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How huge is Jerry Clarkson's head? It must have its own gravitational field.

If there was anything inside it, then maybe. A hollow sphere can have surprisingly little mass.

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Top Gear curse strikes again. Bet the trio of presenters are laughing at the fact an 'engineer' was driving at the insistence of the manufacturers.

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The car that Richard Hammond crashed is now for sale on ebay.

Vampire is now a little the worse for wear after its much-publicised excursion into the weeds. It is being sold as scrap without any warranty or guarantees whatsoever. The chassis is bent...just about every component on the car is damaged in some way

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Battling depression. Doubt he's suicidal but this is to be expected given the extent of his brain injuries. Fair play to the man for quitting the macho bullshit of Top Gear at its worst and coming clean on this.

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Battling depression. Doubt he's suicidal but this is to be expected given the extent of his brain injuries. Fair play to the man for quitting the macho bullshit of Top Gear at its worst and coming clean on this.

 

Book coming out in paperback then? :rolleyes:

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Battling depression. Doubt he's suicidal but this is to be expected given the extent of his brain injuries. Fair play to the man for quitting the macho bullshit of Top Gear at its worst and coming clean on this.

 

Book coming out in paperback then? :rolleyes:

 

 

Now THAT's what I call cynicism. Respect TMIB! You sure you haven't got Cumbrian ancestors?

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Battling depression. Doubt he's suicidal but this is to be expected given the extent of his brain injuries. Fair play to the man for quitting the macho bullshit of Top Gear at its worst and coming clean on this.

 

Book coming out in paperback then? ;)

 

Yep, 29 May 2008 according to Amazon

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I see Richard Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson are in Australia for Top Gear at the moment.

Now might be the time for Australia's reputed deadly wildlife to make itself known.

Hopefully it'll be a spider dangling from a sun visor to take a bite when they're filming a Cannonball Run style piece for the show in the Northern Territories.

That'd make for good TV and a spectacular crash at speed.

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If anyone needs to induce vomiting for any reason, this article might help:

 

Jeremy Clarkson on holiday in Barbados.

 

http://www.dailymail...s-Barbados.html

Middle-aged bloke in beer-gut shock.

DL post-whore in irrelevant post shock.

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If anyone needs to induce vomiting for any reason, this article might help:

 

Jeremy Clarkson on holiday in Barbados.

 

http://www.dailymail...s-Barbados.html

Middle-aged bloke in beer-gut shock.

DL post-whore in irrelevant post shock.

 

Erm.... no. You don't see that on every middle aged guy. He looks like he's pregnant for fuck's sake. It's fuckin' nasty.

 

If you do see that on a lot of guys you must go to some weird beaches/swimming pools/gyms and w/e.

 

also

 

time in making needlessly snarky remark against me shock.......

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Clarkson could with that beer gut, be an outside bet for an early heart attack.

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Clarkson could with that beer gut, be an outside bet for an early heart attack.

 

Yes. Although, with the way China's attitude to North Korea is rapidly changing (if sources are to be believed), I'm starting to think perhaps I might regret not having put Psy's evil twin brother Kim as the joker....

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If anyone needs to induce vomiting for any reason, this article might help:

 

Jeremy Clarkson on holiday in Barbados.

 

http://www.dailymail...s-Barbados.html

Middle-aged bloke in beer-gut shock.

DL post-whore in irrelevant post shock.

 

Quite. Doesn't he have his own thread? If not, should this one be retitled to make it officially a Top Gear thread?

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Clarkson could with that beer gut, be an outside bet for an early heart attack.

 

Long(ish) shot, though he's still a smoker, isn't he?

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If anyone needs to induce vomiting for any reason, this article might help:

 

Jeremy Clarkson on holiday in Barbados.

 

http://www.dailymail...s-Barbados.html

Middle-aged bloke in beer-gut shock.

DL post-whore in irrelevant post shock.

 

Quite. Doesn't he have his own thread? If not, should this one be retitled to make it officially a Top Gear thread?

 

I was gunna suggest that. A mod should rename this.

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If anyone needs to induce vomiting for any reason, this article might help:

 

Jeremy Clarkson on holiday in Barbados.

 

http://www.dailymail...s-Barbados.html

Middle-aged bloke in beer-gut shock.

DL post-whore in irrelevant post shock.

 

Quite. Doesn't he have his own thread? If not, should this one be retitled to make it officially a Top Gear thread?

 

I was gunna suggest that. A mod should rename this.

 

Suggestions for a title?

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Er....... Bottom Gear? I dunno. How about just adding "(and the other two twats)" to the end?

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If anyone needs to induce vomiting for any reason, this article might help:

 

Jeremy Clarkson on holiday in Barbados.

 

http://www.dailymail...s-Barbados.html

Middle-aged bloke in beer-gut shock.

DL post-whore in irrelevant post shock.

 

Quite. Doesn't he have his own thread? If not, should this one be retitled to make it officially a Top Gear thread?

 

I was gunna suggest that. A mod should rename this.

 

Suggestions for a title?

 

Er, Top Gear? Subtitle: Breakers Yard

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Top Gear.

Metal Box one minute, Wooden Box the next...

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Top Git. Fat fuck Clarkson gears up for Myocardial Infarction.

 

Hahahaaaa...

 

Brilliant but maybe it should just be called "Top Gits" with the subtitle "Middle Age Twats Going Too Fast For Their Own Good"

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