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Posted 18 June 2004 - 11:07 AM

Hiya, sorry if I'm posting the blatently obvious or am doing something foolishly wrong but this is my first post.

I love him to bits and I'm happy he's not snuffed it yet, but surely Brucie is a red hot favourite to peg it soon? How old is he? In his 80s by now surely?

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Posted 18 June 2004 - 11:16 AM

He's 76, and now back on telly, I notice. I reckon the large-chinned one has got a few years left in him yet.
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Posted 18 June 2004 - 01:38 PM

If you were married to an ex-Miss World contestant wouldn't you be feeling sprightly and younger than your years? Looked pretty good on the Come Dancing show thats been on the BBC recently - I think he was at Royal Ascot this week as well.

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Posted 18 June 2004 - 01:45 PM

DWB - that's very bold of you to admit you watched Come Dancing. Or was this just for a split second in between changing channels?

It would be nice to see him on the list on year. To see him nice.

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Posted 18 June 2004 - 02:17 PM

erm... erm... I was waiting for something to start... erm... yes... yes... that was it... I was waiting for... erm... the football... yes... the football to start!

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Posted 18 June 2004 - 07:26 PM

Though apparently, according to one newspaper, Come Dancing has taken so much out of ol' Brucie that he's turned down doing a second series.

So maybe ....
life, n : the whim of several billion cells to be with you for a while.

Dodo deado, Dodi deado, Di deado, Dando deado ... Surely Dido's looking dodgy ?

Despite the high cost of living, it still seems popular.

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Posted 18 June 2004 - 09:05 PM

NO!!!!!! hes got more years in him yet, he would waste a place on nexts years list.
As for him marrying a miss world-er , i think shes probably older than he is, and not that atractive, what was she, miss world 1925????and deathbeatle who do u think will win "come dancing".

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Posted 18 June 2004 - 09:28 PM

Claire Sweeney seems very confident of victory - probably odds on with the bookies seeing as she has done this sort of thing for a living - so I'll go with Natasha Kapwhatshername.

Unless of course she has already been evicted - I really was waiting for the England match to start you know!

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Posted 18 June 2004 - 09:39 PM

DWB- Calire sweeny has been evicted, and i too do think Natasha Kaplistyplonky-thingy will win. She was there at Royal Ascot too promting the show with Bruce, and that eastender boy, goodness did u see bruce's wife???? she looked like 8 foot old dragon in a hat, i think i am wrong shes didnt win Miss World 1925, it was Miss World 1924. ................................. ooops going off the death topic

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 08:24 AM

I think you would be better off trying to predict the death of his career, rather than the great man himself. I'd say Brucie, a national treasure and institution, has a good few years in him yet, in fact I think we'll all be asking ourselves if we "were right to go higher" in a good few years time!

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Posted 22 June 2004 - 09:46 PM

Good Game Good Game!!!!!

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Posted 22 June 2004 - 09:49 PM

Let's just hope that Bruce plays his cards right and doesn't bust this year.

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Posted 22 June 2004 - 10:04 PM

Of course no comic genius writing team needed if Brucie makes it to the list and and gives us a Brucie bonus...

"Didnt he do..." !

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Posted 22 June 2004 - 10:07 PM

WELL!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 22 June 2004 - 10:21 PM

Nice to see you to see you nice




your much better audience than last week, werent they alwful, what a rabble, that Ellsie from Kings Lyn, what deaful woman (laugh from audience) and her friend Edith, ( another laugh from audience). Its time to come on down.... whoever..you ...are.




Have i covered most of his opening act now?

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Posted 22 June 2004 - 10:24 PM

Opening act??

I think you've covered most of his career Earl :)

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Posted 22 June 2004 - 10:29 PM

you think?? :)

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Posted 11 August 2004 - 12:26 PM

For those who are interested. Bruce was shopping at Costco in Reading yesterday. He looked really well and his wife is very nice. He is not at all up-his-own-arse, quite happy to chat, and most importantly - looked in really good health. Didn't he do well!

DWB :rip:

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Posted 11 August 2004 - 01:12 PM

COSTCO!!
You'd have thought, with his considerable wealth it would be F & M hampers all the way.
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Posted 11 August 2004 - 05:34 PM

Do we deduce from this that DWB was also shopping in Costco in Reading? I always had him down as a Tesco man myself........
It is surely better to be pissed off than pissed on




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