2020 I haven’t blocked anyone on the forums. The only blocking I do is this. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skinny kiltrunner 552 Posted April 22, 2020 Same effect. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fucktardadmins 2 Posted April 23, 2020 23 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: As 2/3, as you put it, are of the calibre of Joey Russ, Steve and you, that's no great loss, is it. Aye there's a fair few on here who think too fucking much of themself like. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fucktardadmins 2 Posted April 23, 2020 On 21/04/2020 at 08:38, Boudicca said: @Deathray if you ever return, I have obviously not made myself clear. My post ^^ is referring to my ex husband, who has never posted on Deathlist, although I know he reads it sometimes (to see which country I'm in mainly) Wrong. Ex. I absolutely agree it would be pretty hypocritical of me if the situation you imagined there was true. You'd be totally right in that case. Am I supposed to give a fuck? Maybe marry less utter fucking lunatics? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted April 23, 2020 Fewer, Deathray. And aye. You're basically right. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fucktardadmins 2 Posted April 23, 2020 Who removed by post you fucking wankstains.... I know it wasn't Bou as she's capable of taking banter the way it's intended so it must be one of you other utterly dry boring wankstains of admins on this cesspit of a fucking site. Go ram your face up you arse so hard you're giving yourself a french kiss you cunts. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
