Josco 48 Posted September 24, 2009 It's how Yorkshire folk speak French. Oh quelle journee du bas de la terre. Je suis tres fatigue demain Vera. How the hell did you get those cameras in our 'ouse? And at teatime too? Is nowt sacred? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 148 Posted September 24, 2009 It's how Yorkshire folk speak French. Oh quelle journee du bas de la terre. Je suis tres fatigue demain Vera. How the hell did you get those cameras in our 'ouse? And at teatime too? Is nowt sacred? Reminds me of this fine work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,840 Posted September 28, 2009 I'm going to decline I'm afraid as it's probably not a good idea for me to go to London considering my personal life, on top of that my second year of my MA has started and I'll be skint and snowed under with essays. Thanks for the invite though and have a great time you all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Typhoid Harry 21 Posted October 1, 2009 Once again I am making plans and God is pissing himself laughing, but I'll do my best. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted October 1, 2009 Once again I am making plans and God is pissing himself laughing, but I'll do my best. Tell you what TH, if you actually make the meet I shall walk from London to Dover, WALK across the English Channel, crawl on my hands and knees all the way to the Vatican City, knock on the doors of the Papal Apartments and offer to suck the Pope off. For f'ucks sake dont turn up....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted October 1, 2009 Once again I am making plans and God is pissing himself laughing, but I'll do my best. Tell you what TH, if you actually make the meet I shall walk from London to Dover, WALK across the English Channel, crawl on my hands and knees all the way to the Vatican City, knock on the doors of the Papal Apartments and offer to suck the Pope off. For f'ucks sake dont turn up....... Can you actually afford that much time off? Rumour has it Windy hasn't quite finished with his studies and he needs you the humble English taxpayer to give him a hand. Besides, isn't walking/crawling to the Vatican just demonstating the SCO1 gene deficiency syndrome, the inability to part with money. I believe Ryanair have an offer on at the moment and you can't be too far from Stansted. Come on Harry come to England so the pope can come too. Bon appetit LFN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,142 Posted October 1, 2009 Can you actually afford that much time off? Rumour has it Windy hasn't quite finished with his studies and he needs you the humble English taxpayer to give him a hand. Besides, isn't walking/crawling to the Vatican just demonstating the SCO1 gene deficiency syndrome, the inability to part with money. I believe Ryanair have an offer on at the moment and you can't be too far from Stansted. Come on Harry come to England so the pope can come too. Indeed - I return to the University tomorrow to begin my postgraduate year. I will enjoy it just as much as every single teenage mother enjoys her unexpected child. LFN and his English friends are off the hook though as I have paid my own fees this time round. So he can afford his odd means of travelling to the Vatican after all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted October 1, 2009 Once again I am making plans and God is pissing himself laughing, but I'll do my best. Tell you what TH, if you actually make the meet I shall walk from London to Dover, WALK across the English Channel, crawl on my hands and knees all the way to the Vatican City, knock on the doors of the Papal Apartments and offer to suck the Pope off. For f'ucks sake dont turn up....... Can you actually afford that much time off? Rumour has it Windy hasn't quite finished with his studies and he needs you the humble English taxpayer to give him a hand. Besides, isn't walking/crawling to the Vatican just demonstating the SCO1 gene deficiency syndrome, the inability to part with money. I believe Ryanair have an offer on at the moment and you can't be too far from Stansted. Come on Harry come to England so the pope can come too. Bon appetit LFN! Monkey, Im probably going to have to walk to the DL meet as it is, I will be poor as im soon to part with a sum of money for a Classic car thats older than you I will probably have to crawl on my hands and knees home tho........ On reflection, the Pope has a whole plethora of Choirboys to attend to his needs so, perhaps, he wont be needing me South Park did a beautiful satire on this very point. I feel quite queasy now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted October 1, 2009 Once again I am making plans and God is pissing himself laughing, but I'll do my best. Tell you what TH, if you actually make the meet I shall walk from London to Dover, WALK across the English Channel, crawl on my hands and knees all the way to the Vatican City, knock on the doors of the Papal Apartments and offer to suck the Pope off. For f'ucks sake dont turn up....... Can you actually afford that much time off? Rumour has it Windy hasn't quite finished with his studies and he needs you the humble English taxpayer to give him a hand. Besides, isn't walking/crawling to the Vatican just demonstating the SCO1 gene deficiency syndrome, the inability to part with money. I believe Ryanair have an offer on at the moment and you can't be too far from Stansted. Come on Harry come to England so the pope can come too. Bon appetit LFN! Monkey, Im probably going to have to walk to the DL meet as it is, I will be poor as im soon to part with a sum of money for a Classic car thats older than you I will probably have to crawl on my hands and knees home tho........ On reflection, the Pope has a whole plethora of Choirboys to attend to his needs so, perhaps, he wont be needing me South Park did a beautiful satire on this very point. I feel quite queasy now. It's not this one is it. LFN? Sounds like quite a nice Ford Angular. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,989 Posted October 2, 2009 If you sucked off the pope would it leave a Nazi taste in your mouth? Aye, that coat's mine... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 599 Posted October 2, 2009 Once again I am making plans and God is pissing himself laughing, but I'll do my best. Tell you what TH, if you actually make the meet I shall walk from London to Dover, WALK across the English Channel, crawl on my hands and knees all the way to the Vatican City, knock on the doors of the Papal Apartments and offer to suck the Pope off. For f'ucks sake dont turn up....... LOL - in fact I just about coughed up a lung! Since I'm checking these threads after opening my PM's (including a very nice one from TH) that somewhat may lead to LFN having to just do all these things! Now I would not have said, without TH having put the post on the board, but since its now public I'm gratified to know that some of us may indeed be moving heaven and earth to "beer-up" with the very same, and now very apprehensive LFN. What a laugh to be had? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted October 2, 2009 Once again I am making plans and God is pissing himself laughing, but I'll do my best. Tell you what TH, if you actually make the meet I shall walk from London to Dover, WALK across the English Channel, crawl on my hands and knees all the way to the Vatican City, knock on the doors of the Papal Apartments and offer to suck the Pope off. For f'ucks sake dont turn up....... Can you actually afford that much time off? Rumour has it Windy hasn't quite finished with his studies and he needs you the humble English taxpayer to give him a hand. Besides, isn't walking/crawling to the Vatican just demonstating the SCO1 gene deficiency syndrome, the inability to part with money. I believe Ryanair have an offer on at the moment and you can't be too far from Stansted. Come on Harry come to England so the pope can come too. Bon appetit LFN! Monkey, Im probably going to have to walk to the DL meet as it is, I will be poor as im soon to part with a sum of money for a Classic car thats older than you I will probably have to crawl on my hands and knees home tho........ On reflection, the Pope has a whole plethora of Choirboys to attend to his needs so, perhaps, he wont be needing me South Park did a beautiful satire on this very point. I feel quite queasy now. It's not this one is it. LFN? Sounds like quite a nice Ford Angular. Lol. No! In saying that Honez, trawling the ads from Lands End to John O's has dug up a veritable feast of adverts which have utterly mangled the English language. Mary, Im thinking that a communion wafer may be a better bet. Im aware that the Popes dick is probably dry, shrivelled and a bit flakey but so is a wafer and I know which of the two Id rather have in me gob. RA, tell him the venue has changed, er.....to High Street China!! Yeah, make it High Street China. I really must learn to shut the f'uck up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 599 Posted October 23, 2009 Just to let you know at least those who are aiming to get along. I've just received 10 specially commissioned give-away prize gifts, which I will hand out to those who will have travelled the furthest distances to get to the event. He-hee! Want to know what I've got for you? - Then you'll just have to be there, to be in with a chance, to get your hands on one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 148 Posted October 23, 2009 Just to let you know at least those who are aiming to get along. I've just received 10 specially commissioned give-away prize gifts, which I will hand out to those who will have travelled the furthest distances to get to the event.He-hee! Want to know what I've got for you? - Then you'll just have to be there, to be in with a chance, to get your hands on one! A job lot of "made in Derry" Orange order joke Pope dicks left over from the troubles? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 599 Posted October 23, 2009 Just to let you know at least those who are aiming to get along. I've just received 10 specially commissioned give-away prize gifts, which I will hand out to those who will have travelled the furthest distances to get to the event.He-hee! Want to know what I've got for you? - Then you'll just have to be there, to be in with a chance, to get your hands on one! A job lot of "made in Derry" Orange order joke Pope dicks left over from the troubles? LOL. No, it's not a guessing game! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,634 Posted October 23, 2009 Just to let you know at least those who are aiming to get along. I've just received 10 specially commissioned give-away prize gifts, which I will hand out to those who will have travelled the furthest distances to get to the event.He-hee! Want to know what I've got for you? - Then you'll just have to be there, to be in with a chance, to get your hands on one! A job lot of "made in Derry" Orange order joke Pope dicks left over from the troubles? LOL. No, it's not a guessing game! Could it be a ******* ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 1,850 Posted October 23, 2009 RA, Just to confirm I won't be there. I have realised that the date is me & my partner's anniversary, so one suspects I will get in trouble if I forego the nice romantic Greek restaurant meal planned for her for a pissup with the likes of LFN & MPFC..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 119 Posted October 23, 2009 Just to let you know at least those who are aiming to get along. I've just received 10 specially commissioned give-away prize gifts, which I will hand out to those who will have travelled the furthest distances to get to the event.He-hee! Want to know what I've got for you? - Then you'll just have to be there, to be in with a chance, to get your hands on one! A job lot of "made in Derry" Orange order joke Pope dicks left over from the troubles? LOL. No, it's not a guessing game! Could it be a ******* ? I saw one of those recently. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,397 Posted October 23, 2009 No, it's not a guessing game!Could it be a ******* ? I saw one of those recently. I used to have one of those. You can guess what happened, it was a few days of fun and ever since it's been gathering dust in the attic. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 924 Posted October 23, 2009 No, it's not a guessing game!Could it be a ******* ? I saw one of those recently. I used to have one of those. You can guess what happened, it was a few days of fun and ever since it's been gathering dust in the attic. regards, Hein I sold mine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 7,939 Posted October 24, 2009 No, it's not a guessing game!Could it be a ******* ? I saw one of those recently. I used to have one of those. You can guess what happened, it was a few days of fun and ever since it's been gathering dust in the attic. regards, Hein I sold mine. I got more enjoyment out of the cardboard box it came in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,634 Posted October 24, 2009 No, it's not a guessing game!Could it be a ******* ? I saw one of those recently. I used to have one of those. You can guess what happened, it was a few days of fun and ever since it's been gathering dust in the attic. regards, Hein I sold mine. Did you sell it on ebay? I think I bought yours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 48 Posted October 24, 2009 No, it's not a guessing game!Could it be a ******* ? I saw one of those recently. I used to have one of those. You can guess what happened, it was a few days of fun and ever since it's been gathering dust in the attic. regards, Hein I sold mine. Did you sell it on ebay? I think I bought yours. Pleased to see the back of mine, made a loss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 924 Posted October 25, 2009 No, it's not a guessing game!Could it be a ******* ? I saw one of those recently. I used to have one of those. You can guess what happened, it was a few days of fun and ever since it's been gathering dust in the attic. regards, Hein I sold mine. Did you sell it on ebay? I think I bought yours. As-is. No refunds or exchanges. No warranty expressed or implied. Not responsible for damages. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,634 Posted October 25, 2009 No, it's not a guessing game!Could it be a ******* ? I saw one of those recently. I used to have one of those. You can guess what happened, it was a few days of fun and ever since it's been gathering dust in the attic. regards, Hein I sold mine. Did you sell it on ebay? I think I bought yours. As-is. No refunds or exchanges. No warranty expressed or implied. Not responsible for damages. Fair enough. Its just that there were 20 fifty dollar bills wrapped around it when I opened the box. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
