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Charles Lane = Man dies

 

'Cough' 'No talent for writing Deathlist Headlines'

 

Actually that was my attempt at being witty...

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Actually that was my attempt at being witty...

 

Ahhh use your own mind. Windsor can write better then this wit person.

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Any of the below that might be half-decent have appeared before, I fear.

Still, what the heck:

 

Milton Friedman -- Demand exceeds supply

Patrick Moore -- Moore is less

Ernest Gallo -- Bottled it

Alfredo di Stefano -- Whistle blown on Stefano

Michael Foot -- One foot in the grave

Albert Hofmann -- Settled Up The Tab

Muhammad Ali --Thriller In The Chiller

Charles Lane --It’s a wonderful death!

General Pinochet Joins the death squad

JD Salinger -- The scratcher in the sky

Margaret Thatcher -- Snatched!

Elizabeth Taylor -- Divorced from life

George Melly -- Melly smelly

Joseph Barbera -- Unanimated!

Billy Graham Meets his maker

Clive Dunn -- Doomed

Suharto -- Asian flew

Ronnie Biggs -- Robbed of life

Claude Levi-Strauss -- Unstructured!

Brooke Astor -- Astor ad astra

Gerald Ford -- Ford stalls

Harold Pinter Written out

Ingmar Bergman -- Boring f****r dies

Lady Bird Johnson Flies away home

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Absolute class Alphonsin, a couple more we might consider:

 

 

Gerald Ford: Can he die and chew gum at the same time?

 

Jane Tomlinson; Two wheels good, hearse wheels better.

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:P Abdelaziz Bouteflika's out.

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Ernest Gallo - Gallo Corks it!

 

Claude Levi-Strauss - Claude structures death

 

Jane Wyman - (Look through her movies?)

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Late contender for Pinochet in case he goes...

 

Coup d'eadtat!

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Thought I'd drag this one up again, anyone got any more headlines for the new candidates?

 

Rowdy Roddie Piper beaten by the undertaker

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One we might have used a few days ago, but may be able to use this year: Ford Transit,

 

regards,

Hein

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Al Molinaro.................... Not so Happy Daze!

 

Gore Vidal ....................Less Gore

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Oral Roberts - ORAL-B GONE: ROBERTS DEAD

 

Ernest Borgnine - MARTY LEAVES THE PARTY

 

Mark Felt - DEEP THROAT CROAKS

 

Ariel Sharon - DON'T ADJUST TV, ARIEL DEAD

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Valerie Harper - ON THE RHODA HEAVEN

 

Zsa Zsa Gabor - ZSA ZSA ZSA ZSA, ZSA ZSA ZSA ZSA, HEY HEY, GOODBYE

 

Martin Crowe - MARTIN CROWEKED

 

Herman Wouk - WENT TO SLEEP, NEVER A-WOUK

 

(That's enough for now. Enjoy this reboot)

SC

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Doris Day - Doris has had her Day

Bob Dole - Signed Off

Prince Philip - A Greek Tragedy

Herman Wouk - A Write Off

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Al Molinaro - No More Happy Days For Al

Billy Graham - Meet His (Money) Maker

Harper Lee - Go Set A Funeral Date

Clive James - Clive's not alive

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Bill Maynard:Missing a Heartbeat

Leslie Phillips:Ding-Dung

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Billy Graham - Preaching to the Choir Invisible

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Joost Van Westhuizen - JOOST WHEN YOU THOUGHT HE'D LIVE...

 

Henry Kissinger - KISSINGER? I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER!

 

SC

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Camila Batmanghelidjh found dead!! former head of kids company found dead in home of apparent heart attack.

 

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3186808/Kids-Company-donor-pulled-3million-pledge-sex-abuse-claims.html

 

btw i think this woman is horrible, I don't buy her for one second and i pride myself on being a great judge of character.Also What is with these people and loud eccentric clothes ? Rolf ,savile , batman (not the hero) :D ?

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Robert Mugabe - The Late Dictator

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Martin Crowe - I'm stumped for a headline

 

Peter Sallis - Gromit, but not forgotten

 

Bill Maynard - The Greengrass is always greener

 

Chuck Berry - Chucky B Goode

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Cliff Michelmore - Cliff Michelnomore

 

Denis Norden - Denis Nordenymore

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Chuck Berry - Johnny B. Dead

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