Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted August 29, 2017 3 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: 'Im off out on the piss' may just work! Yeh, I think the truth is so daft that he might just believe it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,654 Posted August 30, 2017 17th or 24th March - yeah, do-able from my end. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted August 30, 2017 24th of March then. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted August 30, 2017 On 8/29/2017 at 09:18, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Ok so how about one of these dates ? Saturday the 10th, 17th or 24th of March? OK I know it means piss over there, but somehow us Yanks have turned St. Patrick's Day into a national drunken holiday. Strike March 17th. SC 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,654 Posted August 31, 2017 On 30/08/2017 at 17:45, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: 24th of March then. Nice one - I'll draw up the press release and email the likes of the Church Times and the Salvation Army's Watchtower 2 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted October 7, 2017 I could attend any weekend after February if that helps, would be good to see DL'rs again, mine's a pint of wine LFN :-). Tardy response from me I am sorry, work has really, really cut down my internet time. Gone are the days of drifting in and out of the DL while pretending to read office emails. I was in Edinburgh in June with 2 American friends and we went to a pub that made me think should we ever have a convention in Scotland this would be the place. http://www.frankensteinedinburgh.co.uk/ We just dropped in for something to eat and they really put on a show that none of us were expecting. I won't spoil it in case any of you are in the pub on a visit to Edinburgh, just remember to look up if you visit. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted October 7, 2017 13 hours ago, Lady Grendel said: I could attend any weekend after February if that helps, would be good to see DL'rs again, mine's a pint of wine LFN :-). Tardy response from me I am sorry, work has really, really cut down my internet time. Gone are the days of drifting in and out of the DL while pretending to read office emails. I was in Edinburgh in June with 2 American friends and we went to a pub that made me think should we ever have a convention in Scotland this would be the place. http://www.frankensteinedinburgh.co.uk/ We just dropped in for something to eat and they really put on a show that none of us were expecting. I won't spoil it in case any of you are in the pub on a visit to Edinburgh, just remember to look up if you visit. 24th of March is an open invite to you LG. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,654 Posted October 7, 2017 44 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: 24th of March is an open invite to you LG. Hell yeah, been years since we had a drink together. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted October 7, 2017 Just now, maryportfuncity said: Hell yeah, been years since we had a drink together. Best get your liver into training then! LG drinks by the bucket. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,654 Posted October 7, 2017 Just now, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Best get your liver into training then! LG drinks by the bucket. A harsh racist stereotype surely, though tbh my memories of the later stages of every DLCon attended are hazy. I'm fairly sure no buckets were involved and LG simply shipped many glasses of the stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted October 7, 2017 20 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said: A harsh racist stereotype surely, though tbh my memories of the later stages of every DLCon attended are hazy. I'm fairly sure no buckets were involved and LG simply shipped many glasses of the stuff. Nope, she can drink wine by the bucket load and I have seen pictures of bucket sized glasses filled with wine as proof! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,654 Posted October 7, 2017 6 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Nope, she can drink wine by the bucket load and I have seen pictures of bucket sized glasses filled with wine as proof! I bow to your wisdom LFN; and resolve to drink more slowly and pay more attention at the next DLCon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted October 11, 2017 On 10/7/2017 at 22:32, maryportfuncity said: I bow to your wisdom LFN; and resolve to drink more slowly and pay more attention at the next DLCon On 10/7/2017 at 15:53, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Nope, she can drink wine by the bucket load and I have seen pictures of bucket sized glasses filled with wine as proof! Not quite buckets but I do own some very large wine glasses! I have just had a reunion in Glasgow with some friends and neighbours from my childhood days to celebrate a milestone birthday of mine and was given what I can only describe as a 'massive fuck-off glass' to drink my gin from (bottle of gin included too) , even I was daunted by it's size. Count me in for 24th March :-) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted October 16, 2017 I had a dream last night that we were all at the convention but we were also all sharing the same hotel room with only one bathroom. Carnage. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted October 16, 2017 6 hours ago, Lard Bazaar said: I had a dream last night that we were all at the convention but we were also all sharing the same hotel room with only one bathroom. Carnage. Did you keep the seat warm? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted October 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Did you keep the seat warm? Is that a euphemism? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted October 16, 2017 Just now, Lard Bazaar said: Is that a euphemism? Erm, no. Im just trying to think of what the euphemism would be because Im a bit dim. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted October 16, 2017 6 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Did you keep the seat warm? Did you put the seat down? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,588 Posted October 17, 2017 10 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Erm, no. Im just trying to think of what the euphemism would be because Im a bit dim. Prince Regent - Temporary occupant of the throne 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,654 Posted October 17, 2017 21 hours ago, Lard Bazaar said: I had a dream last night that we were all at the convention but we were also all sharing the same hotel room with only one bathroom. Carnage. That ain't going to happen - fairly keen on my own bathroom in a hotel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted October 17, 2017 9 hours ago, maryportfuncity said: That ain't going to happen - fairly keen on my own bathroom in a hotel Not only am I fairly keen on my own bathroom, I'm sure after a night on the pop and a kebab EVERYONE ELSE will be keen on me having my own bathroom 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Book 3,557 Posted October 25, 2017 Our little DL-Convention No. 2, this time in the hot city of Berlin on October 21st, 2017. Best weekend of the year! 6 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,979 Posted October 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Book said: Our little DL-Convention No. 2, this time in the hot city of Berlin on October 21st, 2017. Best weekend of the year! Yep, that was fun! Edit: I don't know, the last time, we were at your town, this time we were in mine. Next time maybe neutral ground? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Book 3,557 Posted October 26, 2017 9 hours ago, gcreptile said: Yep, that was fun! Edit: I don't know, the last time, we were at your town, this time we were in mine. Next time maybe neutral ground? Good idea. Maybe we can meet halfway. This could be in Hanover. So... DL Convention 2018 in Hanover? Is anybody interested? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted October 27, 2017 On 10/26/2017 at 04:10, Book said: Good idea. Maybe we can meet halfway. This could be in Hanover. So... DL Convention 2018 in Hanover? Is anybody interested? For 6 months, back in the 80s, I lived near Hannover as I had family there. A place called Laatzen. I fucking LOVED Germany! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites