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#1 Tempus Fugit

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Posted 22 September 2006 - 09:37 PM

Louis Farrakhan says he is seriously ill, he could end up dead before Ruby Muhammad.

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Posted 23 September 2006 - 07:21 AM

Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan is feeling a bit peaky. See here.
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Posted 23 September 2006 - 10:30 AM

Hmm...I like it when some personalities declare their illness. Makes our job a lot easier. :angry:

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Posted 23 September 2006 - 11:24 AM

Oops, I've just notice that Tempus mentioned him first in 'Ideas and Possibilities'.

I think he'd make a good pick for next year though so probably deserves his own thread.
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Posted 23 September 2006 - 01:23 PM

When Farrakhan goes it would be interesting to see what Keith Ellison's (Democrat candidate for the 5th district of Minnesota for the House of Representatives) reactions are, especially as he's received a lot of flak from the press due to his past association with Farrakhan and The Nation of Islam

Farrakhan suffered from prostate cancer 8 years ago and it was believed to have been operated on successfully, but now it looks like it's returned.

I honestly won't be sad to see Farrakhan go, initially he appeared as one who wanted to promote racial equality and extinguish racism but has been long since exposed as a bigot and a hypocrit.

It's always funny until someone gets hurt, and then it's hilarious.

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Posted 23 October 2006 - 01:54 PM

Farrakahn update

"...Doctors discovered an ulcer in Farrakhan's anal area during a visit to Cuba in March, but said his health was otherwise "near perfect," Farrakhan said in the letter...."

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Posted 23 October 2006 - 02:00 PM

Yuck. Just yuck.
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Posted 23 October 2006 - 02:12 PM

Farrakahn update

"...Doctors discovered an ulcer in Farrakhan's anal area during a visit to Cuba in March, but said his health was otherwise "near perfect," Farrakhan said in the letter...."


He's putting on a brave face....

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Posted 28 October 2006 - 05:45 AM

Trivia time.....

Farrakhan was a calypso singer back in the 1950s and used the stage name The Charmer

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Posted 28 October 2006 - 03:42 PM

Farrakahn update

"...Doctors discovered an ulcer in Farrakhan's anal area during a visit to Cuba in March, but said his health was otherwise "near perfect," Farrakhan said in the letter...."


regarding the anal ulcer, I'm waiting for him to publicly blame white and Jewish people for the new pain in his a$$.

I'm with Phantom, I won't be sad to see this person go and take his bigotry and hypocracy with him.
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Posted 30 November 2006 - 03:22 AM

Farrakhan cancels speech due to ill health
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Posted 30 November 2006 - 06:59 AM

Farrakhan cancels speech due to ill health

Looks like he'll soon be 'putting it to the man' upstairs.
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Posted 05 December 2006 - 08:03 PM

Just for a bit of fun, here's the Louis Farrakhan African Name Generator

From this day forward, you shall be known by all your brothers and sisters as:
Buckwheat

It's always funny until someone gets hurt, and then it's hilarious.

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Posted 05 December 2006 - 09:59 PM

Zuwadza

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Posted 05 December 2006 - 11:11 PM

Shausha

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Posted 06 December 2006 - 01:05 AM

Huggy Bear.

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Posted 06 December 2006 - 08:06 PM

As expected this name generator thing has me down as Mahamid - so that makes me Mahamid Ali - and if you what to pick a fight with me I take any one on.
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Posted 07 December 2006 - 04:22 AM

Zaghawa

I guess I'm going to have to order new checks now.
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Posted 01 January 2007 - 11:11 PM

Not sure if it matters to anyone, but all the sources I can find list Farrakhan as 73, and not 75 as proclaimed by the main page.
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Posted 01 January 2007 - 11:14 PM

Not sure if it matters to anyone, but all the sources I can find list Farrakhan as 73, and not 75 as proclaimed by the main page.

If he is, in fact, 73 years old, then the front page should read "74" as the age listed on the front screen is the age the candidate will be on this year's birthday.
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