Guest Sir James Posted October 2, 2004 UH uh One is not ow-verly altogether, as it 'appens, would yew believe, UH uh, ow-verly bowled ow-ver by this, in fact, as it 'appens, feedback, about, Yours true-leh, yew seh, rattle rattle jewellery jewellery bling bling Stoke Mandeville marathon marathon UH uh Wun is equally not ow-verly himpressed with the lack of appropriate eye-cons on this 'ere site, as it were, also, as it 'appens, jingle jangle rattle rattle UH uh, as one would expect not own-leh wun of these here happy fay-ces boot wun of these happy fay-ces, that's fay-ces and not faeces, guys n gals, yew seh, wun of these here happy fay-ces, boot all-sew bearing a big cigar, as it 'appens, about the boat, yew see chariteh chariteh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnthillMob 1 Posted October 3, 2004 may i just say i find sir james of saville to be a creepy kf if ever there was one. anyone catch the documentry he did with lious theroux? what a self centered arse. he said, not hsi words but my interpretation that he didnt like the kids and always insited that the cameras were always on him on jim'll fix it. I bet he did like the kids. absolutely vile person and yep ive heard them rumours too about the mortuary and stuff. vile man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Four Horsemen 26 Posted October 4, 2004 a creepy kf I'll gloss over the spelling errors et al if you can explain what a KF is? If it involves Koalas, Kangaroos or Kumquats then I don't want to know........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Yeti 14 Posted October 4, 2004 I would guess the k is for kid. The f I'll leave to your, and any lawyers, imaginations. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnthillMob 1 Posted October 4, 2004 thankyou yeti. i never say the full words incase theres a lawyer about. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted October 4, 2004 You don't worry about the grammar police though... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VileBody 11 Posted October 5, 2004 Did anyone see Sun headline today - "UK's Worst Paedo"? Does this mean he never managed to do the business with anyone under, say, seventy or eighty? This bloody country can't even produce competent child abusers these days. I blame Tony Blair. On which subject - what price Tony and his dodgy ticker for 2005? (please please God Please....) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnthillMob 1 Posted October 5, 2004 You don't worry about the grammar police though... i spend all day at work making sure me grammar is correct, when talking about lowlife such as sir james of saville i really cant be arsed! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stayin Alive 26 Posted October 6, 2004 Now you can have your very own: http://www.thomasscott.net/jim/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest As it 'appens Posted October 8, 2004 thankyou yeti. i never say the full words incase theres a lawyer about. Scarily rosy cheeks nowadays As it 'appens yew seh a thow-sand pownds goes tew Stewk Man-der-vill yew seh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnny the Blue Ringed Octopus 0 Posted October 15, 2004 Grammar aside. Have just been thrust this way by my NZ companion, the Tsunami kid. Two points really, lots of work for Charridy, DOES like to mention it though and did that Penn bloke from Reservoir Dogs borrow Jim's trackies for the film. Now on the subject of indescretions, is Jim a Catholic? Or related to someone in the pastoral system? Apparently my step-dad, drunk and stupid about 20 years ago, said that they used to go out "hunting talent" around Manchester. Find out his school mates at Friends Reunited maybe. We'll get him before the grim reaper. Stay tuned listener. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted October 15, 2004 Is Jimmy a Catholic? Does the Pope shoot in the woods? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stayin Alive 26 Posted October 15, 2004 Actually, appears it's Savile not Saville. I found this out whilst on my Savile's Travels. http://www.radiorewind.co.uk/jimmy_saville_page.htm Hitch A Ride! Jump on the wagon! Hey mums, do you remember this one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Yeti 14 Posted October 15, 2004 One view ... http://www.boredatuni.com/wht_found.php?whtId=38 Or t'other ... http://www.sorehead.org/jimmy/ Definitive spelling ? Jimmy Savil-guess Now all we have to do is get 'Johnathan' King's name spelt right ... Clue it ain't Jonathan ! (and curiously we're back to Jimmy S. too) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stayin Alive 26 Posted October 15, 2004 Can't doubt the Wiki man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phoenix Lazarus Posted October 19, 2004 It's actually Jim's birthday a week today. He's 78 this time. As he approaches the big eight zero, surely the odds on him popping off are going to shorten at a very rapid rate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jimmy's No1 Fan. Posted October 25, 2004 I can confirm that Sir James is very much alive and well. I see him in my local newsagents and while he is quite wisened I wouldn't describe him as being on death's door. I could 'take care of him' for the right price. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phoenix Lazarus Posted October 25, 2004 That reminds me! Jim's birthday tomorrow! I'm sure all will joining me in wishing him many happy returns (back from the dead-or is it back to the dead....?). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stayin Alive 26 Posted October 25, 2004 I can confirm that Sir James is very much alive and well. I see him in my local newsagents and while he is quite wisened I wouldn't describe him as being on death's door. I could 'take care of him' for the right price. Is that the same newsagent where you have your card - hitman for hire, reasonable prices, good acurate shot, serious callers only please, no domestics - in one of those plastic wallets, normally in the window, that holds roughly 50 other business cards for people to advertise in? Considering that you're his #1 fan, I'm a bit surprised that you are so willing to Fix It For Him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Reaper 186 Posted October 25, 2004 I've been thinking...was Jimmy ahead of his time? Did he invent Bling? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stayin Alive 26 Posted October 25, 2004 I've been thinking...was Jimmy ahead of his time? Did he invent Bling? Unwittingly, I believe. A victim of circumstance. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rude Kid 3 Posted October 25, 2004 I've been thinking...was Jimmy ahead of his time? Did he invent Bling? Hey GR, have you been thinking that ever since I said the exact same thing on the 18th June?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Reaper 186 Posted October 25, 2004 Doh! Sorry RK - If I had been more on the ball I would have deleted your post before claiming this "original" idea... Now back to work on my other inventions...how about a Death Pool competition based in Derby... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Johnny Posted December 8, 2004 Well i could do with him kicking the bucket as would win me a windful at work on our deathpool. Currently over £800 in the pot. Help pay for my trip to Florida! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Rob Ranger Posted January 1, 2005 I saw sir Jim, in the highlands of Scotland last summer looking great for it too I recon hes good for another decade at least ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
