Magere Hein 1,397 Posted June 8, 2005 Don't. He is responsible for the position that he finds himself in. As has been said, no wonder he has a bad back Naugthy! regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Faux_Pseudo Posted June 10, 2005 Look what I found on one of the geekier web sites in existence:MJ's notice in ASCII art. It isn't geeky enough yet. But I am working on it. Thanks for your interest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 107 Posted June 11, 2005 And i don't think captain is just refering to beware of a virus! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DeathLister Posted June 11, 2005 I feel quite certain that in the event of a "guilty" verdict, Michael Jackson will either commit suicide before incarceration or die in prison of either starvation or at his own hand. If he does live until 2006 (which, quite frankly, I doubt), he should be placed on the DeathList. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gunjaman5000 30 Posted June 12, 2005 Of course we all care about the children. But just because children r involved dosen't automatically make MJ guilty. CLUCKING BELL, THINK! If children were not involved, there wouldn't be a case to answer anyway. Not neccessarily. Not consensual ... CLUCKING BELL, THINK! It doesn't matter if a child consents or not. It's still illegal. u misunderstood me Not neccessarily. Not consensual (adults) ... As much as I hate to hark back to April, I've not followed this thread closely until today. Consensual? Makes me think about Con, our Greek grocer. Sensual? Urgh. The latin prefix 'con' meaning 'with' and 'sensual' meaning 'sensual' together make something I'm not sure I understand, or would want to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strikje 0 Posted June 12, 2005 If Jacko Goes to Jail He'll Die AnyWay It's A Sissy He's Not Tough Enough To Live In Jail ! Next Year He's Got to come on the deathlist !!!!!! Gr33ts Strikje Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted June 13, 2005 I wish the jury would pull their finger out & give us a verdict. What can they possibly be discussing all this time? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Four Horsemen 25 Posted June 13, 2005 I wish the jury would pull their finger out & give us a verdict. What can they possibly be discussing all this time? They're trying to decide whether Jacko pulled his finger out or not......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted June 13, 2005 It would be easier to decide his guilt (or innocence) by a public phone vote. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted June 13, 2005 It would be easier to decide his guilt (or innocence) by a public phone vote. I would prefer to use a voting booth, not a public telephone box, to cast my vote. After all, there's probably a 50% better chance of the voting booth not having urine and vomit on the floor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Our Sole 5 Posted June 13, 2005 Looks like the German Magazine Spiegel (Mirror) is anticipating that MJ may be spending some amount of time in Corcoran State Prison. If convicted his neighbours will include the likes of Charles Manson and Juan Corona. It is not clear whether MJ will be afforded special protection from his potential new friends..... Sorry no English story, but for those who can..... http://www.spiegel.de/panorama/0,1518,360255,00.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted June 13, 2005 It would be easier to decide his guilt (or innocence) by a public phone vote. I would prefer to use a voting booth, not a public telephone box, to cast my vote. After all, there's probably a 50% better chance of the voting booth not having urine and vomit on the floor. haha very good I meant a vote by the public using a phone (any phone you like) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Peter 13 Posted June 13, 2005 Looks like the German Magazine Spiegel (Mirror) is anticipating that MJ may be spending some amount of time in Corcoran State Prison. If convicted his neighbours will include the likes of Charles Manson and Juan Corona. It is not clear whether MJ will be afforded special protection from his potential new friends..... Sorry no English story, but for those who can..... http://www.spiegel.de/panorama/0,1518,360255,00.html Bubba his cell mate can't wait to play mummies and daddies. MJ will hope that he enjoys it, his ring peice is going to get much larger Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 599 Posted June 13, 2005 Heads up everyone. Televisions at the ready - the jury has a verdict and MJ is on his way to court. Going to get a verdict in the next half an hour. What will it be? "let off" 1 year in jail or 20? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IYG Posted June 13, 2005 He walks, not guilty on all counts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lospalmas7 12 Posted June 13, 2005 Well, that was a waste of time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 599 Posted June 13, 2005 Just like the OJ Simpson case - another mad verdict from the american jury system - oblivious to plainly spoken facts and hard evidence in front of their faces - incredulously they come up with opposite verdicts to let off the famous criminal and the leave the victims with no sense of justice and closure. Question: Would you allow your young sick son to sleep in his bed? I know I wouldn't! Hay, and I got a $20 fine for parking my car "facing the wrong way" (not an offence in the UK) on a Key West street for less than 20 minutes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave to the Grave 22 Posted June 13, 2005 Hay, and I got a $20 fine for parking my car "facing the wrong way" (not an offence in the UK) on a Key West street for less than 20 minutes. You sick b*****d! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,397 Posted June 13, 2005 Hay, and I got a $20 fine for parking my car "facing the wrong way" (not an offence in the UK) on a Key West street for less than 20 minutes. You sick b*****d! String him! regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 107 Posted June 13, 2005 Michael Jackson not found guilty... http://aolsvc.news.aol.com/news/article.ad...227144809990009 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 41 Posted June 13, 2005 With the "not guilty" verdict, Michael Jackson will now be able to resume his reprehensible activities with children, without any fear of being apprehended by the law. This is indeed a very sad day for the criminal justice system in the United States. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cerberus 273 Posted June 14, 2005 Just like the OJ Simpson case - another mad verdict from the american jury system - oblivious to plainly spoken facts and hard evidence in front of their faces - incredulously they come up with opposite verdicts to let off the famous criminal and the leave the victims with no sense of justice and closure. Well, I agree it seems rather perverse, but then I didn't hear all the evidence in the case - the jury did. Anyway, I reckon his career has been irreparably damaged. After all, does anyone know what OJ Simpson's doing these days, apart from protesting his innocence on talk shows? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted June 14, 2005 Wacko could still be a DL contender for 2006. Apparently his weight has dropped from 120 to 87 pounds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 48 Posted June 14, 2005 According to the esteemed Dj Paul GambolingInMyChinos he is $200,000,000 in debt, will have to sell Neverland and his 50% of the Beatles back catalogue. Sony, who own the other 50%, are going to try to screw a deal (steal?) from him. Who will buy Neverland for anything like its real value now? He also weighs just 6.5 stone (91lbs) and is not in great medical shape. All in all, not looking too good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
