gcreptile 10,226 Posted July 27, 2015 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3176347/Joe-Jackson-undergoes-emergency-surgery-suffering-THREE-heart-attacks-following-hospitalisation-stroke.html?ito=social-twitter_dailymailceleb :Joe Jackson has undergone emergency pacemaker surgery after suffering three heart attacks and a cardiac arrest since being admitted to hospital yesterday from a stroke.Looks like he is fucked. Well, the journalists leaving Bobbi Kristina's place have found their next destination. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,269 Posted July 27, 2015 Was so gonna put Joe on this year but thought 2016 might be the year instead. I feel as beaten up as one of his kids 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,012 Posted July 29, 2015 Are you people seriously going to talk about each Jackson as they die using this thread? I had 1 guy in my league out papa Joes name on his list this year. Anyway he isn't worthy of discussion just an obit when he croaks. Who the fuck is he besides a sperm donor? SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,013 Posted July 29, 2015 Are you people seriously going to talk about each Jackson as they die using this thread? I had 1 guy in my league out papa Joes name on his list this year. Anyway he isn't worthy of discussion just an obit when he croaks. Who the fuck is he besides a sperm donor? SC Aye, well, after donating the sperm he's the parent so dictatorial and appalling that he turned his brood into circus animals; so without him they'd probs never have made it and Michael wouldn't have got so fucked up. In another reality they're all chubby middle-aged local heroes getting together in Indiana for a beer on the weekends and the odd gig in a local bar. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 5,997 Posted July 29, 2015 Are you people seriously going to talk about each Jackson as they die using this thread? I had 1 guy in my league out papa Joes name on his list this year. Anyway he isn't worthy of discussion just an obit when he croaks. Who the fuck is he besides a sperm donor? SC Well he was the Jackson`s manager not just their father so even if he wasn`t their "sperm donor" he would still be worthy of discussion. Well we could give him his own thread but I can`t imagine you would not moan about that. I didn`t hear you complain about Whitney Housten`s daughter being used in her thread or Francesca Hilton being used in Gabor`s even though both of them where even less notable. In answer to your first question yes. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,013 Posted July 29, 2015 Are you people seriously going to talk about each Jackson as they die using this thread? I had 1 guy in my league out papa Joes name on his list this year. Anyway he isn't worthy of discussion just an obit when he croaks. Who the fuck is he besides a sperm donor? SC Well he was the Jackson`s manager not just their father so even if he wasn`t their "sperm donor" he would still be worthy of discussion. Well we could give him his own thread but I can`t imagine you would not moan about that. I didn`t hear you complain about Whitney Housten`s daughter being used in her thread or Francesca Hilton being used in Gabor`s even though both of them where even less notable. In answer to your first question yes. Just an idea, like, if Joe Jackson recovers well enough why don't we give the Grim Reaper a year off and put Michael's dad in charge of the DL? Obviously, you'll all have to start posting as often as YW, Dr Z and myself, and we won't tolerate turgid prose, but old Joe might - like - make us famous, or summat! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 19,045 Posted October 23, 2015 It looks like the father of Michael Jacksons kids is a Dr. Klein. http://www.take40.com/news/16621/dr.-arnol...kson's-kids Doubt it. Just another pathetic story made up by the gutter media (tabloids). Arnold Klein dead at 70. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3286236/Michael-Jackson-s-longtime-doctor-Arnold-Klein-rumored-biological-father-pop-singer-s-son-Prince-dies.html 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 19,045 Posted December 17, 2015 What with Corey Feldman "now questioning how appropriate his relationship with the singer was", could this kick-start some of the other ex-special friends to come forward. And on a separate topic altogether..... Just a thought, but is there an odd religion (or barmy scientific paper) that suggest ingesting the semen from young virgins in some way improves or lengthens life? Perhaps religion or science has the answer? Intriguing quote above as the Mail publishes pictures of Feldman looking today like Michael Jackson. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3363398/The-Man-Mirror-Corey-Feldman-looks-like-morphing-Michael-Jackson-sporting-black-locks-shades-LA.html Dead by 50 then... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 14,839 Posted December 17, 2015 "Bearing a striking resemblance to Michael Jackson, the 44-year-old actor had the same long black locks, pale skin and dark glasses that were sported by the late singer." Striking resemblance, my arse. He's got shoulder-length dark hair, nothing unusual, and like millions of others on a sunny day, he's wearing shades. Er ... that's it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,650 Posted December 25, 2015 Janet Jackson cancels 'unbreakable' tour. Going for undisclosed surgery. http://www.itv.com/news/2015-12-25/janet-jackson-postpones-tour-due-to-have-surgery/ Edit: I might open a thread for her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,091 Posted December 25, 2015 Janet Jackson cancels 'unbreakable' tour. Going for undisclosed surgery. http://www.itv.com/news/2015-12-25/janet-jackson-postpones-tour-due-to-have-surgery/ Edit: I might open a thread for her. I'd wait for clarity first remember Aretha Franklin. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,226 Posted January 5, 2016 Janet Jackson cancels 'unbreakable' tour. Going for undisclosed surgery. http://www.itv.com/news/2015-12-25/janet-jackson-postpones-tour-due-to-have-surgery/ Edit: I might open a thread for her. According to Radar Online (not the best source), she's undergoing tests for throat cancer: http://www.thespec.com/whatson-story/6218605-janet-jackson-in-cancer-scare/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,650 Posted January 7, 2016 Cancer denied http://www.itv.com/news/2016-01-07/janet-jackson-denies-throat-cancer-reports-after-cancelling-tour/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,469 Posted January 7, 2016 Janet Jackson cancels 'unbreakable' tour. Going for undisclosed surgery. http://www.itv.com/news/2015-12-25/janet-jackson-postpones-tour-due-to-have-surgery/ Edit: I might open a thread for her. I'd wait for clarity first remember Aretha Franklin. Didn't Aretha just drop a plate of spare ribs while getting out of the bath? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,365 Posted February 21, 2016 Michael Jackson's personal magician, Majestik Magnificent, dead at 61. No QO yet, but if one does turn up that'll be a nifty 11 points in Golden Slumbers's direction. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,022 Posted March 8, 2016 Janet Jackson cancels 'unbreakable' tour. Going for undisclosed surgery. http://www.itv.com/news/2015-12-25/janet-jackson-postpones-tour-due-to-have-surgery/ Edit: I might open a thread for her. I'd wait for clarity first remember Aretha Franklin. Didn't Aretha just drop a plate of spare ribs while getting out of the bath? Miss Jackson if you're metastatic. Janet cancels yet another tour for undisclosed reasons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 8,650 Posted March 8, 2016 Janet Jackson cancels 'unbreakable' tour. Going for undisclosed surgery. http://www.itv.com/news/2015-12-25/janet-jackson-postpones-tour-due-to-have-surgery/ Edit: I might open a thread for her. I'd wait for clarity first remember Aretha Franklin. Didn't Aretha just drop a plate of spare ribs while getting out of the bath? Miss Jackson if you're metastatic. Janet cancels yet another tour for undisclosed reasons. Just walked past a ticket office in Berlin which was claiming to have tickets for this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,226 Posted March 8, 2016 Janet Jackson cancels 'unbreakable' tour. Going for undisclosed surgery. http://www.itv.com/news/2015-12-25/janet-jackson-postpones-tour-due-to-have-surgery/ Edit: I might open a thread for her. I'd wait for clarity first remember Aretha Franklin. Didn't Aretha just drop a plate of spare ribs while getting out of the bath? Miss Jackson if you're metastatic. Janet cancels yet another tour for undisclosed reasons. Just walked past a ticket office in Berlin which was claiming to have tickets for this. Oh, hello there! Which office was it? Janet's career is more or less over though. Could be she actually has cancer... but I bet the tickets don't sell... Edit: German concerts also cancelled: http://www.bild.de/unterhaltung/musik/janet-jackson/sagt-deutschland-konzerte-ab-44854714.bild.html(german link) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 8,650 Posted March 8, 2016 Janet Jackson cancels 'unbreakable' tour. Going for undisclosed surgery. http://www.itv.com/news/2015-12-25/janet-jackson-postpones-tour-due-to-have-surgery/ Edit: I might open a thread for her. I'd wait for clarity first remember Aretha Franklin. Didn't Aretha just drop a plate of spare ribs while getting out of the bath? Miss Jackson if you're metastatic. Janet cancels yet another tour for undisclosed reasons. Just walked past a ticket office in Berlin which was claiming to have tickets for this. Oh, hello there! Which office was it? Janet's career is more or less over though. Could be she actually has cancer... but I bet the tickets don't sell... Edit: German concerts also cancelled: http://www.bild.de/unterhaltung/musik/janet-jackson/sagt-deutschland-konzerte-ab-44854714.bild.html(german link) The one directly opposite the Zoological Gardens train station. I had lunch in a cafe between Wok to Walk and McDonalds 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,226 Posted March 8, 2016 Janet Jackson cancels 'unbreakable' tour. Going for undisclosed surgery. http://www.itv.com/news/2015-12-25/janet-jackson-postpones-tour-due-to-have-surgery/ Edit: I might open a thread for her. I'd wait for clarity first remember Aretha Franklin. Didn't Aretha just drop a plate of spare ribs while getting out of the bath? Miss Jackson if you're metastatic. Janet cancels yet another tour for undisclosed reasons. Just walked past a ticket office in Berlin which was claiming to have tickets for this. Oh, hello there! Which office was it? Janet's career is more or less over though. Could be she actually has cancer... but I bet the tickets don't sell... Edit: German concerts also cancelled: http://www.bild.de/unterhaltung/musik/janet-jackson/sagt-deutschland-konzerte-ab-44854714.bild.html(german link) The one directly opposite the Zoological Gardens train station. I had lunch in a cafe between Wok to Walk and McDonalds Wow! You know, we might actually have seen each other. I work in the building where the McDonalds is at. I could have given you my discount card. Address is Hardenbergplatz 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,397 Posted March 8, 2016 The one directly opposite the Zoological Gardens train station. I had lunch in a cafe between Wok to Walk and McDonalds Ach so, Bahnhof Zoo. Speaking of which, how's Christiane F. doing? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,226 Posted March 8, 2016 The one directly opposite the Zoological Gardens train station. I had lunch in a cafe between Wok to Walk and McDonalds Ach so, Bahnhof Zoo. Speaking of which, how's Christiane F. doing? I didn't tell it yet, but I think I saw her in the subway about 10 days ago. I saw a woman who sort of looked like her, but with darker lines (?) around the eyes. She left the subway at Hermannplatz, two subway stations away from my home, and the station where Christiane F. lives closest to, as far as I know. I think it was her. Tat woman had a dishevelled look, her wool gloves had holes and she stood there, not trying to touch anything or anyone, like a druggie for whom every touch causes pain. If it was her, of which I am not totally sure, she looked worse and older than on the most recent photos (no wonder), but not immediately close to death either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Cornholio 819 Posted August 29, 2020 MJ would've been 62 today New article has come out suggesting that he secretly had a deep voice. Plus it talks about how he had like tons and tons of other stuff wrong with him too. Like I knew he was secretly bald but none of the other stuff. Apparently he wore black because he couldn't control his bladder on stage... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,013 Posted August 29, 2020 11 hours ago, Kenny McCormick said: MJ would've been 62 today New article has come out suggesting that he secretly had a deep voice. Plus it talks about how he had like tons and tons of other stuff wrong with him too. Like I knew he was secretly bald but none of the other stuff. Apparently he wore black because he couldn't control his bladder on stage... His doctor said: "You want to know how close Michael and I were? I held his penis every night." Nice! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
